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(Daily Mail)   And the prize is a Subway foot long - ah, 23 feet long - sandwich. Bring your friends   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2022-05-19 7:07:33 PM  
if nothing else, TIL there's a new filetype, azif

/Fark's htmlizer ain't like it
 
2022-05-19 8:10:34 PM  
No thanks.
 
2022-05-19 8:46:32 PM  
Two more feet, and I can fit it in the fridge.
 
2022-05-19 8:47:22 PM  
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"Marge, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich.
 
2022-05-19 8:48:35 PM  
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'7 metres of corgi sh*t posing as meat?
We'll pass on that bollocks, thankyouverymuchly!'
 
2022-05-19 9:21:12 PM  
US vs UK Subway | Food Wars
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Enjoy your Chicken Tikka with brown sauce, hashbrowns and....gross, UK friends!

(FF to 7:37 -- I couldn't embed starting @ that point)
 
2022-05-19 9:26:42 PM  
What oven baked that bread?
 
2022-05-19 9:34:53 PM  
" Bring your friends "

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2022-05-19 9:53:15 PM  
Ah if my last time having subway is an indicator... that's gonna be a lot of throwing up on the jobsite roof. Complete with knees buckling and still puking and "oh farking gods take me now"
 
2022-05-19 10:20:24 PM  
Offer only valid in the UK. thank you very much...
 
2022-05-19 11:17:42 PM  
It's not like the time Iran tried to make a 1500meter sandwich for a Guinness World Record, but officials couldn't measure it before people started eating it.
 
2022-05-20 12:13:40 AM  
Subway can rot in hell.  They knew that sack of human garbage was molesting kids and on the prowl.  They'll never get a nickel from me.
 
2022-05-20 12:23:23 AM  

Vlad_the_Inaner: " Bring your friends "

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I never understood that picture. Are those 2 women afraid that that shiat will explode?
 
2022-05-20 12:35:19 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Vlad_the_Inaner: " Bring your friends "

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I never understood that picture. Are those 2 women afraid that that shiat will explode?


what, him? I wouldn't be surprised.
 
2022-05-20 1:18:12 AM  
That's a lot of kiddie-diddling grinder, that.

Fark Subway. They farking knew.
 
2022-05-20 1:19:37 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Vlad_the_Inaner: " Bring your friends "

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I never understood that picture. Are those 2 women afraid that that shiat will explode?


Likely, given his insanity... wait, by "that shiat," did you mean the sandwiches & cake?
 
2022-05-20 1:30:51 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: Vlad_the_Inaner: " Bring your friends "

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I never understood that picture. Are those 2 women afraid that that shiat will explode?


Company mandated 'fun'
 
2022-05-20 1:52:59 AM  
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2022-05-20 2:05:49 AM  

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oh dadgammit, do I really need to turn this into an Onstad thread

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2022-05-20 3:58:19 AM  
... and that's how Greek Fire saved the Universe
 
2022-05-20 9:15:10 AM  
Sounds more like a punishment
 
2022-05-20 10:52:04 AM  

tintar: FatherChaos: [Fark user image 599x404]

oh dadgammit, do I really need to turn this into an Onstad thread

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2022-05-20 12:39:28 PM  
I assume that's for second place?
/first place is two sandwiches
 
2022-05-20 12:43:44 PM  

johnny_vegas: I assume that's for second place?
/first place is two sandwiches


Wait, turn that around!  Second place is two sandwiches..... Dammit!

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2022-05-20 2:08:36 PM  

tintar: if nothing else, TIL there's a new filetype, azif

/Fark's htmlizer ain't like it


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"Hellloooooo Nurse!"
 
2022-05-20 2:09:28 PM  
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2022-05-20 2:49:33 PM  

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good, good. I was going to have to scold you otherwise.
 
2022-05-20 4:27:06 PM  
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