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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Police reassure the public that the shooting at Taco Bell was not related to the shooting across the street at McDonald's   (ajc.com) divider line
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2022-05-19 1:53:29 PM  
Waffle House shooting on the other corner, still awaiting arrival of cops...
 
2022-05-19 1:53:38 PM  
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2022-05-19 1:56:16 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Waffle House shooting on the other corner, still awaiting arrival of cops...


When seconds count, cops are minutes away
 
2022-05-19 1:56:43 PM  

the_rhino: Mr. Shabooboo: Waffle House shooting on the other corner, still awaiting arrival of cops...

When seconds count, cops are minutes away


That's why you never hear about shootings at Dunkin Donuts.
 
2022-05-19 1:57:01 PM  
From McDonalds to Taco Bell?  That was one magic bullet.
 
2022-05-19 1:58:02 PM  
Jalen Jackson and his fiancée were parked and waiting for their food when he said a man wearing a Taco Bell uniform came outside with a rifle. The couple were talking to a manager about problems with their order when the man started shooting toward another vehicle, he said.

Sounds like someone had enough of the ol' "Yo quiero Taco Bell" joke from the drive-through customers.
 
2022-05-19 1:59:35 PM  
Whew, that's a relief.
 
2022-05-19 1:59:58 PM  
But dont you dare talk about gun control.
 
2022-05-19 2:01:40 PM  
I mean, other than via lax gun laws...
 
2022-05-19 2:02:55 PM  
You know things are bad when the White Supremacists TM are shooting up Atlanta's fast food restaurants.
 
2022-05-19 2:03:17 PM  
Well clearly we need more guns at late night fast food establishments
/s
 
2022-05-19 2:05:00 PM  
They just happen to have the same last name, huh?
 
2022-05-19 2:05:27 PM  
But was there gunfire at the disco?

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2022-05-19 2:07:44 PM  

Bandito King: But dont you dare talk about gun control.


Can't have strong gun control because of the 1 to 68 problem.  Gun control has the biggest urban/rural split of any issue, and with the rural hicks getting to have the their thumb on the scale, it ain't happening.
 
2022-05-19 2:11:13 PM  
The Taco Bell "shots" turned out to be methane explosions.
 
2022-05-19 2:12:23 PM  
when i worked at taco bell we loved trading food with mcdonalds or burger king managers.  i would always get the triple whopper with melty cheese.


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2022-05-19 2:15:39 PM  
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2022-05-19 2:25:47 PM  
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Jalen Jackson and his fiancée were parked and waiting for their food when he said a man wearing a Taco Bell uniform came outside with a rifle. The couple were talking to a manager about problems with their order when the man started shooting toward another vehicle, he said.
"By the time the manager even got the last few words out, the dude was coming out the door with an assault rifle," Jackson told reporters from the scene Wednesday."

WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY!
 
2022-05-19 2:29:58 PM  

RandomInternetComment: "
Jalen Jackson and his fiancée were parked and waiting for their food when he said a man wearing a Taco Bell uniform came outside with a rifle. The couple were talking to a manager about problems with their order when the man started shooting toward another vehicle, he said.
"By the time the manager even got the last few words out, the dude was coming out the door with an assault rifle," Jackson told reporters from the scene Wednesday."

WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY!


Hamburgler remembered the first rule: leave no witnesses.
 
2022-05-19 2:46:45 PM  
The McDonalds on Fulton Ind Blvd? The one by the dodgy strip clubs and the 4 hour hotels or further down the one by UPS distribution site and the other logicists companies?

Oh wait, the McDs by the strip club closed after they cleaned up all the streetwalkers. So it MUST be the other one by the Racetrack, the one with all the traffic at night

*Checks*

Yup. If you're on Fulton Ind Blvd after 12am and you're not in a factory, you're on the prowl for something. Coincidentally, a police shooting range is less than 5 miles from there. It must be in the water.
 
2022-05-19 2:54:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: the_rhino: Mr. Shabooboo: Waffle House shooting on the other corner, still awaiting arrival of cops...

When seconds count, cops are minutes away

That's why you never hear about shootings at Dunkin Donuts.


In Georgia I see more cops at Waffle House than I do donut shops.
 
2022-05-19 2:54:55 PM  
Csb, I worked at that UPS distribution site on Fulton Ind Blvd and was leaving at around 1:00 a.m., stopped at a gas station, and two guys pulled up and talked trash to each other until one of them pulled out a gun. I ducked down and looked behind me and then looked up at the gas pumps. Talk about being between a rock and a hard place!

I quit that job the next day.

Those strips clubs at quitting time were like proverbial brothels on the dicks when the sailors come in from the sea. The tired, horny guys would be like money trees the girls rubbed against and collected moneyfruit.
 
2022-05-19 2:56:26 PM  
Wine Sipping Elitist:

brothels on the docks, hehe
 
2022-05-19 3:02:13 PM  
The two shootings weren't related, so...  it was just a "happy accident"?
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2022-05-19 3:02:44 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Wine Sipping Elitist:

brothels on the docks, hehe


I think you had it right the first time.
 
2022-05-19 3:33:33 PM  
Is the Zaxby's OK?
 
2022-05-19 3:46:59 PM  

scruffythecat: Is the Zaxby's OK?


It got raped by the rogue Chik-Fil-A.
 
2022-05-19 3:48:29 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Waffle House shooting on the other corner, still awaiting arrival of cops...


I've been in that Waffle House...you aren't wrong.
 
2022-05-19 4:00:08 PM  

RandomInternetComment: "
Jalen Jackson and his fiancée were parked and waiting for their food when he said a man wearing a Taco Bell uniform came outside with a rifle. The couple were talking to a manager about problems with their order when the man started shooting toward another vehicle, he said.
"By the time the manager even got the last few words out, the dude was coming out the door with an assault rifle," Jackson told reporters from the scene Wednesday."

WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY!


Taco Bell's complaint department is managed by Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson
 
2022-05-19 4:03:24 PM  

IDisposable: RandomInternetComment: "
Jalen Jackson and his fiancée were parked and waiting for their food when he said a man wearing a Taco Bell uniform came outside with a rifle. The couple were talking to a manager about problems with their order when the man started shooting toward another vehicle, he said.
"By the time the manager even got the last few words out, the dude was coming out the door with an assault rifle," Jackson told reporters from the scene Wednesday."

WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY!

Taco Bell's complaint department is managed by Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson


So is the complaint department at a small diner in San Francisco.

/don't put too much sugar in the coffee
 
2022-05-19 4:49:29 PM  
Over excited about the return of the Mexican pizza?
 
2022-05-19 6:00:35 PM  
No way to prevent this.
 
2022-05-19 6:05:15 PM  

Baloo Uriza: No way to prevent this.


One man one vote would.

/as opposed to one man, 68 votes
 
2022-05-19 6:06:38 PM  
Well I certainly feel reassured.
 
2022-05-19 7:05:24 PM  
So, the moral of the story is "stay the fark away from South Fulton"?
 
2022-05-19 7:08:23 PM  

Geotpf: Baloo Uriza: No way to prevent this.

One man one vote would.

/as opposed to one man, 68 votes


For farks sake, nerf my vote.  I'm begging you, as an American and an Oklahoman.  My neighbors mean well but really shouldn't be trusted with national policy decisions even abstractly.
 
2022-05-19 8:34:12 PM  
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Gun play at a Taco Bell? Usually they get blown up!!
 
2022-05-20 7:31:26 AM  

Geotpf: IDisposable: RandomInternetComment: "
Jalen Jackson and his fiancée were parked and waiting for their food when he said a man wearing a Taco Bell uniform came outside with a rifle. The couple were talking to a manager about problems with their order when the man started shooting toward another vehicle, he said.
"By the time the manager even got the last few words out, the dude was coming out the door with an assault rifle," Jackson told reporters from the scene Wednesday."

WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY CANNOT HAVE IT YOUR WAY!

Taco Bell's complaint department is managed by Mr. Smith and Mr. Wesson

So is the complaint department at a small diner in San Francisco.

/don't put too much sugar in the coffee


There is a restaurant near me that was owned by a retired NFL player.  (He actually passed away last year.)  About 20 years ago, he was charged with chasing a customer out of a restaurant with a gun.
 
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