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(Tampa Bay Times)   Florida man drew up a fake pardon from President Trump to try to wiggle out of federal fraud charges. He also tried to deed himself properties that belonged to Jeffrey Epstein   (tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Pinellas County, Florida, Fraud, Alexander Leszczynski, number of fraud cases, former President Donald Trump, real owners of the properties, Daily Beast, Donald Trump  
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2022-05-18 2:45:47 PM  
This is why insane asylums need to be brought back.
 
2022-05-18 2:54:52 PM  
Grifting ain't easy
 
2022-05-18 3:22:19 PM  
To be fair, he did have a note from Epstein's Mother.
 
2022-05-18 3:26:17 PM  
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2022-05-18 3:27:20 PM  
Damn, if a fake Trump pardon gets you 30 years in jail, how many years does a real pardon get you?
 
2022-05-18 3:30:46 PM  

foo monkey: Damn, if a fake Trump pardon gets you 30 years in jail, how many years does a real pardon get you?


Five nights a week on NewsMax.
 
2022-05-18 3:30:53 PM  
...Are we sure it was fake?  It sounds perfectly on-brand for him to think believe he still has the power to do that.  If it was done in Sharpie, there's a non-zero possibility here.

/Nah, he would only have pardoned this guy if there was something in it for him personally
//Or if the guy praised him sufficiently right before
 
2022-05-18 3:30:54 PM  
Was it in crayon? I'm not talking Crayola either. The off-brand waxy crap that marks unevenly.
 
2022-05-18 3:33:13 PM  
Still a better love story than Twilight, and a better investment thesis than Bitcoin.
 
2022-05-18 3:34:08 PM  
When you think your state deserves its own tag, consider these things.
 
2022-05-18 3:37:07 PM  

mrparks: When you think your state deserves its own tag, consider these things.


Word
 
2022-05-18 3:41:45 PM  
Nobody appreciates creativity any more.
 
2022-05-18 3:45:04 PM  
He didn't get the authorized Grifting for Dummies handbook. In it, authors explain the grift works for pillows, butt paste, assorted garment merch, fake medical salves / ointments / pills, and cryptocurrency.

Chapter Two (there's only two) explicitly states the grift falls apart when involving courts or real estate. Armatures.
 
2022-05-18 3:48:02 PM  
Ambitious little fella, isn't he.

Should have gone into politics.
 
2022-05-18 3:51:29 PM  
Er, amateurs that is, or maybe they are armatures.
/Amateur Armatures Arrange Amazingly Audacious Attempt At Asset Appropriation
 
2022-05-18 3:59:54 PM  
Does this set a precedent for all pardons from TFG?
 
2022-05-18 4:02:12 PM  
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2022-05-18 4:04:43 PM  

bluorangefyre: This is why insane asylums need to be brought back.


Nope.
They just people in the corner in poop
 
2022-05-18 4:06:11 PM  
Once in the jail system why give a fark ever again? Seriously.  You won't have a real job again.  Might as well go balls deep
 
2022-05-18 4:35:11 PM  
Someone should have told him Dump isn't president anymore
 
2022-05-18 4:44:21 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Someone should have told him Dump isn't president anymore


And risk getting shot?
 
2022-05-18 4:48:09 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Someone should have told him Dump isn't president anymore


I can't blame him. No one has made Trump and his fans realize that.
 
2022-05-18 4:49:30 PM  
I want to see the actual document he submitted. I bet it was a poor scan of a real pardon that was badly photoshopped.
 
2022-05-18 6:12:39 PM  
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2022-05-18 6:23:56 PM  
Picking up a strong sovereign citizen vibe here.
 
2022-05-18 6:38:43 PM  

iToad: Picking up a strong sovereign citizen vibe here.


Nah, just a garden variety grifter.  Heck, these cases take a long time.  Trump might have been president when this guy forged the pardon.
 
2022-05-18 6:47:41 PM  
For once, I do not blame Trump and Epstein and that ilk.

(skip a few lines or pause when reading)

Well, maybe I do.

They made it look so easy, but clearly had resources and skills the average bump in the road lacks. This is straight up entitled white people entitlement.
 
2022-05-18 7:17:36 PM  

iToad: Picking up a strong sovereign citizen vibe here.


🙄
 
2022-05-18 9:56:27 PM  
But Trump loves his people so much. im sure he'll help you out...
 
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