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2738 clicks; posted to Main » on 18 May 2022 at 9:16 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-18 9:20:07 PM  
When we told you to call them Jersey Barriers, we didn't mean to disappear bodies like my state does!
 
2022-05-18 9:20:56 PM  
"It appeared that the deceased person had been there for quite some time," the sheriff's office said.
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2022-05-18 9:26:18 PM  
There was a horror movie in the 70s called "Homebodies" where senior citizens were killing people, I forget why.

One scene they dump a guy, alive, into.... something, I can't remember what, and pour concrete onto him.
When it hardens they notice his foot is sticking out so one of them takes an ax and just lobs it off.

I don't remember anything else about the movie, but that scene has haunted me since then
 
2022-05-18 9:27:00 PM  
I "found" a dead body on the front bumper of my car one Saturday morning!
 
2022-05-18 9:40:19 PM  
Just went through a safety meeting.

Was told the next time we find a body in the dumpster we report it and walk away. Not let the new crew capture all off of us.

Also do not fark with the dudes imaginary dog that lives in a trailer in South SLC
He makes others ask "what you do to his dog" and no dog around.

Funny as fark when an apprentice farks up and makes eye contact
 
2022-05-18 10:16:12 PM  

FloriduhGuy: I "found" a dead body on the front bumper of my car one Saturday morning!


No, Mr. States Attorney, that was a deer and you don't know how the glasses got on your dashboard.
 
2022-05-18 10:17:25 PM  
They were just making jerky. Texas is famous for it.
 
2022-05-18 10:47:46 PM  
They finally found Jimmy Hoffa?
 
2022-05-18 10:56:47 PM  
In Texas, it's better to be a uniter not a divider.
 
2022-05-18 11:09:13 PM  

Hobo as a nerd: FloriduhGuy: I "found" a dead body on the front bumper of my car one Saturday morning!

No, Mr. States Attorney, that was a deer and you don't know how the glasses got on your dashboard.


Who remembers the lady that hit a pedestrian and he went head first through the windshield so she drove home and parked in her garage but she came out every once in a while to see if he was alive and apologize to him. At least this is what she told the cops when they found him dead.
 
2022-05-18 11:26:58 PM  
Stupid "legitimate businessmen"..You put the body IN the concrete for the barrier....Not just next to it..
 
2022-05-18 11:37:43 PM  
It's... actually kind of brilliant.
 
2022-05-18 11:50:07 PM  
That headline reads like the Paula Abdul remix no one ever asked for
 
2022-05-19 1:31:18 AM  
I'd be more concerned about Texas getting to me in New Jersey.
 
2022-05-19 1:33:52 AM  

FloriduhGuy: Hobo as a nerd: FloriduhGuy: I "found" a dead body on the front bumper of my car one Saturday morning!

No, Mr. States Attorney, that was a deer and you don't know how the glasses got on your dashboard.

Who remembers the lady that hit a pedestrian and he went head first through the windshield so she drove home and parked in her garage but she came out every once in a while to see if he was alive and apologize to him. At least this is what she told the cops when they found him dead.


Pepperidge Farm remembers.

Family Guy- Pepperidge Farm Remembers
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2022-05-19 1:53:21 AM  
berylman: That headline reads like the Paula Abdul remix no one ever asked for

You're a cold hearted snake....


/subby
 
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