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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)   Arrested? Check. Now let me go update my score on all those online "have you ever" quizzes   (fox13news.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Florida Keys, Miami-Dade County, Florida, Janiya Shaimiracle Douglas, 19-year-old South Florida woman, Florida, U.S. Route 1 in Florida, Overseas Highway, Key Largo  
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2263 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2022 at 5:05 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-19 5:25:34 AM  
Is she terminally I'll? If not, this bucket list item could have taken a back burner.

Tried to read the article but that site touched my browser in the no no spot.
 
2022-05-19 5:30:52 AM  
19 years old, and it's been on her bucket list since high school, she said.

No, Shaimiracle is her middle name, actually.
 
2022-05-19 5:41:35 AM  
Getting arrested was on Rosa Parkes' bucket list too. She didn't waste the opportunity by being an idiot.

By all means get arrested but do it for a reason people might support. Throw some old stinky eggs at a GQP politician. Take a dump in the foyer of a Trump establishment. Teach Florida high-schoolers about structural racism in America. There's a long list of worthy causes.
 
2022-05-19 5:51:30 AM  
Would have been funnier if it happened on Christmas.
 
2022-05-19 5:55:53 AM  
I always consider my answer on those quizzes to be 'no', because i was never taken in or booked on a charge.  But I was cuffed once and patted down...  how many points does that count for?

/asking the real questions
 
2022-05-19 6:03:26 AM  

Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: I always consider my answer on those quizzes to be 'no', because i was never taken in or booked on a charge.  But I was cuffed once and patted down...  how many points does that count for?

/asking the real questions


I think the real question is whether the above anecdote is in any way related to your Fark handle, because I think that's a story we'd enjoy hearing.
 
2022-05-19 6:24:16 AM  
Florida really is a magical place. It's proof that no matter who you are, you too, can become Florida Man.
 
2022-05-19 6:45:14 AM  

Aussie_As: Get Your Dick Out Of My Food: I always consider my answer on those quizzes to be 'no', because i was never taken in or booked on a charge.  But I was cuffed once and patted down...  how many points does that count for?

/asking the real questions

I think the real question is whether the above anecdote is in any way related to your Fark handle, because I think that's a story we'd enjoy hearing.


Well, both my name and my 'detention' both have to do with punk records, so they aren't completely unrelated.
 
2022-05-19 7:11:53 AM  
I don't think she believe she'll make it to 21
 
2022-05-19 7:34:25 AM  
You know who *else* had a bucket list?
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2022-05-19 9:05:54 AM  
I look forward to seeing her work through the rest of her bucket list.

(Double checks)
Yup, she's over 18.  I am definitely looking forward to it.
 
2022-05-19 9:15:49 AM  
I hope that was the last item on her bucket list because a felony conviction is going to make accomplishing other goals extremely difficult.
 
2022-05-19 12:14:51 PM  
The one time I was arrested was for photographing misbehaving cops, back in the late 80s.
They eventually dropped the charges, after I paid for a lawyer, but my camera's film got mysteriously exposed while it was held in the evidence room, probably at the time they broke the camera :-)
 
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