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(NPR)   When baby bumpers are outlawed, only outlaws will have baby bumpers   (npr.org) divider line
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2022-05-19 5:48:34 AM  
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
Youtube EwQ3pbMzadw
 
2022-05-19 7:47:41 AM  
Choctaw Bingo Chewables.
Taste like Cherry Cola.
Kids won't know what hit em.
 
2022-05-19 7:48:01 AM  
Ok Republicans, tell us why this is bad
 
2022-05-19 7:50:25 AM  
"President Biden signed the Safe Sleep for Babies Act of 2021 on Monday, outlawing the manufacture and sale of crib bumpers and certain inclined infant sleepers."

Whew; I thought they were coming after Benadryl...
 
2022-05-19 7:52:46 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Ok Republicans, tell us why this is bad


I'll strap a baby to the bumper of my car if I want to.  MAH FREEDOM!!
 
2022-05-19 7:55:02 AM  
I'm glad there's an exception carved out for the mesh bumpers, as that it is what I use on my daughters crib. She would kick her foot out the crib, get it stuck and start crying.  I can see where the big padded ones could pose a suffocation hazard if an infant stuck their head against it.

/Infants are always trying to kill themselves
//Bug's new favorite is trying to crawl off my bed
///Cool story Dad
 
2022-05-19 7:55:54 AM  

vudukungfu: Choctaw Bingo Chewables.
Taste like Cherry Cola.
Kids won't know what hit em.


Yeah ok - had never heard that.  That's... a depressingly accurate piece of music right there
 
2022-05-19 8:02:42 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Ok Republicans, tell us why this is bad


Not a Republican, and it's not necessarily a bad thing. Some of the products like the inclined "sleeper" are more of a tote than anything else, well at least the ones my kids had. I would venture to say that a good portion of those sleeper deaths were mom or dad plopping the kid in them right after a feeding and the kid aspirated due to an insufficient burping and the parent wasn't in the vicinity to see action was needed. 
I've seen folks just plop their kids down in these things and not even look in on them for hours after getting caught up in something else.
Anywho, if it keeps even some of the little beans safe its worth it. Babies are pretty much my favorite humans as they are usually not aholes.
 
2022-05-19 8:04:43 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Ok Republicans, tell us why this is bad


Just more oppressive Big Government overregulation from the PC SJWs and all their virtue signalling white replacement whaaargaaarbll screeeech GAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Also, CRT!!
 
2022-05-19 8:10:49 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Ok Republicans, tell us why this is bad


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Restraint of trade.

It is plainly marketed as a baby sleep aid. The fact that it works permanently is used as a CRT liberal weapon against honest businessmen who should be given medals for serving their customers efficiently.  Why does Biden want to kill jobs when he's already given us the worst gas prices in 200 years?
 
2022-05-19 8:12:05 AM  
OK, bumper.
 
2022-05-19 8:13:06 AM  

watching the trump puddle dry: Ok Republicans, tell us why this is bad


My assumption?

The owner of the companies affected will claim that the products aren't that bad, the parents are to blame, and the president is infringing on his rights to make an honest living by banning his clearly-safe products. Biden is against small business (even if the business in question is farking enormous and/or multinational), and it purposely tanking the economy.

Que Carlson, and other red cap pundits, complaining about how more babies have died under biden than anyone else, how the economy sucks because of rulings like this, and how the left just doesn't understand what it means to run a country. 'Only They'™ know how to do it, and then they have a call to action to go to the polls to vote in the next election because if they dont, the country will be overrun by hippy lib cucks.

Or something along those lines.

/It's despicable bullshiat, but it isn't hard to do
//I wish countering such bullshiat wasn't 10x the effort to making it up and spraying it onto other people
///fox news is, in almost every way, verbal diarrhea, and I hope tucker carlson drowns in it.
 
2022-05-19 8:13:20 AM  

wildcardjack: [YouTube video: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers]


Makes me think of a Get Smart episode where Max and 99 need to pick up secret plans at a baby shop. It was called "Bunny Beebe's Bye-bye Baby Buggy Bazar" located on Barnaby Boulevard.

They pick up a buggy that probably makes the unsafe baby items
Get Smart Carriage Scene
Youtube Ndj8CVOjqGY
 
2022-05-19 8:21:09 AM  
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2022-05-19 8:28:13 AM  
Our daughters both had those bumpers, and fortunately survived. Our grandson never did and, shockingly, he failed to suffer serious harm from the cold, hard materials that composed his cot. Who knew?
 
2022-05-19 8:37:13 AM  

Maker_of_Roads: watching the trump puddle dry: Ok Republicans, tell us why this is bad

My assumption?

The owner of the companies affected will claim that the products aren't that bad, the parents are to blame, and the president is infringing on his rights to make an honest living by banning his clearly-safe products. Biden is against small business (even if the business in question is farking enormous and/or multinational), and it purposely tanking the economy.

Que Carlson, and other red cap pundits, complaining about how more babies have died under biden than anyone else, how the economy sucks because of rulings like this, and how the left just doesn't understand what it means to run a country. 'Only They'™ know how to do it, and then they have a call to action to go to the polls to vote in the next election because if they dont, the country will be overrun by hippy lib cucks.

Or something along those lines.

/It's despicable bullshiat, but it isn't hard to do
//I wish countering such bullshiat wasn't 10x the effort to making it up and spraying it onto other people
///fox news is, in almost every way, verbal diarrhea, and I hope tucker carlson drowns in it.


Ok, that's a brilliant use of written English right there.  Qudos!
 
2022-05-19 8:39:41 AM  

Sabreace22: I'm glad there's an exception carved out for the mesh bumpers, as that it is what I use on my daughters crib.


If you already own it, it wouldn't matter one way or the other.  They're not smashing down doors and taking away bumpers that people already have.
 
2022-05-19 8:40:43 AM  

Persnickety: Maker_of_Roads: watching the trump puddle dry: 

Ok, that's a brilliant use of written English right there.  Qudos!


Yeah, there's no edit button and it was a late night.

For clarification, what was intended is "Cue".
 
2022-05-19 8:43:27 AM  

Rattrap007: wildcardjack: [YouTube video: Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers]

Makes me think of a Get Smart episode where Max and 99 need to pick up secret plans at a baby shop. It was called "Bunny Beebe's Bye-bye Baby Buggy Bazar" located on Barnaby Boulevard.

They pick up a buggy that probably makes the unsafe baby items
[YouTube video: Get Smart Carriage Scene]


Someone was really a fan of the Copper Clapper Caper

/and rightfully so
 
2022-05-19 8:54:27 AM  
You'd think the insurance companies for the manufacturers would have refused to cover them a long time ago and this defacto banned them.

/Bag of glass is still ok
 
2022-05-19 8:59:59 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Sabreace22: I'm glad there's an exception carved out for the mesh bumpers, as that it is what I use on my daughters crib.

If you already own it, it wouldn't matter one way or the other.  They're not smashing down doors and taking away bumpers that people already have.


But it FEELS like the government will so Biden is worse than Hitler.
 
2022-05-19 9:05:51 AM  
And yet they do nothing about the threat of Solarbabies.
 
2022-05-19 10:13:26 AM  
From the Get Smart episode i mentioned earlier.

Chief: Now Max, you and 99 are to contact agent 44 at this adress: the Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar.
Maxwell Smart: Is that Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar?
Chief: No, no, no, Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar is on Balboa Boulevard. You're to go to Bunny Beebe's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar on Barnaby Boulevard.
 
2022-05-19 10:53:45 AM  
Grace Jones - Pull Up To The Bumper
Youtube Tc1IphRx1pk
 
2022-05-19 12:03:47 PM  
Brain:  Pinky, are you thinking what I am thinking?

Pinky: I think so, Brain, but how do we get Elizabeth Taylor into the rubber baby buggy?


*That's an old one, but it is pure Brantgoose original.
 
2022-05-19 12:38:35 PM  
What a moron. These products have been shown NOT to cause SIDS - but Head-Bobber-In-Chief didn't get that on President Teleprompter in time obviously.

https://www.northwell.edu/news/in-the-news/sids-breakthrough-possible-sudden-infant-death-syndrome-biomarker-identified
 
2022-05-19 2:02:06 PM  

Rattrap007: From the Get Smart episode i mentioned earlier.

Chief: Now Max, you and 99 are to contact agent 44 at this adress: the Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar.
Maxwell Smart: Is that Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar?
Chief: No, no, no, Barbie's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar is on Balboa Boulevard. You're to go to Bunny Beebe's Bye-Bye Baby Buggy Bargain Bazaar on Barnaby Boulevard.


That's even hard to read.
 
2022-05-19 4:16:26 PM  

zgrizz: What a moron. These products have been shown NOT to cause SIDS - but Head-Bobber-In-Chief didn't get that on President Teleprompter in time obviously.

https://www.northwell.edu/news/in-the-news/sids-breakthrough-possible-sudden-infant-death-syndrome-biomarker-identified


They still cause babies to suffocate themselves though
 
2022-05-19 9:35:23 PM  
Tom Slick - Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers
Youtube M--AbBmrE38
 
2022-05-20 7:59:14 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: vudukungfu: Choctaw Bingo Chewables.
Taste like Cherry Cola.
Kids won't know what hit em.

Yeah ok - had never heard that.  That's... a depressingly accurate piece of music right there


I swear Ray Willie's version just channels Beetus Brimley
 
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