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(Some Guy)   Creating the sexiest action figure possible? They were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should   (creations.mattel.com) divider line
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2022-05-19 4:34:35 PM  
That's mighty tempting as far as action figures go.
 
2022-05-19 4:43:18 PM  
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2022-05-19 4:50:52 PM  
Well... uh... there it is.
 
2022-05-19 5:26:43 PM  
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2022-05-19 5:28:03 PM  
Oh and also...WANT!!!!
 
2022-05-19 5:33:54 PM  
Jeff Goldblum...when you least expect him.
 
2022-05-19 5:52:38 PM  
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/ intrigued
 
2022-05-19 6:52:52 PM  
I really enjoy those Bratz dolls.  THOTs for Tots.

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2022-05-19 7:19:32 PM  

NeoCortex42: [o.aolcdn.com image 675x675]


It's a picture of Morph.

/Moorrrph
 
2022-05-19 8:05:55 PM  
Not gonna lie. I might order one just to have a secret Santa bad gift thing lined up
 
2022-05-19 9:42:32 PM  
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Yes there's a nude version, because that's where we are.
 
2022-05-19 9:46:06 PM  

Flappyhead: [Fark user image image 348x145]

Yes there's a nude version, because that's where we are.


I was wondering when this was gonna show up.
 
2022-05-19 9:48:57 PM  

Flappyhead: [Fark user image image 348x145]

Yes there's a nude version, because that's where we are.


I just don't get it. I don't understand what is up with the pose and also the fact that it's farking expensive and I know people will buy it.

I know, I know. "Japan".
 
2022-05-19 9:57:08 PM  

NeoCortex42: Flappyhead: [Fark user image image 348x145]

Yes there's a nude version, because that's where we are.

I just don't get it. I don't understand what is up with the pose and also the fact that it's farking expensive and I know people will buy it.

I know, I know. "Japan".


You know the really crazy shiat?  Square has given them permission.
 
2022-05-19 10:04:25 PM  
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2022-05-19 10:54:59 PM  
Is it a New York Comic-Con Winged Venom Funko POP?

Anti-Venom SDCC Marvel Legends exclusive? (Not being a fanboy... There's a reason for this list...)

The Batman Who Laughs NightWing?

Gothic metal-armor Spawn (1998)?

...Then, "sexy", is raaaaather subjective...
 
2022-05-19 10:59:02 PM  
Christ, Mattel is such a garbage-ass company.
 
2022-05-19 10:59:14 PM  

Flappyhead: NeoCortex42: Flappyhead: [Fark user image image 348x145]

Yes there's a nude version, because that's where we are.

I just don't get it. I don't understand what is up with the pose and also the fact that it's farking expensive and I know people will buy it.

I know, I know. "Japan".

You know the really crazy shiat?  Square has given them permission.


I wish more US companies would be as free with their sexytime figure permissions as Japanese companies, honestly.
 
2022-05-19 11:13:54 PM  
Gotta admit. We all know that line. They took it and ran with it.
 
2022-05-19 11:45:26 PM  
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2022-05-19 11:48:39 PM  
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Bet that divot in his chest would hold over a quart.
 
2022-05-20 12:39:30 AM  
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2022-05-20 2:19:37 AM  
I want this one

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2022-05-20 6:38:11 AM  
Ambassador Mollari whish to lodge a complaint

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2022-05-20 7:06:18 AM  

Trik: [cdn.mos.cms.futurecdn.net image 600x300]
Bet that divot in his chest would hold over a quart.


Of Yoghurt? Water? Paint?

The world wants to know what you're pouring onto JG by the quartfull.
 
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