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(Air Force Times)   US Space Force Guardians will be allowed to have neck tattoos, just like Buzz Lightyear   (airforcetimes.com) divider line
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2022-05-18 5:30:19 PM  
Everyday, Space Force does something to make me think it a dumber idea than yesterday.
 
2022-05-18 7:09:37 PM  
How about cybernetic implants?
 
2022-05-18 7:11:53 PM  
They're in the Space Force, it's probably only fair to advertise they don't make good decisions.
 
2022-05-18 7:13:41 PM  
Makes sense, the type of people that they're looking to staff the department are the type to have neck tattoos.
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2022-05-18 7:15:52 PM  
Space pilots with stripper lips on the neck!  It is the 21st century we all aspired to.
 
2022-05-18 7:17:38 PM  

Alebak: Makes sense, the type of people that they're looking to staff the department are the type to have neck tattoos.
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Oh man, his tag actually says "Samurai Tactical"!!! What a poser!! What an utter loser!! 

"Bro, my order came. Oh yeah, Samurai Tactical Gear. Check it, bro. Jealous much??"
 
2022-05-18 7:19:09 PM  
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2022-05-18 7:26:16 PM  
In space tattoo shops, no one can hear you scream.
 
2022-05-18 7:28:51 PM  
Beltalowda.
 
2022-05-18 7:29:02 PM  
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2022-05-18 7:30:04 PM  

groppet: How about cybernetic implants?


The Army put mine in but now I can't run as well.
 
2022-05-18 7:31:23 PM  
I still consider TFG's "space foers" to be a fucking insult to the US Air Force. That asshole just had to stick his fucking dick in where it wasn't necessary...literally speaking...
 
2022-05-18 7:32:56 PM  

kb7rky: I still consider TFG's "space foers" to be a farking insult to the US Air Force. That asshole just had to stick his farking dick in where it wasn't necessary...literally speaking...


I mean okay but like just about all other accomplishments of his administration this predates him, and congress actually did it.
 
2022-05-18 7:40:51 PM  

fortheloveof: groppet: How about cybernetic implants?

The Army put mine in but now I can't run as well.


Umm... they told you those were cybernetic?

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2022-05-18 7:41:57 PM  
They should only allow star tattoos or Trill leopard spots on the neck.
 
2022-05-18 7:42:10 PM  
Good thinking, wouldn't want to prevent belters from applying.
 
2022-05-18 7:46:57 PM  

bughunter: fortheloveof: groppet: How about cybernetic implants?

The Army put mine in but now I can't run as well.

Umm... they told you those were cybernetic?

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That was certainly not the equipment installed. I would worry about giving myself a concussion with those.
 
2022-05-18 7:48:11 PM  
Also this sort of thing tells me that Biden isn't paying any attention to them, or they're not under control.

The U.S Military might be a farking mess that uses the poor for manpower for the pointless wars that funnel cash to scumbags, but at least they try to keep up the appearance of professionalism.

Does any actual branch of the military allow neck tattoos? Why allow them now if these guys are supposedly the legitimate future of warfare?

Make it make sense.
 
2022-05-18 7:50:28 PM  

Alebak: Also this sort of thing tells me that Biden isn't paying any attention to them, or they're not under control.

The U.S Military might be a farking mess that uses the poor for manpower for the pointless wars that funnel cash to scumbags, but at least they try to keep up the appearance of professionalism.

Does any actual branch of the military allow neck tattoos? Why allow them now if these guys are supposedly the legitimate future of warfare?

Make it make sense.


Tell me you are not current on military issues without saying it.
 
2022-05-18 7:53:34 PM  
I'm staying at the military resort at disney, shades of green. The gift shop has shirts for all branches, even space force. I laughed and laughed.

Insert spider-man joke about made-up names.
 
2022-05-18 7:54:17 PM  
I don't give a sh*t about them having tattoos. I do find calling them "guardians" three kinds of stupid.
 
2022-05-18 7:55:36 PM  
Yeah, well, what if you are hiding from Space Pirates in the Nitrogen ice cliffs on Pluto and you neck tat of Justin Bieber gives you away?
 
2022-05-18 7:58:52 PM  

kb7rky: I still consider TFG's "space foers" to be a farking insult to the US Air Force. That asshole just had to stick his farking dick in where it wasn't necessary...literally speaking...


USAF vet here.
Yes.
He's a putz.

On one hand, the army air corps was new one time, on the other, we aren't fighting a war

In space

Yet.

And why would we?

Yes, satellites, Intel. War, bombs.

But also, can't we all just get along?

Just use the paradox of intolerance and eliminate those who want war.

War is evil. It is madness.
Peace is sane.

Do What must be done for peace.

Kill for peace.
But kill discriminately.

Why does man kill?

Man kills for food.

But not always.

Occasionally, there must be a beverage.


And always there must be peace.

💀 Peace. 💀
 
2022-05-18 8:00:58 PM  

vudukungfu: kb7rky: I still consider TFG's "space foers" to be a farking insult to the US Air Force. That asshole just had to stick his farking dick in where it wasn't necessary...literally speaking...

USAF vet here.
Yes.
He's a putz.

On one hand, the army air corps was new one time, on the other, we aren't fighting a war

In space

Yet.

And why would we?

Yes, satellites, Intel. War, bombs.

But also, can't we all just get along?

Just use the paradox of intolerance and eliminate those who want war.

War is evil. It is madness.
Peace is sane.

Do What must be done for peace.

Kill for peace.
But kill discriminately.

Why does man kill?

Man kills for food.

But not always.

Occasionally, there must be a beverage.


And always there must be peace.

💀 Peace. 💀


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2022-05-18 8:01:24 PM  

fortheloveof: bughunter: fortheloveof: groppet: How about cybernetic implants?

The Army put mine in but now I can't run as well.

Umm... they told you those were cybernetic?

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That was certainly not the equipment installed. I would worry about giving myself a concussion with those.


There are prodigies.  She looks just like my all natural ex gf.  Best you can do is not to end up in jail.  It was a miracle for me as she had cops stalking her and ... all that.
 
2022-05-18 8:10:21 PM  
Makes it easier to identify the parts when the lowest bidder wins.

So it's a win-win-win situation.
 
2022-05-18 8:18:43 PM  
Guy at work just got a neck tattoo.   The classic Harley Davidson "1" that we've all seen before.

Trouble is that it sits just below his jaw and just in front of his ear.  With his normal posture, it curves and looks at first glance like a peener and balls.
 
2022-05-18 8:23:40 PM  
Acceptable tattoos include: Swastikas, SS symbols, Proud Boys symbols, Confederate flags.

Unacceptable tattoos include: U.S. Flag.
 
2022-05-18 8:31:12 PM  

vudukungfu: kb7rky: I still consider TFG's "space foers" to be a farking insult to the US Air Force. That asshole just had to stick his farking dick in where it wasn't necessary...literally speaking...

USAF vet here.
Yes.
He's a putz.

On one hand, the army air corps was new one time, on the other, we aren't fighting a war

In space

Yet.

And why would we?

Yes, satellites, Intel. War, bombs.

But also, can't we all just get along?

Just use the paradox of intolerance and eliminate those who want war.

War is evil. It is madness.
Peace is sane.

Do What must be done for peace.

Kill for peace.
But kill discriminately.

Why does man kill?

Man kills for food.

But not always.

Occasionally, there must be a beverage.


And always there must be peace.

💀 Peace. 💀


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2022-05-18 8:38:29 PM  

a_room_with_a_moose: Beltalowda.


Came here for this.

Leaving satisfied.
 
2022-05-18 8:42:26 PM  
After recently attending my brother's retirement from the Air Force at Peterson AFB SFB (current Space Force HQ until/if they move to Alabama), most AF personnel who didn't transfer to SF consider themselves the last of a dying breed and a point of pride for remaining. Can't say I blame them.
 
2022-05-18 8:42:44 PM  

Bslim: I don't give a sh*t about them having tattoos. I do find calling them "guardians" three kinds of stupid.


I bet you I can sell them Walkmans.
 
2022-05-18 8:43:14 PM  
So is this going to be just the remedial class for people who were too much of a farking dipshiat to get into the Coast Guard?
 
2022-05-18 8:48:54 PM  

vudukungfu: kb7rky: I still consider TFG's "space foers" to be a farking insult to the US Air Force. That asshole just had to stick his farking dick in where it wasn't necessary...literally speaking...

USAF vet here.
Yes.
He's a putz.

On one hand, the army air corps was new one time, on the other, we aren't fighting a war

In space

Yet.

And why would we?

Yes, satellites, Intel. War, bombs.

But also, can't we all just get along?

Just use the paradox of intolerance and eliminate those who want war.

War is evil. It is madness.
Peace is sane.

Do What must be done for peace.

Kill for peace.
But kill discriminately.

Why does man kill?

Man kills for food.

But not always.

Occasionally, there must be a beverage.


And always there must be peace.

💀 Peace. 💀


Hey, keep this writing up and you just might be Terry Pratchett's successor.
You need to show more wit, though.
And dwarves.
Definitely more dwarves.
 
2022-05-18 8:55:23 PM  

Resident Muslim: vudukungfu: kb7rky: I still consider TFG's "space foers" to be a farking insult to the US Air Force. That asshole just had to stick his farking dick in where it wasn't necessary...literally speaking...

USAF vet here.
Yes.
He's a putz.

On one hand, the army air corps was new one time, on the other, we aren't fighting a war

In space

Yet.

And why would we?

Yes, satellites, Intel. War, bombs.

But also, can't we all just get along?

Just use the paradox of intolerance and eliminate those who want war.

War is evil. It is madness.
Peace is sane.

Do What must be done for peace.

Kill for peace.
But kill discriminately.

Why does man kill?

Man kills for food.

But not always.

Occasionally, there must be a beverage.


And always there must be peace.

💀 Peace. 💀

Hey, keep this writing up and you just might be Terry Pratchett's successor.
You need to show more wit, though.
And dwarves.
Definitely more dwarves.


 
2022-05-18 8:56:01 PM  
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2022-05-18 9:05:03 PM  
This seems weirdly on point on every level of this conversation.

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2022-05-18 9:06:02 PM  

vudukungfu: kb7rky: I still consider TFG's "space foers" to be a farking insult to the US Air Force. That asshole just had to stick his farking dick in where it wasn't necessary...literally speaking...

USAF vet here.
Yes.
He's a putz.

On one hand, the army air corps was new one time, on the other, we aren't fighting a war

In space

Yet.

And why would we?

Yes, satellites, Intel. War, bombs.

But also, can't we all just get along?

Just use the paradox of intolerance and eliminate those who want war.

War is evil. It is madness.
Peace is sane.

Do What must be done for peace.

Kill for peace.
But kill discriminately.

Why does man kill?

Man kills for food.

But not always.

Occasionally, there must be a beverage.


And always there must be peace.

💀 Peace. 💀


Somebody just took the budtender's advice at the local dispensary.  😄
 
2022-05-18 9:10:32 PM  
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2022-05-18 9:15:28 PM  
I'm waiting for the inter dimension force.  It would be a mandatory requirement to have a full body tattoo to blend into the different dimensions.
 
2022-05-18 9:15:39 PM  

Alebak: The U.S Military might be a farking mess that uses the poor for manpower


What a farking idiotic statement
 
2022-05-18 9:19:20 PM  
Inyalowder du afeta fashion o beltatings
 
2022-05-18 9:21:03 PM  

johnny_vegas: Alebak: The U.S Military might be a farking mess that uses the poor for manpower

What a farking idiotic statement


Is it, though?
Seems accurate enough to me.
 
2022-05-18 9:25:41 PM  

anticontent: johnny_vegas: Alebak: The U.S Military might be a farking mess that uses the poor for manpower

What a farking idiotic statement

Is it, though?
Seems accurate enough to me.


"Uses" the poor.  Congratulations you can be wrong along with your hero
 
2022-05-18 9:27:51 PM  
My little brother was recruited and then discharged from the Air Force for about a knuckle's worth of tattoo showing through on his neck while in uniform.  I get that they don't want recruits with visible neck tattoos, but don't knowingly recruit someone with a neck tattoo and then discharged them for it.  Dodged a bullet, as far as I'm concerned.
 
2022-05-18 9:49:41 PM  

Loneman1: This seems weirdly on point on every level of this conversation.

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2022-05-18 10:26:56 PM  

anticontent: johnny_vegas: Alebak: The U.S Military might be a farking mess that uses the poor for manpower

What a farking idiotic statement

Is it, though?
Seems accurate enough to me.


He is an ass, but he isn't wrong.
 
2022-05-18 10:30:57 PM  

Theeng: anticontent: johnny_vegas: Alebak: The U.S Military might be a farking mess that uses the poor for manpower

What a farking idiotic statement

Is it, though?
Seems accurate enough to me.

He is an ass, but he isn't wrong.


Thanks I think.
 
2022-05-18 10:36:27 PM  

Bslim: I don't give a sh*t about them having tattoos. I do find calling them "guardians" three kinds of stupid.


What do you have against owls?
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2022-05-18 10:57:10 PM  

Theeng: anticontent: johnny_vegas: Alebak: The U.S Military might be a farking mess that uses the poor for manpower

What a farking idiotic statement

Is it, though?
Seems accurate enough to me.

He is an ass, but he isn't wrong.


You might want to do some research because he is in fact wrong.
 
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