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2172 clicks; posted to Politics » on 19 May 2022 at 8:45 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-19 1:29:01 AM  
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2022-05-19 1:36:48 AM  
That energy when you are billionaire but all your tweets are about vindictive bullshiat anyway...

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2022-05-19 2:37:41 AM  
Gee what a surprise.
 
2022-05-19 2:43:59 AM  
I can recall all the hype over Hyperloop. People insisted the High Speed Rail project in California should be cancelled in favor of Musk's thingamajig.

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Turns out it's a car driving through a tunnel.

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2022-05-19 3:06:16 AM  
The issue here is that the Democrat party is overly controlled by the unions and by the trial lawyers - particularly the class action lawyers," Musk explained on the show. "And generally if you see something that is not in the interest of the people on the Democrat side, it's going to come because of unions - which is just another form of monopoly - and the trial lawyers.

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2022-05-19 4:03:43 AM  

Lady J: The issue here is that the Democrat party is overly controlled by the unions and by the trial lawyers - particularly the class action lawyers," Musk explained on the show. "And generally if you see something that is not in the interest of the people on the Democrat side, it's going to come because of unions - which is just another form of monopoly - and the trial lawyers.

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2022-05-19 6:35:43 AM  
It's almost as if one could avoid lawsuits by complying with the law about unions and workers conditions, in'nit?

Yeah, it's not as sexy as spending a f*ckton of money to get a platform to decry such stuff, but maybe a li'l cheaper in the long run.

Just a thought. You know, for the budding businessmen in the audience. Kind of like pointing out that a supposed fortune would be a lot bigger if just left it alone to accrue interest as opposed to the showy displays and exposing it to the sh*tty judgement that the son of a grocer turned real estate mogul might get up to.
 
2022-05-19 7:32:38 AM  
Once that doesn't work out to his satisfaction he'll flip back, say he was trolling, and continue other douchey behaviors to keep himself in the news.
 
2022-05-19 7:41:54 AM  

koder: Once that doesn't work out to his satisfaction he'll flip back, say he was trolling, and continue other douchey behaviors to keep himself in the news.


He is having the weirdest midlife crisis.
 
2022-05-19 8:08:02 AM  
"I want to speak to the Manager of the United States of America"
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2022-05-19 8:48:09 AM  
If you buy a Tesla, you are supporting domestic terrorism and Fascism.
 
2022-05-19 8:48:36 AM  
Oh man, we've lost Emerald Mine Dudebro...we're totally screwed now!
 
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2022-05-19 8:49:35 AM  
fark Elon Musk
 
2022-05-19 8:49:55 AM  
Normally when I drive my Tesla, I see the envy on the looks of everyone that I'm saving the environment when they're not.  I'm a futuristic thinker who understands the latest technology and they don't.  I'm a counterculture rebel who can afford the finer things and they can't.

Now, they also know that I'm financially supporting a shiatlord who sticks it to the libfarts.  I bet they're even more jealous now.
 
2022-05-19 8:50:59 AM  
So an idiot who doesn't understand what global inflation is decides he's going to blame Biden? So he's a fark troll.
 
2022-05-19 8:51:21 AM  
So he's still having a tantrum because Biden didn't acknowledge Tesla.
 
2022-05-19 8:51:30 AM  
The whole twitter thing was just an illegal stock manipulation anyway. And because America doesn't make rich people have consequences for their crimes he not even indicted.

Here's a hint fascist: we didn't want your afrikaaner ass anyway - your blood diamond money can't buy you class or decency. That's been proven already.
 
2022-05-19 8:52:53 AM  
In unrelated news, my next door neighbor plans to vote too.
 
2022-05-19 8:53:15 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Normally when I drive my Tesla, I see the envy on the looks of everyone that I'm saving the environment when they're not.  I'm a futuristic thinker who understands the latest technology and they don't.  I'm a counterculture rebel who can afford the finer things and they can't.

Now, they also know that I'm financially supporting a shiatlord who sticks it to the libfarts.  I bet they're even more jealous now.


He is going to run his mouth and he will keep making horrendous business decisions. Good luck getting parts or a new battery for that burning turd 5 years from now.
 
2022-05-19 8:53:39 AM  

sillydragon: Oh man, we've lost Emerald Mine Dudebro...we're totally screwed now!


The dude is a white supremicist from South Africa. He never voted Democrat.
 
2022-05-19 8:54:00 AM  
He always seems unhappy about something

Good. I hope he's in a state of misery every second of the day
 
2022-05-19 8:54:04 AM  
He...is aware that MAGA people don't buy Teslas, and often hate the idea of EV's in general, right?
 
2022-05-19 8:55:56 AM  

hubiestubert: koder: Once that doesn't work out to his satisfaction he'll flip back, say he was trolling, and continue other douchey behaviors to keep himself in the news.

He is having the weirdest midlife crisis.


Jesus. If I had his money I'd just buy a bunch of pinball machines for my game room and call it a day.
 
2022-05-19 8:56:00 AM  
He's Joyce from Sacramento on C-SPAN's Democrats line.
 
2022-05-19 8:56:27 AM  

hubiestubert: koder: Once that doesn't work out to his satisfaction he'll flip back, say he was trolling, and continue other douchey behaviors to keep himself in the news.

He is having the weirdest midlife crisis.


Not really. He's been a libertarian ass since the Paypal days.

He brownnosed Dems in order to lobby for contracts or incentives for his own companies. Now that they're established, he shows his anti-regulation/pro-oligarch tendencies.
 
2022-05-19 8:57:32 AM  
I just assume that everything he tweets now is designed to get him out of the deal. He has some regrets.
 
2022-05-19 8:58:38 AM  

Decorus: sillydragon: Oh man, we've lost Emerald Mine Dudebro...we're totally screwed now!

The dude is a white supremicist from South Africa. He never voted Democrat.


Are...are you saying Elon Musk might be lying? The hell you say!
 
2022-05-19 8:58:50 AM  

make me some tea: I can recall all the hype over Hyperloop. People insisted the High Speed Rail project in California should be cancelled in favor of Musk's thingamajig.

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Turns out it's a car driving through a tunnel.

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Elon would never overpromise and underdeliver:

From 2019:  Tesla promises 'one million robo-taxis' in 2020

From last month:  Tesla Plans to Mass Produce Robotaxis by 2024

I don't know why he would do that.  I already travel exclusively by Uber Flying Taxi.  Uber says it will bring its flying taxis to Los Angeles in 2020
 
2022-05-19 9:00:39 AM  

pastramithemosterotic: He always seems unhappy about something

Good. I hope he's in a state of misery every second of the day


It's the intersection of entitlement, narcissism and insecurity.

He WANTS the attention
He DESERVES the attention
HE feels INSECURE when he's not getting the attention
He believes being rich means he should get ALL the attentions
He's frustrated by the fact that only Axe Bodyspray bros like him anymore
He's sad that ugly farking Grimes doesn't want him anymore despite all the richness and rocketships

So it's all attention whoring. Meanwhile he'll sell you a car built to the quality standards of a 1997 Kia for the price of a BMW.
 
2022-05-19 9:01:13 AM  
If I had a few hunnerd billion, I'd just hire people to beat up people I knew who had wronged me in life.  The rest of you get fair warning when an unmarked van stops in the street and thugs jump out and beat the crap out of a guy.  "Dis is fer makin' Harry Freakstorm look weak in front of Cheryl back in 68, youse."

I was kickball champion of Parkview School, dammit.
 
2022-05-19 9:01:39 AM  

Lady J: The issue here is that the Democrat party is overly controlled by the unions and by the trial lawyers - particularly the class action lawyers," Musk explained on the show. "And generally if you see something that is not in the interest of the people on the Democrat side, it's going to come because of unions - which is just another form of monopoly - and the trial lawyers.

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Not in the interest of the people?  Does he think Republicans are losing sleep over their constituents' well-being?

Just say you're a billionaire and you want to be an even bigger billionaire.  Asshole.
 
2022-05-19 9:02:41 AM  
Man with unhealthy fixation on Asian tweens votes republican? Fetch me my fainting couch.
 
2022-05-19 9:03:31 AM  
Good luck trying to get the MAGA CHUDs to buy Teslas, Elon. There's not even a "Roll Coal" option.
 
2022-05-19 9:04:40 AM  

make me some tea: I can recall all the hype over Hyperloop. People insisted the High Speed Rail project in California should be cancelled in favor of Musk's thingamajig.

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Turns out it's a car driving through a tunnel.

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Jesus Christ it's a one mile long proof of concept that's barely completed.
 
2022-05-19 9:04:46 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: If I had a few hunnerd billion, I'd just hire people to beat up people I knew who had wronged me in life.  The rest of you get fair warning when an unmarked van stops in the street and thugs jump out and beat the crap out of a guy.  "Dis is fer makin' Harry Freakstorm look weak in front of Cheryl back in 68, youse."

I was kickball champion of Parkview School, dammit.


Dramatization:
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2022-05-19 9:05:51 AM  
He's not alone. Blacks and Latin-X voters have stayed where they are as Democrats move farther to the left, which also means more Republican votes.

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2022-05-19 9:06:39 AM  

Great_Milenko: make me some tea: I can recall all the hype over Hyperloop. People insisted the High Speed Rail project in California should be cancelled in favor of Musk's thingamajig.

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Turns out it's a car driving through a tunnel.

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Jesus Christ it's a one mile long proof of concept that's barely completed.


That's good.  It's about time someone proved the concept of the tunnel.  This tunnel thing might just be a pie in the sky fantasy, but Elon proved it could be done.
 
2022-05-19 9:07:23 AM  
Elon, buddy, you're a billionaire and a sociopath. You were already a Republican even if you didn't know it.
 
2022-05-19 9:07:45 AM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: Good luck trying to get the MAGA CHUDs to buy Teslas, Elon. There's not even a "Roll Coal" option.


On the other hand, he is getting good at making Democrats not want a Tesla.
 
2022-05-19 9:07:55 AM  
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2022-05-19 9:08:00 AM  
He was lying about voting Democrat before.
 
2022-05-19 9:08:06 AM  
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Yet another narcissist claiming the world owes him more when he's got more money than he could spend in 100 lifetimes.
 
2022-05-19 9:08:25 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: He's not alone. Blacks and Latin-X voters have stayed where they are as Democrats move farther to the left, which also means more Republican votes.

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I see you've posted a chart from opposite world.

Right wingers turn into fascists - blame the left. Figures.

But we expect lies and evil from people like you.
 
2022-05-19 9:09:04 AM  
Glad there are other options for EV's for when I can finally afford one.
 
2022-05-19 9:09:08 AM  
I dont see him actually voting at all.
 
2022-05-19 9:09:16 AM  

Kangaroo_Ralph: He's not alone. Blacks and Latin-X voters have stayed where they are as Democrats move farther to the left, which also means more Republican votes.

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2022-05-19 9:09:47 AM  
Will we be getting articles about how other assholes are planning to vote or just this one?
 
2022-05-19 9:10:41 AM  
With all the major car manufacturers jumping in the EV market he might want to think about how he doesn't become extinct instead of sh*tposting.
 
2022-05-19 9:10:57 AM  

LovesToSpooge: If you buy a Tesla, you are supporting domestic terrorism and Fascism.


and you like to smell your own farts

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2022-05-19 9:13:48 AM  
Which farker said the Russians had kompromat on Musk? All of his recent moves seem to prove it. I also recall a picture of Musk with Ghislaine. Hmmm
 
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