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2022-05-18 5:04:01 PM  
titular twins
Snicker
 
2022-05-18 5:37:49 PM  
Guessing they reached their incest quota for the 21st century with Game of Thrones.
 
2022-05-18 5:42:40 PM  
Not American Psycho and Showgirls girl? NO!

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2022-05-18 6:10:31 PM  
Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!
In the form of a cool mythical animal!
and
... sigh... a bucket of water
 
2022-05-18 6:18:06 PM  
It never should have been considered in the first place.
 
2022-05-18 6:20:21 PM  
there's something weird about the phrase 'wonder twins'.

underpants.  Gunga Din.   it's something to do with the 'onder' sound, and also the cadence of the words together.  but what.

hmm. that's annoying.   but I'm sure someone bright can solve this for me...
 
2022-05-18 6:20:33 PM  
"Titular twins."

Form of a water based lube!
 
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2022-05-18 6:22:43 PM  
That one could have been ok if aimed at children, I guess.  Anything else is hokey and to be honest, really dull.
 
2022-05-18 6:23:17 PM  
"To that end, Variety exclusively reported that Discovery is exploring a significant overhaul of the DC Entertainment operations, while also exclusively reporting that the WarnerMedia-owned cable networks TBS and TNT will no longer be developing scripted programming."

Wow, even though it's a shiat sandwich, I'm impressed by how high they can stack it, and how many types of shiat they can fit in.
 
2022-05-18 6:23:55 PM  

Mugato: Not American Psycho and Showgirls girl? NO!

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Jeez. KJ Apa looks like he could be Matt Berry's son in that picture.
 
2022-05-18 6:27:11 PM  
damn was looking forward to the Gleek spin-off
 
2022-05-18 6:33:17 PM  
Wonder Twins would be fine if you just did away with any limitations on the forms they could take, within reason.  If they could mimic other people and turn into each other, you could do some interesting Mission Impossible stuff.
 
2022-05-18 6:35:07 PM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: "Titular twins."

Form of a water based lube!


And the other:
Form of silicone based lube!
 
2022-05-18 6:47:04 PM  
Good.

I can't say enough how we need to avoid super freaking stupid superhero movies coming from Hollywood. Marvel movies do well because they put serious thought and MONEY into that stuff. Dashing off something dumb and covering it with CG gives amo to everyone crying "superhero burnout!" and may lead to the cancelation of something worthwhile.

And this one is stupid. It's 50's superman being able to project solid rainbows stupid.
 
2022-05-18 6:47:34 PM  
I feel like this is the third thread about this. Apparently they're so determined to stop this project, they keep canceling it again and again to make sure it stays dead.
 
2022-05-18 6:48:39 PM  

EdgeRunner: I feel like this is the third thread about this. Apparently they're so determined to stop this project, they keep canceling it again and again to make sure it stays dead.


Comic book characters never, ever stay dead.
 
2022-05-18 6:51:23 PM  

potierrh: Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!
In the form of a cool mythical animal!
and
... sigh... a bucket of water


cartoon network wonder twins
Youtube 8r8CBl6dwl4
 
2022-05-18 6:54:31 PM  

Trocadero: EdgeRunner: I feel like this is the third thread about this. Apparently they're so determined to stop this project, they keep canceling it again and again to make sure it stays dead.

Comic book characters never, ever stay dead.


Oh yeah? I double dog dare them to bring Jonah Hex back to the big screen.
 
2022-05-18 7:03:58 PM  
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2022-05-18 7:06:35 PM  

Billy Liar: [th.bing.com image 474x587]


Oh!  Sorry!  Obviously I misread "Wonder" as "Sagal Sister Doublemint" Twins.

Mea culpa.
 
2022-05-18 7:24:20 PM  
Need Berlanti or Dini involved, otherwise it's crap!
 
2022-05-18 7:34:54 PM  

EdgeRunner: I feel like this is the third thread about this. Apparently they're so determined to stop this project, they keep canceling it again and again to make sure it stays dead.


Kasey Kasem here on a ride all the way back to May 2nd, 2022. Lets listen to the smooth sounds of old news.

Wonder Twin Powers Deactivate
 
2022-05-18 7:35:59 PM  

blodyholy: KCasey Kasem


C, not K -- point stands.
 
2022-05-18 7:38:49 PM  
Meh I know he's part Maori but they both look pretty white for what were some of the POC superheroes of my childhood (On TV).  Sure they had spock ears, but they looked Balinese or something SE Asian to my younger eyes, I was surprised DC was stepping into the racial whitewash controversy again willingly.

Ok, jk, no, I wasn't surprised.
 
2022-05-18 7:46:48 PM  

blodyholy: EdgeRunner: I feel like this is the third thread about this. Apparently they're so determined to stop this project, they keep canceling it again and again to make sure it stays dead.

Kasey Kasem here on a ride all the way back to May 2nd, 2022. Lets listen to the smooth sounds of old news.

Wonder Twin Powers Deactivate


The headline so nice, they greened it twice!
 
2022-05-18 7:50:33 PM  
Shame really. Chris Kattan would have been perfect as Gleek.
 
2022-05-18 8:04:36 PM  

Billy Liar: [th.bing.com image 474x587]


Jean and Liz Sagal. Katey's sisters.

I loved season 1 of Double Trouble.
 
2022-05-18 8:16:42 PM  

potierrh: Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!
In the form of a cool mythical animal!
and
... sigh... a bucket of water


Angel Summoner and BMX Bandit
Youtube zFuMpYTyRjw
 
2022-05-18 8:22:21 PM  
The only way Wonder Twins works is as a Deadpool or Lego Batman style, wink at the camera (because they know  Zan's powers kind of suck) comedy. Teen Titans Go kind of nailed it with Zan having to be the receptionist while Jana actually joined the Titans.
 
2022-05-18 8:25:22 PM  
I want to go back to a time where comic book and video game adaptations were strictly reserved for porn.
 
2022-05-18 8:31:09 PM  

potierrh: Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!
In the form of a cool mythical animal!
and
... sigh... a bucket of water


Form of - something useful!
Shape of ... something refreshing?
 
2022-05-18 8:32:15 PM  

etoof: I want to go back to a time where comic book and video game adaptations were strictly reserved for porn.


That wasn't a real time. You just never browsed the videos outside the room behind the beaded curtain.
 
2022-05-18 8:37:57 PM  

EdgeRunner: etoof: I want to go back to a time where comic book and video game adaptations were strictly reserved for porn.

That wasn't a real time. You just never browsed the videos outside the room behind the beaded curtain.


Sure there was. 1897. etoof would HATE it.

But the Oldest motion picture to be sourced from comics "The Katzenjammer Kids" in 1898.

What was the first film adaptation of a comic? - Movies & TV Stack Exchange
 
2022-05-18 9:28:21 PM  
Wonder Twins Gopher moat
Youtube 6mhbxlz_wrI
 
2022-05-18 9:51:22 PM  
Family Guy - Wonder Twins ᶜᶜ
Youtube w0D2U_u1ZGE
 
2022-05-18 10:23:29 PM  
Why would they ever NOT make a coloring book movie. There are legions of 20-40 year old virgins with money to spend on anything associated with superhero silliness.
 
2022-05-18 11:25:08 PM  

Ronnie_Zman: Mugato: Not American Psycho and Showgirls girl? NO!

[variety.com image 681x383]

Jeez. KJ Apa looks like he could be Matt Berry's son in that picture.


I always thought he looked like a young Ewan McGregor...
 
2022-05-19 1:20:34 AM  
it was always a  dumb idea even as a cartoon.

And yet we still wait for a Knight Sabers live action movie.
 
2022-05-19 8:04:40 AM  
Maybe they saw her acting and horrible accent in 1883 and pulled the plug?
 
2022-05-19 8:53:46 AM  
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2022-05-19 1:11:03 PM  

Two16: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x845]


Can't imagine why this project was canceled.
 
2022-05-19 2:04:26 PM  
And here I was all excited... back to obscurity!

/ shape of .... a bucket of tears
// form of ..... a sad panda.
/// Slashies!!!
 
2022-05-19 2:26:10 PM  

GodComplex: potierrh: Wonder Twin Powers, ACTIVATE!
In the form of a cool mythical animal!
and
... sigh... a bucket of water

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But he also created a bucket, so, he can transform into metals as well?
 
2022-05-20 1:29:23 AM  

darkeyes: But he also created a bucket, so, he can transform into metals as well?


It must have been buckets made out of ice.
 
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