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2022-05-19 9:05:38 AM  
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2022-05-19 12:33:44 PM  
I think the Smoking Man is in this one
 
2022-05-19 12:36:04 PM  
Yeah, who knew.
 
2022-05-19 12:45:31 PM  
I thought they were X because the U filing cabinet for "Unsolved" just got overfull, and X was effectively unused.
 
2022-05-19 1:01:21 PM  
I know I want to believe all those days and nights and showers and 'adventures' I spent with Gillian were 'real.'
 
2022-05-19 1:14:11 PM  
It's going to take some sort of "forcing mechanism," another Defense Department official said, to get these gatekeepers to reveal even part of their closely-guarded secrets to Congress and, in turn, the public.

I suggest the belt fed type of forcing mechanism.
 
2022-05-19 1:14:41 PM  
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2022-05-19 1:16:00 PM  

the_rhino: I think the Smoking Man is in this one


Like Harrison Ford you getting frantic?
Or like Sting are you Tantric?

/now that is stuck in my head, damn you.
 
2022-05-19 1:21:49 PM  
the pentagon reflexively classifies everything, forever.
thats not news.

the idea that its automatically a 'conspiracy' because paranoid military bureaucrats want to keep everything classified even if its obviously a picture of a streetlight in ohio is silly.  that's their default behavior.  its been going on longer than any of us have been alive.
 
2022-05-19 1:31:52 PM  

Petey4335: the_rhino: I think the Smoking Man is in this one

Like Harrison Ford you getting frantic?
Or like Sting are you Tantric?

/now that is stuck in my head, damn you.


Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy!
 
2022-05-19 2:31:12 PM  
People knew. People that no one listens to. People who get called crazy, unhinged, out of touch. People disregarded as theorists as if that suddenly means it's false.
 
2022-05-19 4:28:24 PM  
Or... and hear me out...

Maybe when your predisposed to believe in a conspiracy, anytime someone tells you "no, there's no conspiracy" that automatically BECOMES PART OF THE CONSPIRACY.
 
2022-05-19 6:29:46 PM  
I wonder who holds more of humanities secrets, the Pentagon or the Vatican.
 
2022-05-19 7:48:01 PM  
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2022-05-19 8:24:41 PM  

SMB2811: People knew. People that no one listens to. People who get called crazy, unhinged, out of touch. People disregarded as theorists as if that suddenly means it's false.


One damn piece of concrete, irrefutable evidence. That's all we ask.
 
2022-05-20 2:24:51 AM  
Happy hunting boys and girls!
 
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