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2022-05-19 1:31:36 AM  
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Ans: No guts!
/R.I.P., little Traven
 
2022-05-19 3:03:25 AM  
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2022-05-19 3:17:26 AM  
The internet connection at my farm was really poor, so I moved the modem to the barn. Now I have a stable WiFi.


I've been really fed up lately. My friend said, it could be worse, I could be in a hole in the ground filled with water. I know he means well.
 
2022-05-19 5:19:13 AM  
Boss hit us with this one:

"Me and Mr. B were checking out the progress of the pool and we discovered we had ants. I looked at Mr. B and said, "You can determine the sex of the ant by putting them in the water. If it is a girl ant, she floats...if he floats he's a boy ant."
 
2022-05-19 7:37:04 AM  
When I was a kid, my dad got fired from his job as a road worker after he was accused of theft. I refused to believe he could do such a thing but when I got home, the signs were all there.
 
2022-05-19 8:09:23 AM  
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Eleifino.
 
2022-05-19 8:33:09 AM  

theteacher: Boss hit us with this one:

"Me and Mr. B were checking out the progress of the pool and we discovered we had ants. I looked at Mr. B and said, "You can determine the sex of the ant by putting them in the water. If it is a girl ant, she floats...if he floats he's a boy ant."


*headscratch.jpg*
Did you mean:

If it is a girl ant, she floats sinks...if he floats he's a boy ant.
 
2022-05-19 8:39:12 AM  

Petite Mel: theteacher: Boss hit us with this one:

"Me and Mr. B were checking out the progress of the pool and we discovered we had ants. I looked at Mr. B and said, "You can determine the sex of the ant by putting them in the water. If it is a girl ant, she floats...if he floats he's a boy ant."

*headscratch.jpg*
Did you mean:

If it is a girl ant, she floats sinks...if he floats he's a boy ant.


Forget it, they're on a roll.
 
2022-05-19 8:49:57 AM  
A young man is walking through a park when he spots an old man sitting on a bench, crying. He goes over and asks him what's wrong.

"I have a very beautiful young wife at home who wants to have sex with me four or five times a day," says the old man.

"I understand," says the young man, "that must be very difficult at your advanced age."

"That's not the problem," says the old man, "I've forgotten where I live."
 
2022-05-19 8:58:10 AM  
How do you cook alligator?

In a crock pot.

(Please, no big brain snide remarks from the  Herpetologists here. Let me enjoy my moment in the sun.)
 
2022-05-19 9:11:51 AM  
Myrtle asks an old man, "Do you like pussycats?"

He replies, "How did you know my name was Katz?"


/RIP Floyd
 
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2022-05-19 9:32:07 AM  
Thanks, everyone for your concern about what happened to me today.

First off I am OK, still a bit shook up though.

For those of you unaware, I was robbed at the Exxon gas station today by my work.

I called the police as soon as it happened and they were there in a flash.

My blood pressure was through the roof and as I mentioned, I was shaken.

My money is gone though.

The police asked if I knew who did it and I told them, "Yes, it was pump number 4.
 
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2022-05-19 9:58:25 AM  
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Blonde Joke: The blondes were dancing around the table and giving high fives
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2022-05-19 12:12:40 PM  
A guy and a woman are traveling on a train and the woman says to the guy,
" Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place."
The guys shocked and asked, "Are you single?"
" No, I'm a dentist."
 
2022-05-19 12:51:28 PM  
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2022-05-19 2:04:04 PM  

grokca: test


Fail
 
2022-05-19 2:31:21 PM  

grokca: test


We have a nice thread for that
 
2022-05-19 3:52:06 PM  

Skids: How do you cook alligator?

In a crock pot.

(Please, no big brain snide remarks from the  Herpetologists here. Let me enjoy my moment in the sun.)


How about-
"How do you really steam a liar?" "In a crock pot!"
 
2022-05-19 3:54:44 PM  

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That is sooooo close to racist! Well done, grasshopper-dawg!
 
2022-05-19 6:53:38 PM  
Did you hear the one about the man who ran over himself?

He asked his wife if she could run to the store and buy a carton of milk, but she said no, she was busy, so he ran over himself.
 
2022-05-20 11:55:28 AM  
This belongs here.  (sorry I can't link the video directly)

https://twitter.com/TheFigen/status/1527371897469448198
 
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