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(NBC 15 Madison)   "The defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result"   (nbc15.com) divider line
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2022-05-18 10:32:05 AM  
I like that they didn't go on to say "...and several more were damaged."
 
2022-05-18 11:04:09 AM  
Were the wigs on the ground in the aisle or was the pile large enough to reach shelving or did the woman spin and create a poo tornado?
 
2022-05-18 11:06:49 AM  
"offending fecal assault."

I found the name of my new political party.
 
2022-05-18 11:08:45 AM  

NewportBarGuy: "offending fecal assault."

I found the name of my new political party.


Too late. That's already the name of my Massive Attack polka cover band.
 
2022-05-18 11:34:58 AM  
Been there...
 
2022-05-18 11:36:18 AM  
Hmmm.

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2022-05-18 11:36:20 AM  
Holy Crap!
 
2022-05-18 11:37:16 AM  
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Please let that be a work ID badge.
 
2022-05-18 11:39:39 AM  

Fear the Clam: [Fark user image 850x478]
Please let that be a work ID badge.


Well, based on that, I definitely am afraid of *that* clam.
 
2022-05-18 11:40:37 AM  
"The defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result"

Sounds like explosive diarrhea.
 
2022-05-18 11:40:39 AM  
She beefs.
 
2022-05-18 11:42:42 AM  

eurotrader: Were the wigs on the ground in the aisle or was the pile large enough to reach shelving or did the woman spin and create a poo tornado?


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2022-05-18 11:43:27 AM  
Sounds like she fire hosed the wig display.

I would be telling the store owner they need to bring in a pro crime scene cleanup crew.
 
2022-05-18 11:43:59 AM  
Just as long as nobody shiat on the coats
 
2022-05-18 11:44:01 AM  
Again?
 
2022-05-18 11:45:42 AM  
She's going to have hell toupee
 
2022-05-18 11:45:59 AM  

NewportBarGuy: "offending fecal assault."

I found the name of my new political party.


So the opposing party would be the "non offending fecal assault"?
No need to kink shame but somethings...
 
2022-05-18 11:46:46 AM  
Must have been in the discount wig bin to get that many in one shot.
 
2022-05-18 11:47:01 AM  

Fear the Clam: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Please let that be a work ID badge.


Why? Do you think they can enhance, Enhance, enhance from a security camera?
 
2022-05-18 11:49:36 AM  
Police said the incident was captured on video surveillance, but "for the good of all of you, we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault."

so, check on fansonly,com...  (  !  )
 
2022-05-18 11:49:45 AM  
Were those wigs merkins?
 
2022-05-18 11:50:52 AM  
I'd like to think the eight wigs were stacked one on top of the other, and the bm exited with such force that it ripped a hole through all of them.
 
2022-05-18 11:51:04 AM  

LawPD: "The defecation was significant enough that 8 wigs were destroyed as a result"

Sounds like explosive diarrhea.


That sounds like something you might not live through.
 
2022-05-18 11:54:35 AM  

chitownmike: Fear the Clam: [Fark user image image 850x478]
Please let that be a work ID badge.

Why? Do you think they can enhance, Enhance, enhance from a security camera?


No, it's because I think she might hit it off with this guy:
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2022-05-18 12:01:02 PM  

hobnail: Hmmm.

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Everyone has a calling in life.
 
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