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(Tampa Bay Times)   Gulf Coast county updates its hurricane evacuation zones to account for rising sea levels. How long can you tread water, folks?   (tampabay.com) divider line
    More: Florida, Tropical cyclone, new hurricane evacuation zone, Storm surge, Flood, Pinellas County, storm surge, hurricane season, Storm  
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2022-05-18 2:33:31 PM  
Voopa voopa voopa *ding!*
 
2022-05-18 2:41:48 PM  
DeSantis to revoke the order in 3... 2...
 
2022-05-18 2:41:49 PM  
If your street address contains a "Lot #" you'll need to evacuate.
 
2022-05-18 2:42:44 PM  
It seems like the county is working to protect its citizens from the global warming hoax. The legislature better hurry and outlaw emergency preparedness plans.
 
2022-05-18 2:43:51 PM  
Don't come looking for a handout when the next one hits. Let your God Governor figure out where to get the money.
 
2022-05-18 2:45:26 PM  
Learn to swim
 
2022-05-18 2:46:01 PM  
Manufactured home parks? Sweet merciful Christ, you are in a hurricane zone. Why would you want to live in basically a house of sticks? Dumbasses never read the Three Little Pigs.
 
2022-05-18 2:46:25 PM  
"rising sea levels"

Those are no-no words in the new Florida.  Looks like someone can expect a letter from the white Jesus department of global cooling and promotion of heterosexuality
 
2022-05-18 2:54:29 PM  

TomFooolery: Voopa voopa voopa *ding!*


God: "Noah!"

Noah: "What?!?"

God: "Stop drugging and raping women!!"
 
2022-05-18 2:58:39 PM  
They outlawed global warming in Florida. Suck it, libs.
 
2022-05-18 2:59:33 PM  
Florida?

Its a swamp to begin with.

Time for taller poles to put your house on.
 
2022-05-18 3:04:17 PM  
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2022-05-18 3:07:15 PM  
Riddle me this, libs...if the globe is warmin', why did my nips get hard when I walked outside shirtless yesterday?
 
2022-05-18 3:09:21 PM  

TomFooolery: Voopa voopa voopa *ding!*


"RIGHT!"
 
2022-05-18 3:15:07 PM  
Did they use a Sharpie?
 
2022-05-18 3:16:02 PM  
I'm being pursued for a position in the Tampa area. I think I'll stay here 1100' above MSL.
 
2022-05-18 3:18:12 PM  
Why'd they do that? Climate change and rising sea levels are a Demonrat conspiracy - just ask DeSantis.
 
2022-05-18 3:36:33 PM  
I'd rather drown than live in Tampa anyway
 
2022-05-18 3:52:52 PM  
Have you looked in the bottom of that ark?
 
2022-05-18 4:43:36 PM  
I bought a house in Pinellas County 20 years ago and at that time it was not in a Hurricane evacuation zone since it was at an elevation of 30 feet. These new maps show it now in Evac. zone E. A storm surge of 25 feet at the top end of Tampa Bay was considered the max but now it must be 30 feet. None the less, whenever there was a heavy rain, I would find fish in the driveway from a creek nearby that overflowed. So get out while you can.
 
2022-05-18 6:00:10 PM  
All I know is NO BAILOUT FOR YOU!
 
2022-05-18 6:01:55 PM  
Onn another topic, sould we keep naming hurricanes with male and female names since we don't know what gender hurricanes identify as.? Shouldn't they start using names like hurricane them, they, it, freak, weirdo?
 
2022-05-18 6:13:40 PM  
If Dems give a penny of federal aid to FL's utter failure to confront that which is endlessly scientifically confirmed, w/o first ensuring free public uni tuition and 100% SL debt cancellation, they'll lose an entire generation of voters.
 
2022-05-18 6:36:56 PM  

FloriduhGuy: Shouldn't they start using names like hurricane them, they, it, freak, weirdo?


Because bigotry is hilarious!
 
2022-05-18 7:07:55 PM  

guestguy: Riddle me this, libs...if the globe is warmin', why did my nips get hard when I walked outside shirtless yesterday?


half-naked men by the pool?

NTTAWWT
 
2022-05-18 7:09:23 PM  

fatassbastard: TomFooolery: Voopa voopa voopa *ding!*

God: "Noah!"

Noah: "What?!?"

God: "Stop drugging and raping women!!"


It is Jesus!
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