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(Distractify)   Uncle Enzo needs to step up and make this right   (distractify.com) divider line
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795 clicks; posted to Food » on 19 May 2022 at 9:27 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-19 9:05:30 AM  
He's dead
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2022-05-19 9:41:06 AM  
They dropped the "30 minutes or its free" thing back when this Karen was in high school.  Shut up and deal, biatch.
 
2022-05-19 9:54:10 AM  
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2022-05-19 10:32:24 AM  

FrancoFile: They dropped the "30 minutes or its free" thing back when this Karen was in high school.  Shut up and deal, biatch.


There's a new promo for curbside pickup.  There's a button on a webpage that you hit when you arrive at the store, then the staff have 5 minutes to get the pizza to you or it's free.  Dominos even has a massively cringe-y "horserace start sound" that plays in the store when the customer hits the button.
 
2022-05-19 10:36:20 AM  
The nanosecond I saw a commercial for this promotion I knew that would happen. Like, how else could it go? Have Dominos never met Americans?
 
2022-05-19 10:39:32 AM  
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2022-05-19 11:46:19 AM  
Uncle Enzo should have teamed up with Mr. Lee to use Rat Things for delivery.
 
2022-05-19 4:30:14 PM  
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2022-05-19 5:17:53 PM  

Ambitwistor: Uncle Enzo should have teamed up with Mr. Lee to use Rat Things for delivery.


Ehhhh... I get the sense that would have been too impersonal for Uncle Enzo.  It doesn't show that "the family cares".
 
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