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(RTE Ireland)   Murder, she wrote   (rte.ie) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Gun, Life insurance, Cannon, Glock, Murder, novelist Nancy Crampton Brophy, Polygonal rifling, Prosecutor Shawn Overstreet  
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3344 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2022 at 11:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-19 9:51:58 AM  
I liked the Jack Kemmin version better.

Gentlemen, I address you not as judge and jury, but as a fellow American male. The crime that you have just seen Harold Lampson commit in his imagination I have been accused of committing in reality. Too long has the American man allowed himself to be bullied, coddled, and mothered, and tyrannized, and in general meant to feel like a feeble-minded idiot by the female of the species. Do you realize the power that you have in your hand here today? If one man - just one man - can stick his wife in the goop from the gloppitta-gloppitta machine, and get away with it! Whoa-ho-ho, boy, we've got it made. We have got it made. All of us.
 
2022-05-19 11:23:37 AM  
I always wanted the dark truth of that series to come out, that Angela Landsbury's character was actually the most devious serial killer ever.
 
2022-05-19 11:25:38 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: I always wanted the dark truth of that series to come out, that Angela Landsbury's character was actually the most devious serial killer ever.


Reveled in a crossover episode where she stabs Matlock to death.
 
2022-05-19 11:27:07 AM  
Hey, at least you know she actually did the research for it.
 
2022-05-19 11:29:07 AM  
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She'll be hard to catch.
 
2022-05-19 11:29:24 AM  
Ms Crampton Brophy told the court she has no memory of being there, though acknowledges she must have been, insisting the CCTV images show her in the area because she was driving around getting inspiration for a story.

Like a story about murdering your spouse, for instance.
 
2022-05-19 11:29:54 AM  
Ms Crampton Brophy told the court she has no memory of being there

Maybe her evil twin did it?!
 
2022-05-19 11:29:57 AM  
Impecunious? I am impressed.
 
2022-05-19 11:30:19 AM  
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2022-05-19 11:33:28 AM  
Ms Crampton Brophy admits buying a Glock pistol, which she says was for her husband to protect himself when he went mushroom hunting in the woods

Had he tried shooting the mushrooms?

So proud of USA.
 
2022-05-19 11:36:42 AM  
Abigail Mitchell:I'm beginning to be very fond of you, Lieutenant. I think you're a very kind man.

Lt. Columbo: Don't count on that, Miss Mitchell. Don't count on it.


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2022-05-19 11:43:09 AM  
The trick is in the writing. The book title should be, How to Send Your Husband, Whom you Love Very Much Even if he never Charges his Phone on an Around the World Tramp Steamer Trip. When your husband doesn't show up for work people will assume he is traveling with a dead phone.
 
2022-05-19 11:44:05 AM  

Gleeman: Hey, at least you know she actually did the research for it.


Not very well as it seems... though, I guess in truth, the story is called "How to Murder Your Husband", not "How to Murder Your Husband and Get Away With It"
 
2022-05-19 11:45:26 AM  
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'...he was then shot 37 times in the bollocks, fell out a third storey window into a running grain-thresher with his remains eaten by feral dogs and shat out in a field on thistles & poison ivy.

Archibald, why are you looking all sweaty and nervous?'
 
2022-05-19 11:46:47 AM  

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Murder, She Wrote is Mrs. Guilty's favorite TV show ever. She hates it when I call Jessica Fletcher "The Angel of Death."
 
2022-05-19 11:46:58 AM  
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2022-05-19 11:52:57 AM  
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2022-05-19 11:53:05 AM  
Well I'd hope she'd write about something she actually knows about, as opposed to people who have no subject matter experience
 
2022-05-19 11:53:10 AM  
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2022-05-19 11:56:16 AM  
The criminal's vanity always makes them make one tiny but fatal mistake. Theirs was to have their entire conspiracy printed and published in plain manuscript."
--- Edmund Blackadder III, butler to Thick Prince George
 
2022-05-19 11:58:51 AM  

hammettman: Sorelian's Ghost: I always wanted the dark truth of that series to come out, that Angela Landsbury's character was actually the most devious serial killer ever.

Reveled in a crossover episode where she stabs Matlock to death.


With a typewriter key?
 
2022-05-19 12:08:46 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: I always wanted the dark truth of that series to come out, that Angela Landsbury's character was actually the most devious serial killer ever.


She was actually working with the Shadows.
 
2022-05-19 12:15:29 PM  
I enjoyed the ABC show "How to Get Away with Murder".  But I never wanted to google it because if someone around me were to die, then the police would see in my search history - hey, this guy googled "How to Get Away with Murder"!  I bet he did it!
 
2022-05-19 12:15:40 PM  

blondambition: Abigail Mitchell:I'm beginning to be very fond of you, Lieutenant. I think you're a very kind man.

Lt. Columbo: Don't count on that, Miss Mitchell. Don't count on it.


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I think it's great we both went to exactly the same thought
 
2022-05-19 12:15:46 PM  
They were definitely on the sleeping in separate rooms plan.
 
2022-05-19 12:20:35 PM  

backhand.slap.of.reason: They were definitely on the sleeping in separate rooms plan.


Most people don't sleep in the same room with their murdered spouses.
 
2022-05-19 12:34:20 PM  
This reminds me of the Police Squad! episode The Butler Did It.

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2022-05-19 12:36:14 PM  

blondambition: Abigail Mitchell:I'm beginning to be very fond of you, Lieutenant. I think you're a very kind man.

Lt. Columbo: Don't count on that, Miss Mitchell. Don't count on it.


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That was such a good show.
 
2022-05-19 12:41:18 PM  
That mug shot reminded me that Droopy the dog was a thing
 
2022-05-19 12:54:44 PM  

Salmon: That mug shot reminded me that Droopy the dog was a thing


and yet, Fionnula Flanagan will play her in the movie!
if they hurry.
 
2022-05-19 1:47:18 PM  
How to get away with it. The sequel.
 
2022-05-19 2:06:25 PM  
She then went on to murder the Obvious tag.
 
2022-05-19 3:37:05 PM  

Tom-Servo: This reminds me of the Police Squad! episode The Butler Did It.

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I remember that Super Bowl game.
 
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