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2022-05-18 8:58:17 PM  
He's running for office in Australia now?!
 
2022-05-18 9:05:01 PM  
He actually posted on his own platform?

Inconceivable
 
2022-05-18 9:06:06 PM  
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Every accusation a confession.
 
2022-05-18 9:24:23 PM  
Keep rubbing your stink off on that Oz guy. Maybe it will stick and he can be just one more cancelled loser.
 
2022-05-18 9:40:08 PM  
Victory doesn't work that way.
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2022-05-18 9:59:18 PM  
Trump has been calling elections rigged for decades. You could look it up.
 
2022-05-18 11:41:19 PM  
Dino Rossi tried that trick in the Washington State governor's race a while back. It didn't go so well for him.
 
2022-05-19 12:03:40 AM  
Man, I'm a sweet summer child.  I thought we were done with him 16 months ago.
 
2022-05-19 12:33:19 AM  
No, no, he still doesn't understand that it only works if you hereby declare victory.
 
2022-05-19 12:33:28 AM  
Of course it's rigged.  Republicans should protest by boycotting the general election.
 
2022-05-19 12:34:51 AM  
Oz lost?  (click)  Oh, they haven't figured out who won yet.

Of course the senile mobster is telling him to declare himself the winner.
 
2022-05-19 12:35:11 AM  

johnny_vegas: Man, I'm a sweet summer child.  I thought we were done with him 16 months ago.


He is still alive, isn't he?
 
2022-05-19 12:36:04 AM  
The Grand Wizard of Oz?
 
2022-05-19 12:37:30 AM  
Maybe your little party should hold their own elections and not rely on the current system.
LIKE IT SHOULD BE... The states shouldn't be in the business of helping your parties decide their
candidates. This is a party function, not a government function to hold elections for your party
decisions.
 
2022-05-19 12:40:39 AM  
If it's too close to call, lock them in a room and... that's it, really.
 
2022-05-19 12:43:58 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: If it's too close to call, lock them in a room and... that's it, really.


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2022-05-19 12:47:39 AM  

awruk!: johnny_vegas: Man, I'm a sweet summer child.  I thought we were done with him 16 months ago.

He is still alive, isn't he?


Alive and not in prison, unfortunately.
 
2022-05-19 12:48:45 AM  
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2022-05-19 12:49:57 AM  
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2022-05-19 12:54:38 AM  
So he figures if Oz declares victory now while he is ahead then they will stop counting and he is the winner? Or if they keep counting and he loses he is still the winner because he said he was?

That's weird...
 
2022-05-19 12:57:41 AM  
The GOP is so fraudulent that they can have a close contended race and drag things out and the media will just continue to cover it non-stop while nobody hears about other states!
 
2022-05-19 1:03:45 AM  
It doesn't matter. Either one of them are sacrificial candidates for Fetterman.
 
2022-05-19 1:06:20 AM  

saturn badger: So he figures if Oz declares victory now while he is ahead then they will stop counting and he is the winner? Or if they keep counting and he loses he is still the winner because he said he was?

That's weird...


That's what he thought would happen while Pennsylvania counted their mail-in ballots during the Presidential election. While he was ahead he was declaring victory and trying to stop the count before it had him losing.

That's how it works in his mind. If he's behind he was cheated, if he's ahead he wants it stopped so he stays ahead.
 
2022-05-19 1:15:11 AM  

awruk!: johnny_vegas: Man, I'm a sweet summer child.  I thought we were done with him 16 months ago.

He is still alive, isn't he?


Sadly yes. I am annoyed because I need him to be in his grave so I can shiat on it while I'm still young enough to have a chance of outrunning the guards.

Oh who am I kidding? I'll live to 100 and there'll still be guards on it...
 
2022-05-19 1:16:28 AM  
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This is the future Republicans want.
 
2022-05-19 1:17:11 AM  
Mehmet Cengiz Öz is an Turkish-American television personality with no governmental experience.  Also, Turkey is trying to block Finland and Sweden from joining NATO.
 
2022-05-19 1:19:33 AM  
Follow the orange dick toad.
 
2022-05-19 1:29:26 AM  
Claim victory in advance, then lose. That would be a classic Trump move. But since it is not Trump who is likely to lose, be prepared from Trump to deny all involvement and a claim he backed thw winner.
 
2022-05-19 1:45:10 AM  
Let's face it. The only reason Dump backed Oz is because he saw him on TV and had the highest name ID of the candidates. He backs 'winners' to keep up the presumptuous illusion that his endorsement is the touch of gold and then when they don't win says fake news I never endorsed that loser.
 
2022-05-19 1:47:07 AM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: It doesn't matter. Either one of them are sacrificial candidates for Fetterman.


I'd like to think so, but that race is going to be really farking close.
 
2022-05-19 1:50:23 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Maybe your little party should hold their own elections and not rely on the current system.
LIKE IT SHOULD BE... The states shouldn't be in the business of helping your parties decide their
candidates. This is a party function, not a government function to hold elections for your party
decisions.


Yes, the nominee should be decided by who cums first at the cocaine orgy
 
2022-05-19 2:01:51 AM  

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2022-05-19 2:04:04 AM  

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Do you have a bigger version of that?
 
2022-05-19 2:11:50 AM  

saturn badger: So he figures if Oz declares victory now while he is ahead then they will stop counting and he is the winner? Or if they keep counting and he loses he is still the winner because he said he was?

That's weird...


It's a legitimate strategy in general.

If you declare yourself the winner in a chaotic situation like a disputed royal succession, you can gather enough dudes with weapons hey, you ARE the winner.

In a primary election? There are rules. It depends on if the party like themselves or the asshole better.
 
2022-05-19 2:12:23 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: If it's too close to call, lock them in a room and... that's it, really.


You forgot "airtight."
 
2022-05-19 2:37:36 AM  

ElPrimitivo: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: If it's too close to call, lock them in a room and... that's it, really.

You forgot "airtight."


Doesn't matter how airtight it is if you wall up that door and forget about it.

But be a sport, leave them a cask of Amontillado.
 
2022-05-19 2:50:31 AM  
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2022-05-19 3:05:58 AM  

Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: If it's too close to call, lock them in a room and... that's it, really.


I think they should settle it like true republican gentlemen.


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2022-05-19 3:09:30 AM  

Greta_VanHouten: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: If it's too close to call, lock them in a room and... that's it, really.

I think they should settle it like true republican gentlemen.


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Difficulty: Republican gentlemen is an oxymoron.
 
2022-05-19 4:04:50 AM  

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I just got that reference. Ding!
 
2022-05-19 4:48:07 AM  

erik-k: awruk!: johnny_vegas: Man, I'm a sweet summer child.  I thought we were done with him 16 months ago.

He is still alive, isn't he?

Sadly yes. I am annoyed because I need him to be in his grave so I can shiat on it while I'm still young enough to have a chance of outrunning the guards.

Oh who am I kidding? I'll live to 100 and there'll still be guards on it...


Apply for a guard job. Eat lots of fiber.
 
2022-05-19 5:57:00 AM  

Greta_VanHouten: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: If it's too close to call, lock them in a room and... that's it, really.

I think they should settle it like true republican gentlemen.


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Only if both detonate.
 
2022-05-19 6:04:44 AM  

berylman: Let's face it. The only reason Dump backed Oz is because he saw him on TV and had the highest name ID of the candidates. He backs 'winners' to keep up the presumptuous illusion that his endorsement is the touch of gold and then when they don't win says fake news I never endorsed that loser.


Yep.  I looked at a list of his endorsements after super Tuesday.  The majority or nearly a majority of them were unopposed.  I also noted that incumbents he endorsed tended to have voted against certifying the 2020 electoral count. The non-incumbents tended to have campaigned on the 'Big Lie' and MAGA with little else to speak of.
 
2022-05-19 6:07:58 AM  

leeksfromchichis: saturn badger: So he figures if Oz declares victory now while he is ahead then they will stop counting and he is the winner? Or if they keep counting and he loses he is still the winner because he said he was?

That's weird...

It's a legitimate strategy in general.

If you declare yourself the winner in a chaotic situation like a disputed royal succession, you can gather enough dudes with weapons hey, you ARE the winner.

In a primary election? There are rules. It depends on if the party like themselves or the asshole better.


In a society underpinned by rule of law, that is NOT a legitimate strategy.  That's kind of the definition.
 
2022-05-19 6:37:59 AM  
Come on, McCormick.  Stand up for America and tell Donald Trump to keep his fat nose out of Pennsylvania's business and Mehmet Oz to to go back to Turkey or wherever it is he came from.  You know you won this primary; now it's time for you and your patriotic supporters to fight for it.
 
2022-05-19 6:43:14 AM  

Alphax: Oz lost?  (click)  Oh, they haven't figured out who won yet.

Of course the senile mobster is telling him to declare himself the winner.


Naturally. This isn't about Oz. This is entirely about Trump. Trump idiotically endorsed him while he was running in a contested primary. Oz losing would show that Trump isn't in complete control of the party and of the Republican base.
 
2022-05-19 6:54:16 AM  

Gordon Bennett: Alphax: Oz lost?  (click)  Oh, they haven't figured out who won yet.

Of course the senile mobster is telling him to declare himself the winner.

Naturally. This isn't about Oz. This is entirely about Trump. Trump idiotically endorsed him while he was running in a contested primary. Oz losing would show that Trump isn't in complete control of the party and of the Republican base.


The weird thing is that most of the people inside that party are too stupid to see it.
 
2022-05-19 7:01:48 AM  
I joked about this yesterday.  In short, I was wondering what would happen if the race were too close.  Who would call fraud?  And how?

What sort of mental gymnastics do we have to perform to explain how ballots that were only for Republicans, and cast only by Republicans, could contain fraud in one place, but not the other.

The ballots for Oz are not just very similar to ballots for everyone else.  They are, in fact, the same ballot.  It's one page.  And the paper trail is hard evidence.  It is not something that can be modified or swept away.

So Drumpf is calling fraud in an even more impossible set of circumstances than last time.

But let him go ahead with that.  Because the more doubt he puts into these elections, the less faith the Republicans will have in voting at all.  And they can farking sit this one out.  That's nothing but good for our side.
 
2022-05-19 7:31:12 AM  
I wonder if republicans will like it as much when he accuses them of cheating.
 
2022-05-19 7:33:15 AM  

Greta_VanHouten: Nicki Minaj's Cousin's Friend's Swollen Testicle: If it's too close to call, lock them in a room and... that's it, really.

I think they should settle it like true republican gentlemen.


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And hopefully they both die!
 
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