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2022-05-19 12:29:14 PM  
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2022-05-19 12:36:08 PM  
Thinking pistols at ten paces at dawn  should be how republicans settle it.  Republicans if they were manly men would solve their party disputes with firearms.
 
2022-05-19 12:40:42 PM  
Gee someone who doesn't believe in democracy continues to not believe in democracy.
 
2022-05-19 12:41:01 PM  

eurotrader: Thinking pistols at ten paces at dawn  should be how republicans settle it.  Republicans if they were manly men would solve their party disputes with firearms.


If they were real men, it'd be hand-grenades at 10 paces.
 
2022-05-19 12:46:20 PM  

Bootleg: eurotrader: Thinking pistols at ten paces at dawn  should be how republicans settle it.  Republicans if they were manly men would solve their party disputes with firearms.

If they were real men, it'd be hand-grenades at 10 paces.


Tell them if they catch the grenade they can put a pin back in and it won't go off (not how they actually work but could be fun to watch them try)
 
2022-05-19 12:47:10 PM  

Bootleg: eurotrader: Thinking pistols at ten paces at dawn  should be how republicans settle it.  Republicans if they were manly men would solve their party disputes with firearms.

If they were real men, it'd be hand-grenades at 10 paces.


Flame throwers at 5 would be my preference.
 
2022-05-19 1:04:51 PM  
Find all of the RINOs, crack their skulls and eat the goop inside? Is that what former POTUS Donald J. Trump is trying to say here?

/just axing kwestions
 
2022-05-19 1:10:32 PM  
Especially your own party primary

How much of Trumps demolition of the Republican primary field in 2016 was his political acumen and how much was the invisible hand of his friends?

He seemed amazed at the whole thing.
 
2022-05-19 1:23:37 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bootleg: eurotrader: Thinking pistols at ten paces at dawn  should be how republicans settle it.  Republicans if they were manly men would solve their party disputes with firearms.

If they were real men, it'd be hand-grenades at 10 paces.

Flame throwers at 5 would be my preference.


Landmines at 1.
 
2022-05-19 1:29:32 PM  

Bootleg: If they were real men, it'd be hand-grenades H-bombs at 10 paces.


FTFY.

The modern GOP seem probably too wussy even for horseshoes.
 
2022-05-19 1:51:36 PM  
TFG thinks all the votes all get counted at exactly the same moment. I don't think he understands that time exists so everything, everywhere, doesn't all happen at once.
 
2022-05-19 2:33:38 PM  
I wasn't aware there were rules for lying

//they're always lying
//they're republicans
 
2022-05-19 2:34:42 PM  
GO AWAY YOU MANKY OLD NUTSACK
 
2022-05-19 2:35:35 PM  

Badmoodman: TFG thinks all the votes all get counted at exactly the same moment. I don't think he understands that time exists so everything, everywhere, doesn't all happen at once.



He wants what he wants and he wants it NOW.

Hmm... Sounds kind of familiar actually...
 
2022-05-19 2:35:35 PM  

Badmoodman: TFG thinks all the votes all get counted at exactly the same moment. I don't think he understands that time exists so everything, everywhere, doesn't all happen at once.


I'm still amazed someone so stupid was President.. then I remember that a good chunk of the population is even dumber then him.
 
2022-05-19 2:36:15 PM  
If you're MAGA, "fraud" is any time you lose an election, even your own party primary
 
2022-05-19 2:36:17 PM  
Time for Thunderdome!
 
2022-05-19 2:37:07 PM  
Maybe we can stop promoting every bit of nonsense coming from this guy? He doesn't say anything new. It's all the same. He's upset about something not going his way? Stunning. None of this is interesting or worthy of amplifying.


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2022-05-19 2:37:08 PM  
You'd think he'd be familiar with this scenario, lol
 
2022-05-19 2:37:28 PM  
Let them fight
 
2022-05-19 2:38:30 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bootleg: eurotrader: Thinking pistols at ten paces at dawn  should be how republicans settle it.  Republicans if they were manly men would solve their party disputes with firearms.

If they were real men, it'd be hand-grenades at 10 paces.

Flame throwers at 5 would be my preference.


Tasers at gas pump
 
2022-05-19 2:39:41 PM  
commas, people, commas
 
2022-05-19 2:40:33 PM  
"They keep counting votes after I gain a lead?"

-Political genius that you libs are too biased to appreciate
 
2022-05-19 2:40:34 PM  
Isn't this some-copy paste from a tweet he sent during the 2020 election too?

/Stop me if you've heard this one before...
 
2022-05-19 2:40:58 PM  

Badmoodman: TFG thinks all the votes all get counted at exactly the same moment. I don't think he understands that time exists so everything, everywhere, doesn't all happen at once.


I heard that was a pretty good movie
 
2022-05-19 2:41:47 PM  
So he does realize that he's claiming Mastriano's win was the result of a rigged election, right? Because this was quite literally the same election, voted in only by registered Republicans (PA has closed primaries).
 
2022-05-19 2:42:32 PM  
So cool that the Liberal Mainstream MSM Media is still breathlessly reporting this traitor's every "thought".
 
2022-05-19 2:43:38 PM  
Sounds like you naysayers need to bone up on your 12th dimensional chess.
 
2022-05-19 2:43:38 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Especially your own party primary

How much of Trumps demolition of the Republican primary field in 2016 was his political acumen and how much was the invisible hand of his friends?

He seemed amazed at the whole thing.


To be fair, his primary opponents in 2016 weren't exactly "Murderer's Row" https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_Party_presidential_candidates
 
2022-05-19 2:43:42 PM  
TFG would like to do away with primaries and just decide who would be the Republican nominee in each race

Eventually he would just want to do away with elections but baby steps

Like he takes going down stairs
 
2022-05-19 2:43:51 PM  

Gin Buddy: Badmoodman: TFG thinks all the votes all get counted at exactly the same moment. I don't think he understands that time exists so everything, everywhere, doesn't all happen at once.


He wants what he wants and he wants it NOW.

Hmm... Sounds kind of familiar actually...


The only person who's allowed to want it all NOW is Freddie Mercury.

And he's pining for the fjords.
 
2022-05-19 2:46:32 PM  
That headline should be taken out back and shot.
 
2022-05-19 2:46:35 PM  

Gin Buddy: Badmoodman: TFG thinks all the votes all get counted at exactly the same moment. I don't think he understands that time exists so everything, everywhere, doesn't all happen at once.


He wants what he wants and he wants it NOW.

Hmm... Sounds kind of familiar actually...


Is that you Mr Baine?
 
2022-05-19 2:46:46 PM  

culebra: So cool that the Liberal Mainstream MSM Media is still breathlessly reporting this traitor's every "thought".


Actively damaging democracy is newsworthy.
 
2022-05-19 2:48:11 PM  

henryhill: culebra: So cool that the Liberal Mainstream MSM Media is still breathlessly reporting this traitor's every "thought".

Actively damaging democracy is newsworthy.


 I think it's a stretch to refer to Trump as 'active'.
 
2022-05-19 2:48:14 PM  
Get farked sideways with a rusty poleaxes you mold-blooded, orange-faced, ferret-topped pimple with an a** for a set of lips.
 
2022-05-19 2:51:08 PM  
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2022-05-19 2:51:42 PM  

spongeboob: TFG would like to do away with primaries and just decide who would be the Republican nominee in each race

Eventually he would just want to do away with elections but baby steps

Like he takes going down stairs


ramps

/ftfy
 
2022-05-19 2:53:11 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bootleg: eurotrader: Thinking pistols at ten paces at dawn  should be how republicans settle it.  Republicans if they were manly men would solve their party disputes with firearms.

If they were real men, it'd be hand-grenades at 10 paces.

Flame throwers at 5 would be my preference.


Knife in the right hand, handcuffed together on the left.
 
2022-05-19 2:53:13 PM  
I am SO conflicted about this.

I don't want Oz to win.  But I don't want McGunNut either.
I don't want Oz to win because if he loses, it would piss off Drumpf.  And it would send a message to his base.
Except that McFarkface is and Drumpf fan too.  Even though he didn't get the endorsement.
McWhatsHisName is also a smart, well, spoken, political talking guy which makes him very dangerous. So for that, I want to see Oz win.

In think in the end, I'd rather see Oz win because McHedgefund is a dangerous prospect.  So even though it would make TFG happy, which is something we don't want, it's a small price to pay compared to that guy I ran out of nicknames for.

Hopefully Fetterman will live through the election and totally trounce with ever of the farknuggets wins.  Then this won't really matter too much.
 
2022-05-19 2:53:16 PM  

culebra: So cool that the Liberal Mainstream MSM Media is still breathlessly reporting this traitor's every "thought".


Isn't this a Twitter feed?
 
2022-05-19 2:53:36 PM  
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2022-05-19 2:55:20 PM  
I assume the primaries where his preferred candidate won are just fine with him though
 
2022-05-19 2:55:24 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: Bootleg: eurotrader: Thinking pistols at ten paces at dawn  should be how republicans settle it.  Republicans if they were manly men would solve their party disputes with firearms.

If they were real men, it'd be hand-grenades at 10 paces.

Flame throwers at 5 would be my preference.


Davy Crockets at 5 paces in an open field with all the Republicans you can get as witnesses is better.
 
2022-05-19 2:57:12 PM  
Trump thinks that during a horse derby, the moment his horse is in the lead, it should automatically win.

Because he's a farking idiot.
 
2022-05-19 2:58:57 PM  

Kumana Wanalaia: Gin Buddy: Badmoodman: TFG thinks all the votes all get counted at exactly the same moment. I don't think he understands that time exists so everything, everywhere, doesn't all happen at once.


He wants what he wants and he wants it NOW.

Hmm... Sounds kind of familiar actually...

The only person who's allowed to want it all NOW is Freddie Mercury.

And he's pining for the fjords.


I would be totally cool if Freddy Mercury rose out of his Grave and ran for Senate.
 
2022-05-19 3:00:29 PM  

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HenryJGomez: McCormick is inching closer to Oz as more votes trickle in in #PASen, and Trump is not happy about it. He's still sowing doubt about the count, which is proceeding as per state law. https://t.co/UaE6aYHQ4D


And irony of ironies it's from mail-in/absentee ballots.
 
2022-05-19 3:03:32 PM  

mjones73: Badmoodman: TFG thinks all the votes all get counted at exactly the same moment. I don't think he understands that time exists so everything, everywhere, doesn't all happen at once.

I'm still amazed someone so stupid was President.. then I remember that a good chunk of the population is even dumber then him.


Yes, the "inflation is happening because Biden wants to raise the minimum wage to $15/hour" kind of stupid. Or pretending the orange dumbfark didn't push the fed to lower interest rates to their lowest (or negative, because economic math is apparently optional at Wharton) which caused all the other supply chain issues when people were stuck at home.

/I hate this world
 
2022-05-19 3:04:37 PM  

henryhill: culebra: So cool that the Liberal Mainstream MSM Media is still breathlessly reporting this traitor's every "thought".

Actively damaging democracy is newsworthy.


No, it really isn't. The sun will rise tomorrow just as surely as Donald Trump will be a scumbag. This is the opposite of news.
 
2022-05-19 3:06:52 PM  
There is a way to treat what he says. Large font ridicule.
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