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797 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 19 May 2022 at 3:35 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-19 3:37:28 PM  
I give him a month before we see his obituary.
 
2022-05-19 3:41:56 PM  
Here's yer problem, you were a dickhead before the drugs.
 
2022-05-19 3:43:25 PM  

Subtonic: I give him a month before we see his obituary.


This. His name is "Bam" and he's famous for nailing his dick to a wall or whatever stupid shiat they do on that asshole show.
He should kill himself, by all rights.
 
2022-05-19 3:48:58 PM  
He should go grab a beer with Ryan Dunn. Catch up on old times.
 
2022-05-19 3:54:49 PM  
Guy is a farking mess
 
2022-05-19 4:13:20 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Here's yer problem, you were a dickhead before the drugs.


Yup.

jso2897: He should kill himself, by all rights.


Yup.

NewportBarGuy: He should go grab a beer with Ryan Dunn. Catch up on old times.


Yup.
 
2022-05-19 4:15:33 PM  
I'm not a fan of the dude, but still, hopefully he can get his sh*t together. He also should work on not being a massive tool.
 
2022-05-19 4:25:09 PM  
The most insufferable Jackass. That's quite an achievement
 
2022-05-19 4:26:06 PM  

jso2897: Subtonic: I give him a month before we see his obituary.

This. His name is "Bam" and he's famous for nailing his dick to a wall or whatever stupid shiat they do on that asshole show.
He should kill himself, by all rights.


Everything okay at home, bud?
 
2022-05-19 4:40:07 PM  
I just hopped in here to see how many asshats read the headline and immediately came to share their negativity or, worse, their death wish for the guy.  Only 9 comments, and I wasn't disappointed.  I mean, I was, but... hmm.

Oh, I know.  "WELCOME TO FAKR!  8B"
 
2022-05-19 4:40:49 PM  
There but for the grace of severe repeated brain trauma, go I.
 
2022-05-19 4:54:49 PM  
Out of all of the Jackass crew, he's the one who screams "I peaked in high school" the loudest to me.  Especially when you watch his own spinoff show (Viva La Bam, I mean).  Dude has money and, due to the show, compensation for property damage, so he flaunts it around as he acts like a complete douchebag.

I hate being able to relate to Principal Vernon in Breakfast Club but damn does his "You think he's funny? You think this is cute? You think he's 'biatchin,' is that it? Let me tell you something. Look at him - he's a bum. You want to see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years. You'll see how goddamned funny he is." speech really fit Bam well as far as Bam's shtick being played out and him not having much of a 'fallback career', imho.
 
2022-05-19 4:59:56 PM  

goobular: I just hopped in here to see how many asshats read the headline and immediately came to share their negativity or, worse, their death wish for the guy.  Only 9 comments, and I wasn't disappointed.  I mean, I was, but... hmm.

Oh, I know.  "WELCOME TO FAKR!  8B"


The guy has been an absolute terror to everyone who ever cared about him. The world would be a better place if he took a long walk off a short pier.
 
2022-05-19 5:03:37 PM  

goobular: I just hopped in here to see how many asshats read the headline and immediately came to share their negativity or, worse, their death wish for the guy.  Only 9 comments, and I wasn't disappointed.  I mean, I was, but... hmm.

Oh, I know.  "WELCOME TO FAKR!  8B"


Farkers may have been let out of the physical high school locker, but the psychological locker is always there.
 
2022-05-19 5:04:09 PM  

goobular: I just hopped in here to see how many asshats read the headline and immediately came to share their negativity or, worse, their death wish for the guy.  Only 9 comments, and I wasn't disappointed.  I mean, I was, but... hmm.

Oh, I know.  "WELCOME TO FAKR!  8B"


Settle down, Bam.
 
2022-05-19 5:05:46 PM  

stoli n coke: goobular: I just hopped in here to see how many asshats read the headline and immediately came to share their negativity or, worse, their death wish for the guy.  Only 9 comments, and I wasn't disappointed.  I mean, I was, but... hmm.

Oh, I know.  "WELCOME TO FAKR!  8B"

Farkers may have been let out of the physical high school locker, but the psychological locker is always there.


Settle down, Bam's coke dealer.
 
2022-05-19 5:17:17 PM  

jso2897: Subtonic: I give him a month before we see his obituary.

This. His name is "Bam" and he's famous for nailing his dick to a wall or whatever stupid shiat they do on that asshole show.
He should kill himself, by all rights.


This is sane...empathetic even.
 
2022-05-19 5:17:39 PM  
Wow, a lot of assholes wanting someone they never met to die.   Now I remember why I stopped coming here for a decade.
 
2022-05-19 5:20:54 PM  

jso2897: Subtonic: I give him a month before we see his obituary.

This. His name is "Bam" and he's famous for nailing his dick to a wall or whatever stupid shiat they do on that asshole show.
He should kill himself, by all rights.


You have a farking problem, get help.
 
2022-05-19 5:26:43 PM  

jso2897: His name is "Bam" and he's famous for nailing his dick to a wall or whatever stupid shiat they do on that asshole show.



Technically, Ryan Dunn's nickname should've been Bam.
 
2022-05-19 5:38:39 PM  

daveb0rg: Wow, a lot of assholes wanting someone they never met to die.   Now I remember why I stopped coming here for a decade.


You really let things that Farkers say dictate your behavior and beliefs?
 
2022-05-19 5:38:46 PM  

brap: There but for the grace of severe repeated brain trauma, go I.


Yeah, I'm not sure how to view a guy who spent his teens and 20s giving himself concussions and who then spent the next 20 years dealing with addiction.  Sure, as someone above said, he was something of sn asshole before drugs, but it's hard to overlook how much the concussions and drugs amplified things.

Since I liked CKY and Jackass, I tend to more feel sorry for him than anything.
 
2022-05-19 5:56:28 PM  
If anyone needed proof the dude is a raging scuzzbag all you have to do is read is the crap his psychotic fans spewed on this very thread.
Wow, just wow.
 
2022-05-19 6:11:53 PM  

daveb0rg: Wow, a lot of assholes wanting someone they never met to die.   Now I remember why I stopped coming here for a decade.


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2022-05-19 6:50:04 PM  
Would never wish death on the guy, hope he gets things in his life sorted out but I would be happy to never see another headline about him ever again
 
2022-05-19 8:32:25 PM  
Hey - I wish the guy success in his usual endeavor. Does that sound better for you "sensitive" types?
 
2022-05-19 8:33:51 PM  

Grand_Theft_Audio: jso2897: His name is "Bam" and he's famous for nailing his dick to a wall or whatever stupid shiat they do on that asshole show.


Technically, Ryan Dunn's nickname should've been Bam.


Or maybe Gitter.
Or Nicely.
 
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2022-05-19 8:34:44 PM  
Perhaps he has learned to be humble and refrain from being the loud center of attention.  *cough*

I can still congratulate someone on a year sober.  Good luck to him in that regard.  Even if closely managed as I suspect he was, I hope that year was full of uncomfortable revelations that has given him a new lease.  I feel gross saying that about him, but it's sincere.
 
2022-05-19 9:55:47 PM  

devilskware: The most insufferable Jackass. That's quite an achievement


The rest of them got sober and grew up.  Bam hasn't been able to do either.
 
2022-05-19 10:15:23 PM  
Last year was the easy part. Now comes the real test.
You made an effort for a full year. You start thinking you deserve a reward.
A celebratory drink....a little bump....it can all unravel just as fast. Good luck sir, you will need all of it.
 
2022-05-19 10:40:39 PM  
He looks like he's starting to take after Don Vito.
 
2022-05-20 12:12:03 AM  

Grand_Theft_Audio: jso2897: His name is "Bam" and he's famous for nailing his dick to a wall or whatever stupid shiat they do on that asshole show.


Technically, Ryan Dunn's nickname should've been Bam.


Okay, now that was pretty funny, and Bam is insufferable, but good for him and I wish him the best.
 
2022-05-20 3:56:28 AM  

Heamer: daveb0rg: Wow, a lot of assholes wanting someone they never met to die.   Now I remember why I stopped coming here for a decade.

You really let things that Farkers say dictate your behavior and beliefs?


Guy 1: "I didn't care for the hateful comments on this messaging board, so I stopped visiting it."

Guy 2: "Lol, triggerd much? You totally let this take over your whole life. Such a snowflake."
 
2022-05-20 8:46:44 AM  

jso2897: Hey - I wish the guy success in his usual endeavor. Does that sound better for you "sensitive" types?


Wow you're super cool, you don't give a d_ mn
 
2022-05-20 11:40:05 AM  

Heamer: HotWingConspiracy: Here's yer problem, you were a dickhead before the drugs.

Yup.

jso2897: He should kill himself, by all rights.

Yup.

NewportBarGuy: He should go grab a beer with Ryan Dunn. Catch up on old times.

Yup.


You four must be a hoot at parties.
 
2022-05-20 12:12:34 PM  

jso2897: Hey - I wish the guy success in his usual endeavor. Does that sound better for you "sensitive" types?


Or there's this other option of still thinking the dude's a douchebag but hoping his sobriety works out instead of him offing himself.  But maybe that's a bit too nuanced for your simple brain.
 
2022-05-20 5:22:58 PM  
I was going to come in here and wish the guy well, since a year rehab is a serious program. But since everyone hates him, I hope he was just evading jail time and didn't learn a thing.
 
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