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(Onion AV Club)   The story of Jason X and how we were *this* close to a hellbound Gilbert Gottfried helping Jason break out of Hell   (avclub.com) divider line
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2022-05-19 1:32:28 PM  
The original idea sounds pretty awesome
 
2022-05-19 1:47:07 PM  

AlgaeRancher: The original idea sounds pretty awesome


I'd watch the fark out of that.  It could have been really fun.
 
2022-05-19 2:12:22 PM  
Except Gilbert should have been Hitler, leading Jason out of hell. He played Hitler in the movie "Highway to Hell" (not related to the horrible TV show nor AC/DC) and it was damn funny.
 
2022-05-19 2:27:30 PM  
In an early draft of Freddy vs Jason, a group of kids befriends Jason as their sidekick and he and drives them to the mall in a Camaro.
 
2022-05-19 2:44:27 PM  
In fairness, it could still happen. In fact, it's even more likely as it should be much more convenient for Gilbert to help Jason escape from hell now.

/cough
 
2022-05-19 2:50:30 PM  
I liked Jason X.

It was not a good movie, but I liked it.

The weapons were inspired by Quake, or at least that's what it seemed like to me.
 
2022-05-19 3:09:34 PM  

Another one of them varmits: I liked Jason X.

It was not a good movie, but I liked it.

The weapons were inspired by Quake, or at least that's what it seemed like to me.


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// hard agree
// also, the scene where the android wants nipples
 
2022-05-19 5:10:36 PM  

Combustion: Except Gilbert should have been Hitler, leading Jason out of hell. He played Hitler in the movie "Highway to Hell" (not related to the horrible TV show nor AC/DC) and it was damn funny.


He was also Hitler on a comedy roast of Ann Frank on Netflix, which while not the greatest thing I ever saw, was at least as amusing as a YouTube video.
 
2022-05-19 5:12:25 PM  

skyotter: In an early draft of Freddy vs Jason, a group of kids befriends Jason as their sidekick and he and drives them to the mall in a Camaro.


He is about to murder them when he overhears them talk about how much they hate camping and how horrible camp councilors are as people.
 
2022-05-19 5:43:57 PM  

Another one of them varmits: I liked Jason X.

It was not a good movie, but I liked it.

The weapons were inspired by Quake, or at least that's what it seemed like to me.


I loved it. It pained me to hear it's got such a bad rap. I got many a laugh out of it and it obviously wasn't taking itself too seriously.
 
2022-05-19 9:51:53 PM  
If you're going to have Jason in space then you need to have him chase a victim into a black hole. Then once inside the black hole he chops the victim's head off with such force that the victim's head flies out of the black hole. Yes, OUT of the black hole. It's a science lesson and movie set piece at the same time.
 
2022-05-20 7:08:11 AM  

winedrinkingman: Combustion: Except Gilbert should have been Hitler, leading Jason out of hell. He played Hitler in the movie "Highway to Hell" (not related to the horrible TV show nor AC/DC) and it was damn funny.

He was also Hitler on a comedy roast of Ann Frank on Netflix, which while not the greatest thing I ever saw, was at least as amusing as a YouTube video.


That's probably the worst endorsement outside of naming something, "but it's actually good."

Spoiler, it isn't.
 
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