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(SFGate)   Tequila just got a lot more exciting   (sfgate.com) divider line
    More: Scary, Worm, Annelid, Computer worm, California, Soil, Ecosystem, Vallejo, California, United States Forest Service  
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5122 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 May 2022 at 1:41 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-18 10:14:23 PM  
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2022-05-19 1:59:11 AM  

LordOfThePings: [Fark user image image 265x173]


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2022-05-19 2:02:44 AM  
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2022-05-19 2:04:09 AM  

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Hmm... name checks out..
 
2022-05-19 2:04:51 AM  
Do the jumping death snake worms give you Covid?  If not, I don't have time for this, it's a busy year.
 
2022-05-19 2:06:50 AM  

Kalyco Jack: bughunter: [Fark user image image 756x315]

Hmm... name checks out..


You have me confused with wormwrangler, sorry.
 
2022-05-19 2:08:11 AM  
With all that wiggling it seems they would make great fishing bait.
 
2022-05-19 2:14:57 AM  
My sexual organ behaves in a similar manner.
 
2022-05-19 2:19:06 AM  
Time to call in the cleaner...

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2022-05-19 2:20:14 AM  
Between the worms, drought, and electricity providers, California may not make it to 2030
 
2022-05-19 2:30:34 AM  

maxandgrinch: Between the worms, drought, and electricity providers, California may not make it to 2030


Like anyone is
 
2022-05-19 2:36:26 AM  
Mescal. Worms are in mescal, not tequila.
 
2022-05-19 3:18:29 AM  

Get Rich or Try Dyin': Mescal. Worms are in mescal, not tequila.


THAT!🔼 Also, could be just what we need to 'rake' the forest floor while we figure out which type of bud sray will kill them!
(Also, comes with bag of salt!)

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2022-05-19 3:50:09 AM  

skybird659: Get Rich or Try Dyin': Mescal. Worms are in mescal, not tequila.

THAT!🔼 Also, could be just what we need to 'rake' the forest floor while we figure out which type of bud sray will kill them!
(Also, comes with bag of salt!)

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Bud sray eh?  No one's foinf to understand what you're on about like that
 
2022-05-19 3:51:40 AM  
Subby is confusing shiat-tier 1970s era Mezcal with whatever the fark PRONOUN equates with distilled cactus in the "woke" era

Repeat after me: "mah gay is mah way, Pahtrón-eh can suck it, eh"

INSTANT CANADIAN CITIZENSHIP!
How you like that buddy?

I could rant on, but why give this villain against humanity more credit for their crimes?

Let's all get naked and and do it in roads of Toronto, møøsē and all
 
2022-05-19 4:05:35 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: skybird659: Get Rich or Try Dyin': Mescal. Worms are in mescal, not tequila.

THAT!🔼 Also, could be just what we need to 'rake' the forest floor while we figure out which type of bud sray will kill them!
(Also, comes with bag of salt!)

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Bud sray eh?  No one's foinf to understand what you're on about like that


Well, nobody SOBER, anyway!
/foinf? Speak English, Mick!
 
2022-05-19 4:08:36 AM  

maxandgrinch: Between the worms, drought, and electricity providers, California may not make it to 2030


The mud slides next winter will take them out. That's how we got rid of the zebra mussels.
 
2022-05-19 4:20:34 AM  
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2022-05-19 4:25:52 AM  
Just tell the rednecks they making amazing fishing bait, and there's no limit on how many worms they can haul.

That should work, right?
 
2022-05-19 4:43:56 AM  
She already made porn. How can Tila get more exciting?
 
2022-05-19 4:51:37 AM  

syrynxx: She already made porn. How can Tila get more exciting?


I guess exciting doesn't really imply good necessarily...
 
2022-05-19 4:58:27 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: syrynxx: She already made porn. How can Tila get more exciting?

I guess exciting doesn't really imply good necessarily...


She's a Nazi flat-Earther, so no.
 
2022-05-19 6:11:26 AM  
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2022-05-19 7:28:10 AM  

bughunter: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: syrynxx: She already made porn. How can Tila get more exciting?

I guess exciting doesn't really imply good necessarily...

She's a Nazi flat-Earther, so no.


Now her name is even longer?  Ugh, my fingers are going cramp... ok fine.  Poorly tattooed nazi flat-earther asian myspace dwarf-<redacted for modern fark rules> Tila Tequila
 
2022-05-19 7:53:11 AM  
Freaking sissies. That's an earthworm and great for gardens and fishing. WTH is wrong with these people.
 
2022-05-19 8:13:40 AM  

makerofbadjokes: Just tell the rednecks they making amazing fishing bait, and there's no limit on how many worms they can haul.

That should work, right?


Except they don't - I've tried. They basically explode when you put a hook into them.

We've had them here for years, they haven't driven out the native worms and it doesn't seem to be a disaster yet.
 
2022-05-19 8:59:31 AM  
They are great for fishing though. All that movement just makes fish crazy. We called them wigglers when I was a kid.
 
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2022-05-19 2:18:41 PM  

skybird659: THAT!🔼 Also, could be just what we need to 'rake' the forest floor while we figure out which type of bug sray will kill them!


The good news with these worms is there's nothing to rake anymore -- cause they ate it all.
 
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