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(CBS 12 West Palm Beach)   Old and busted: Gay frogs. New hotness: High fish   (cbs12.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida, South Florida waters, Study, West Palm Beach, Florida, Southern United States, South Florida metropolitan area, fish, drugs  
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2022-05-19 11:18:11 AM  
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2022-05-19 11:38:26 AM  
White fish on dope

/can't swim upstream
//even though I know I should
 
2022-05-19 11:51:32 AM  
The fish ain't the only thing on drugs in the water in Florida
 
2022-05-19 11:51:42 AM  
Never touch the stuff.
 
2022-05-19 11:53:46 AM  
There are many colors in the flag of aquatic life.
 
2022-05-19 11:56:18 AM  
This isn't new, and has been in the news for decades.
 
2022-05-19 11:56:24 AM  
Article fails without concentration data. I've been on earth for decades, so it's 100% certain that each of your bodies, and every animal, contains at least 1 atom of my urine.

It's not that it couldn't be a problem, but the article doesn't say anything that wouldn't have been obvious to anyone who understands how statistics work.
 
2022-05-19 11:58:32 AM  
If I was a fish constantly being chased by predators, I'd want to be high all the time too.
 
2022-05-19 12:00:57 PM  
Just, just stay away from the water and stop talking to the fish.
 
2022-05-19 12:01:13 PM  
Jesus, TFA read like a 7th grade report or something...
 
2022-05-19 12:01:58 PM  
Sea Weed is the bomb!
 
2022-05-19 12:08:15 PM  
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No way! I guess that's why they call 'em adventures on the high seas, bro!
 
2022-05-19 12:11:26 PM  
"The average number of drugs reported in just one bonefish was seven and some had up to 16 different prescriptions in their systems."

Heh - Just wait until they do the news story of how many drugs are in YOUR system that you've never intentionally taken...
 
2022-05-19 12:12:10 PM  
Wait so I should eat more fish? Because I could use some meds
 
2022-05-19 12:15:11 PM  
They're putting chemicals in the water that are turning Alex Jones friggin' face small!
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2022-05-19 12:17:08 PM  
What about the gay fish?
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2022-05-19 12:17:32 PM  
Obscure.
Mack The Knife (original)
Youtube _QXJ3OXWaOY
 
2022-05-19 12:17:53 PM  
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2022-05-19 12:34:45 PM  
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2022-05-19 1:45:35 PM  
Why should humans have all the fun.
 
2022-05-19 1:59:30 PM  
I grow about half the vegetables and herbs I use. Can fish be raised at home to eat?
 
2022-05-19 2:06:39 PM  

KB202: I grow about half the vegetables and herbs I use. Can fish be raised at home to eat?


Tilapia can iirc, very common fish in ponds. No idea how much work it is though.
 
2022-05-19 2:28:21 PM  
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2022-05-19 2:44:37 PM  
The thing that gets me is if you mention Alex Jones saying the Gay Frogs thing, on certain social media platforms, you will get attacked by dozens of Alex Jones fans insisting he never said it, that you are wrong, or that you are just a liberal who is making things up.

Then you post the video of him actually saying it is response, and they all switch to attacking you for not believing the obvious truth that frogs are turning gay.  At least that is what happened the two times I did that stunt.
 
2022-05-19 7:53:15 PM  

BitwiseShift: Obscure.
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