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(Mirror.co.uk)   Russian tyrant Vladimir Putin has a "freshly laundered" aroma. At least according to rumors   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2022-05-18 11:24:40 AM  
"I was kind of channelling my inner fantasies. Then I thought 'am I the least likely person to stab him with a fork?'."

Ok, that was deeply funny....

Russia: It's like the personification of fark's collective cynicism....
 
2022-05-18 11:53:45 AM  
That was one of his many clones and they had to mask the "new car" smell.
 
2022-05-18 11:57:41 AM  
Yeah, I heard he sneezed the other day too.
 
2022-05-18 11:58:23 AM  
Are we sure it's not just "fresh adult diaper" smell?
 
2022-05-18 12:00:11 PM  
Unfortunately Dr. Hill wasn't allowed to use the words "Putin" and "launder" in the same sentence around her boss at the time.
 
2022-05-18 12:01:27 PM  
Smells like Febreze and mass murder.
 
2022-05-18 12:01:48 PM  
It's that New Host smell.
 
2022-05-18 12:01:53 PM  
Putin knowing he's terminally ill and not long for this earth is the only thing that has made sense to me from the onset of this invasion

He knows his nation has little to gain from this scorched earth policy, but doesn't give a damned so long as Ukraine submits to his will before he dies

And that makes him very dangerous and the potential consequences terrifying, because there is little to nothing at this point keeping him from using nukes if he feels he will not get his bucket list item checked off

Not sure what it is with his generation, but I see quite a bit of "I don't care what history will think of me, I'll be dead" being the line of thinking to justify being an absolute piece of shiat who stands against humanity and common decency
 
2022-05-18 12:03:06 PM  
Body double.  Limited conversation, overly processed and prepped.  Wouldn't surprise me if the botox was as much to make that easier as it was vanity.  The only emotions Putin has are paranoia and narcissism.  Both say he doesn't show weakness or illness in public.
 
2022-05-18 12:04:52 PM  
>Vladimir Putin carried a strange smell as if he had "stepped out of a special preparatory bath", according to an ex White House adviser.

That's a pertty good description of a Bacta tank
 
2022-05-18 12:05:48 PM  
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"Well the Ukraine girls really knock me out, they leave the West behind!"
 
2022-05-18 12:06:54 PM  

LowbrowDeluxe: Body double.  Limited conversation, overly processed and prepped.


Or real putin, who has been in a hospital for so long that he's managed to pick up that disinfectant smell
 
2022-05-18 12:07:37 PM  

Salador: >Vladimir Putin carried a strange smell as if he had "stepped out of a special preparatory bath", according to an ex White House adviser.

That's a pertty good description of a Bacta tank


Or just a good spray of something to hide the smell of terminal illness.
 
2022-05-18 12:09:21 PM  
Maybe he had just had a sitz bath.

Cue "Putin in a Sitz" dance number...
 
2022-05-18 12:10:48 PM  
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Lynyrd Skynyrd - That Smell
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2022-05-18 12:11:44 PM  
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Do you think he gets the special pills for his bowel movements?
 
2022-05-18 12:16:32 PM  
"Putin is small, pale, and reptilian." Madeleine Albright
 
2022-05-18 12:19:06 PM  
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2022-05-18 12:19:21 PM  
Maybe just a new Russian cologne like упадок кальвина  or Диор дикая вода? The stuff they used to sell at Fry's Electronics.
 
2022-05-18 12:19:38 PM  
If you're close enough to sniff him you're close enough to snuff him.
 
2022-05-18 12:19:50 PM  
I'll be happy when he smells like a 10 day old corpse.
 
2022-05-18 12:20:16 PM  
Russian politics expert Dr Fiona Hill said it was like a "staged performance" and that she was met with some surprises when seated next to the Kremlin leader at a meeting between Moscow and Washington officials.

When? Last week? Yesterday? 2 months ago? What kind of shiatty "journalism" is this, anyway? Has he been looking this way for a year and we just didn't notice? When was this farking meeting?
 
2022-05-18 12:24:29 PM  
That smell is from his "Trump Regime" of golden showers and internal bleaching.
 
2022-05-18 12:25:44 PM  
Formalin?
 
2022-05-18 12:25:57 PM  
Maybe he took Trump's suggestion and got injected with bleach?
 
2022-05-18 12:26:24 PM  
Is Putin channeling his inner Howie Mandell?
 
2022-05-18 12:27:04 PM  
I've heard the rumors of Parkinson's disease.

Now I'm having a mental issue of that medical article a while ago about the woman who could smell Parkinson's. She reported that the body odor of her husband changed to something she described (I don't remember the exact words) as "musty" and noticeable. As a test, doctors had men with Parkinson's and men without wear a fresh T-shirt and then they randomly presented the shirts to her. She was 100% correct in identifying the Parkinson's patients and of the control group she incorrectly identified one of them as having Parkinson's. Then, the scary thing happened - some months later the "incorrectly" identified patient was diagnosed with Parkinson's.
 
2022-05-18 12:27:54 PM  
I believe that is called the "New Dictator" fragrance.  I had it in my car for a while before I switched back to "Black Ice."
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2022-05-18 12:29:05 PM  
He couldn't get McDonald's there anymore, the choice of paranoid oligarchs.

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2022-05-18 12:31:45 PM  
Don't you hate it when your evil empire is crumbling just as your body asks mind are.
 
2022-05-18 12:35:19 PM  
If the rumors are true that he possibly has blood cancer, if you have ever been around someone going through chemotherapy there is a strong slickening smell that comes out through a  patients pores and it sticks to everything. I used to work different jobs at a cancer hospital and never forget the smell. I now repair motor vehicles and can smell in customers cars if they are being treated with chemo.


Also fark cancer.
 
2022-05-18 12:35:35 PM  
Does he need a nickname change from Pooty to Sharty?
 
2022-05-18 12:35:43 PM  
That's some serious Hunger Games vibes - like he's president Snow trying to hide the smell of his decay with a rose....
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2022-05-18 12:45:02 PM  
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He's recovered well, comrades!
 
2022-05-18 12:47:00 PM  

cleek: ob

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I was thinking more in this direction:
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2022-05-18 12:47:59 PM  

Somaticasual: "I was kind of channelling my inner fantasies. Then I thought 'am I the least likely person to stab him with a fork?'."

Ok, that was deeply funny....

Russia: It's like the personification of fark's collective cynicism....


She will forever regret not stabbing him right in the eye with her fork.

I would.
 
2022-05-18 12:50:08 PM  

awruk!: Formalin?


Formaldehyde
 
2022-05-18 12:50:37 PM  
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It just needs a little Hitler moustache and it would explain Putin's behavior perfectly.
 
2022-05-18 12:56:46 PM  

wrenchboy: If the rumors are true that he possibly has blood cancer, if you have ever been around someone going through chemotherapy there is a strong slickening smell that comes out through a  patients pores and it sticks to everything. I used to work different jobs at a cancer hospital and never forget the smell. I now repair motor vehicles and can smell in customers cars if they are being treated with chemo.


Also fark cancer.


My little brother died at 42 of colon cancer so fark cancer in anyway possible.

But if it kills Pootie that is the ONE and only time I will give it a pass.
 
2022-05-18 12:56:57 PM  
He's definitely the type of creep that would bathe in killer whale semen to turn the tide.
 
2022-05-18 12:58:47 PM  
President Vladimir Putin appeared as though he had "stepped out of a special bath"
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2022-05-18 12:58:54 PM  

Obama's Left Nut: wrenchboy: If the rumors are true that he possibly has blood cancer, if you have ever been around someone going through chemotherapy there is a strong slickening smell that comes out through a  patients pores and it sticks to everything. I used to work different jobs at a cancer hospital and never forget the smell. I now repair motor vehicles and can smell in customers cars if they are being treated with chemo.


Also fark cancer.

My little brother died at 42 of colon cancer so fark cancer in anyway possible.

But if it kills Pootie that is the ONE and only time I will give it a pass.


Cancer has taken a few of my family as well, but my list of people I wouldn't mind dying soon of a horrible disease is longer than one.

/You're probably a better person than I am
 
2022-05-18 1:01:42 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: That was one of his many clones and they had to mask the "new car" smell.


That's the hallmark of 'project phoenix'.

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2022-05-18 1:03:04 PM  

Mikey1969: Russian politics expert Dr Fiona Hill said it was like a "staged performance" and that she was met with some surprises when seated next to the Kremlin leader at a meeting between Moscow and Washington officials.

When? Last week? Yesterday? 2 months ago? What kind of shiatty "journalism" is this, anyway? Has he been looking this way for a year and we just didn't notice? When was this farking meeting?


To answer your question, it was several years ago. Dr Hill was recently on Colbert and told the story with more context.

I call it journalishm.
 
2022-05-18 1:04:26 PM  

Martian_Astronomer: Are we sure it's not just "fresh adult diaper" smell?


Y'all got this wrong.

That's Formaldehyde.  The party at Bernie's is a GO.
 
2022-05-18 1:07:05 PM  

mrmopar5287: I've heard the rumors of Parkinson's disease.

Now I'm having a mental issue of that medical article a while ago about the woman who could smell Parkinson's. She reported that the body odor of her husband changed to something she described (I don't remember the exact words) as "musty" and noticeable. As a test, doctors had men with Parkinson's and men without wear a fresh T-shirt and then they randomly presented the shirts to her. She was 100% correct in identifying the Parkinson's patients and of the control group she incorrectly identified one of them as having Parkinson's. Then, the scary thing happened - some months later the "incorrectly" identified patient was diagnosed with Parkinson's.


Thank you Mr. Frakes for that episode of Beyond Belief.
 
2022-05-18 1:08:26 PM  

Oneiros: LowbrowDeluxe: Body double.  Limited conversation, overly processed and prepped.

Or real putin, who has been in a hospital for so long that he's managed to pick up that disinfectant smell


High dose IV antibiotics can give your skin an antiseptic smell.  It is more unpleasant than it sounds.
 
2022-05-18 1:10:35 PM  

Oneiros: LowbrowDeluxe: Body double.  Limited conversation, overly processed and prepped.

Or real putin, who has been in a hospital for so long that he's managed to pick up that disinfectant smell


Hey folks, can we level-set here? This is written by Fiona Hill and refers to a dinner meeting between Russia and the U.S. when she was in the government. That is, at least three years ago. They're not having these meetings today.
 
2022-05-18 1:11:11 PM  

Super Chronic: Oneiros: LowbrowDeluxe: Body double.  Limited conversation, overly processed and prepped.

Or real putin, who has been in a hospital for so long that he's managed to pick up that disinfectant smell

Hey folks, can we level-set here? This is written by Fiona Hill and refers to a dinner meeting between Russia and the U.S. when she was in the government. That is, at least three years ago. They're not having these meetings today.


Sorry... not "written by" Fiona Hill, but quoting Fiona Hill.
 
2022-05-18 1:11:49 PM  

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