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(The Detroit_News)   Alcoholic former stripper and Rudy Giuliani fart aficionado disqualified from running for office in Michigan   (detroitnews.com) divider line
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2022-05-18 12:35:06 PM  
But enough about Marjorie Taylor Greene...

//<audible cringe at the 'stripper' part>
 
2022-05-18 1:07:30 PM  
Bring back Al!

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2022-05-18 3:37:40 PM  
Is "stripper" like "alcoholic" and "Marine" as in there's no such thing as a former one?
 
2022-05-18 3:37:42 PM  
Apparently, the easiest way to get rich in this country is to become a dishonest politician.

Hence, the long lines at the sign-up table in some areas.
 
2022-05-18 3:38:43 PM  
Didn't Rudy toot on Jenna Ellis?
 
2022-05-18 3:39:54 PM  
I need a shower after reading that headline. Perhaps two. And an antibiotic.
 
2022-05-18 3:42:41 PM  
Her Sarah Palin window is fast closing.  She won't be around for a 2024 run.
 
2022-05-18 3:43:26 PM  
"Alcoholic former stripper and Rudy Giuliani fart aficionado"

If anyone could say this about you and have it be even remotely accurate, good lord, just find a time machine and go back to your birth and start all over again. There's no redemption.
 
2022-05-18 3:43:33 PM  
She looks like she heels it down the drain.
 
2022-05-18 3:44:10 PM  
Years from now people around the world will look back upon a drunk soccer mom testifying about non existent voter fraud and say "How was that not the end of the Republican Party?"
 
2022-05-18 3:45:09 PM  
How do candidates running for reelection not know how to fill out the paperwork correctly?

These people want to make laws and run the country.
 
2022-05-18 3:45:18 PM  

Fern Crest: Apparently, the easiest way to get rich in this country is to become a dishonest politician.

Hence, the long lines at the sign-up table in some areas.


Yep, spout whatever bullshiat you want using the current Fox News Entertainment / RT talking points, be sure to virtue signal with a cross necklace and/or flag pin, and you too can have a 6 figure salary!

No actual work required either, you don't have to worry about writing legislation, solving any problems, definitely no worries at all that your party has zero platform to speak of.
 
2022-05-18 3:46:36 PM  
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I see she's a graduate of the Kyrsten Sinema school of fashion design.
 
2022-05-18 3:48:16 PM  
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She looks like she wants to be Kennedy
The MTV VJ not the guy who is going to arrest Biden any day now
 
2022-05-18 3:51:18 PM  
"Disqualified? But I totally crushed the two-drink minimum before breakfast!"
 
2022-05-18 3:53:56 PM  
Hey now, let's not start shaming alcoholic strippers. They provide an important service.
 
2022-05-18 3:54:15 PM  
Alcoholic former stripper? What's their Fark handle?
 
2022-05-18 3:55:08 PM  

spongeboob: [gannett-cdn.com image 850x489]
She looks like she wants to be Kennedy
The MTV VJ not the guy who is going to arrest Biden any day now


I figured she was channeling Victoria Jackson.
 
2022-05-18 3:55:44 PM  

spongeboob: [gannett-cdn.com image 850x489]
She looks like she wants to be Kennedy
The MTV VJ not the guy who is going to arrest Biden any day now


Only people above the age of 40 will get this reference.

Which should do great on this website.
 
2022-05-18 3:56:15 PM  

fiddlehead: spongeboob: [gannett-cdn.com image 850x489]
She looks like she wants to be Kennedy
The MTV VJ not the guy who is going to arrest Biden any day now

I figured she was channeling Victoria Jackson.


Victoria Jackson was never that modest.
 
2022-05-18 3:57:29 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Didn't Rudy toot on Jenna Ellis?


I'm not sure but Josh Sneed farted on Jessica Simpson.
 
2022-05-18 3:57:33 PM  

fiddlehead: spongeboob: [gannett-cdn.com image 850x489]
She looks like she wants to be Kennedy
The MTV VJ not the guy who is going to arrest Biden any day now

I figured she was channeling Victoria Jackson.


What ever happened to her?
She hated Obama but then didn't love Trump?
 
2022-05-18 3:59:28 PM  

spongeboob: fiddlehead: spongeboob: [gannett-cdn.com image 850x489]
She looks like she wants to be Kennedy
The MTV VJ not the guy who is going to arrest Biden any day now

I figured she was channeling Victoria Jackson.

What ever happened to her?
She hated Obama but then didn't love Trump?


Uh no, she went all in on the post 2016 bigotry is popular now craze.
 
2022-05-18 4:03:52 PM  

Great_Milenko: [gannett-cdn.com image 660x380]

I see she's a graduate of the Kyrsten Sinema school of fashion design.


Honestly, she looks like a contestant in a drag show.  Maybe 3rd runner up.
 
2022-05-18 4:05:10 PM  

spongeboob: fiddlehead: spongeboob: [gannett-cdn.com image 850x489]
She looks like she wants to be Kennedy
The MTV VJ not the guy who is going to arrest Biden any day now

I figured she was channeling Victoria Jackson.

What ever happened to her?
She hated Obama but then didn't love Trump?


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2022-05-18 4:08:29 PM  
misanthropicsob:

Only people above the age of 40 will get this reference.

get off my lawn
 
2022-05-18 4:11:35 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Didn't Rudy toot on Jenna Ellis?


Yes and a few days later she tested positive for Covid.

AND the picture the article used is from the day Rudy crop dusted everyone in the room.
 
2022-05-18 4:12:42 PM  
oops no it isn't.  I thought that was the same day but she was wearing a blue dress the day he farted on her.
 
2022-05-18 4:12:48 PM  
Good god that rack though!
 
2022-05-18 4:14:37 PM  
She got big ol titties.

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2022-05-18 4:19:09 PM  

skybird659: Bring back Al!

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Thats Minnesota.
 
2022-05-18 4:20:12 PM  

Flappyhead: Years from now people around the world will look back upon a drunk soccer mom testifying about non existent voter fraud and say "How was that not the end of the Republican Party?"


Whose to say it wasn't?
 
2022-05-18 4:21:17 PM  
"Carone was planning to challenge Sen. Mike MacDonald, R-Macomb Township, in the 11th District."

What a fool believes.
 
2022-05-18 4:26:24 PM  

maniacbastard: She got big ol titties.

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I suspect you'd be disappointed by their silicone content.
 
2022-05-18 4:33:59 PM  
Former stripper, eh? Lemme take a look:


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Oh hell naw. She CLEARLY was the stupidest stripper in the club who would believe anything anyone told her. CLEARLY.

You don't get to be that blonde, with those tits, and that look on her face, and God gifted you brains. Life doesn't work that way.

Don't listen to a word she says!
 
2022-05-18 4:34:37 PM  

Ragin' Asian: Is "stripper" like "alcoholic" and "Marine" as in there's no such thing as a former one?


I really hope there ARE former strippers...
In Michigan, strippers just get retired to a special place called "Keeder's" in Jackson.
 
2022-05-18 4:38:08 PM  
I'd do her
 
2022-05-18 4:38:25 PM  

animal color: I need a shower after reading that headline. Perhaps two. And an antibiotic.


I have two NBC suits and you could've borrowed one, but I'm wearing them both.
 
2022-05-18 4:41:22 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Former stripper, eh? Lemme take a look:


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Oh hell naw. She CLEARLY was the stupidest stripper in the club who would believe anything anyone told her. CLEARLY.

You don't get to be that blonde, with those tits, and that look on her face, and God gifted you brains. Life doesn't work that way.

Don't listen to a word she says!


Oh what, you're too good for crazy hot messes? Maybe we can ignore what she says and instead.. inspect her fully body of work.
 
2022-05-18 4:41:57 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Former stripper, eh? Lemme take a look:


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Oh hell naw. She CLEARLY was the stupidest stripper in the club who would believe anything anyone told her. CLEARLY.

You don't get to be that blonde, with those tits, and that look on her face, and God gifted you brains. Life doesn't work that way.

Don't listen to a word she says!


I mean, the hair is clearly bleached, and implants are a thing. Neither of those are from God. And the brain part is self-evident...

Man, God really screwed that woman
 
2022-05-18 4:45:19 PM  

NateAsbestos: Wine Sipping Elitist: Former stripper, eh? Lemme take a look:


[Fark user image image 425x559]

[Fark user image image 425x702]


Oh hell naw. She CLEARLY was the stupidest stripper in the club who would believe anything anyone told her. CLEARLY.

You don't get to be that blonde, with those tits, and that look on her face, and God gifted you brains. Life doesn't work that way.

Don't listen to a word she says!

I mean, the hair is clearly bleached, and implants are a thing. Neither of those are from God. And the brain part is self-evident...

Man, God really screwed that woman


It's like we've gotten to the point where we can fix anything about us except for the important stuff.

Small tits? No problem!
Dick doesn't work? No problem!
Brain functions like a low-watt bulb? Have you considered stripping as a career?
 
2022-05-18 4:47:33 PM  

FnkyTwn: Wine Sipping Elitist: Former stripper, eh? Lemme take a look:


[Fark user image 425x559]

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Oh hell naw. She CLEARLY was the stupidest stripper in the club who would believe anything anyone told her. CLEARLY.

You don't get to be that blonde, with those tits, and that look on her face, and God gifted you brains. Life doesn't work that way.

Don't listen to a word she says!

Oh what, you're too good for crazy hot messes? Maybe we can ignore what she says and instead.. inspect her fully body of work.


Lol I'll buy that for a dollar
 
2022-05-18 4:50:19 PM  

Wine Sipping Elitist: Oh hell naw. She CLEARLY was the stupidest stripper in the club who would believe anything anyone told her. CLEARLY.

You don't get to be that blonde, with those tits, and that look on her face, and God gifted you brains. Life doesn't work that way.


this is vaguely not cool, but I don't know any of the context, and I can't be bothered to get into it sufficiently to make a final judgement.

So instead... it reminded of a line from a hilarious tv show on here called Derry Girls.  gorgeous plumber turns up, chiselled abs etc, turns out also to quote Moliere...

'If you're that hot, you should at least have the common decency to be a bit thick!'
 
2022-05-18 4:52:59 PM  
"...Giuliani fart aficionado"

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2022-05-18 4:55:53 PM  
I thought it was that Jenna something he farted on.
 
2022-05-18 5:04:53 PM  

Flappyhead: Years from now people around the world will look back upon a drunk soccer mom testifying about non existent voter fraud and say "How was that not the end of the Republican Party?"


It's going to be like us looking back at the McMartin Preschool parents (the "Satanic Panic") or the parents of the PMRC testifying about bad words and backwards lyrics in rock music:  a mixture of "how can people back then have been that dumb?" and then looking around at what is going on currently and thinking "oh..."
 
2022-05-18 5:09:52 PM  

MurphyMurphy: She looks like she heels it down the drain.


With clear heels.


Flowery Twats: maniacbastard: She got big ol titties.

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I suspect you'd be disappointed by their silicone content.


That and they're two lefties. Kid Rock's roadie could only afford so much.
 
2022-05-18 5:13:15 PM  

DoctorCal: I thought it was that Jenna something he farted on.


Rudy has trouble remembering all the people he paid to fart on.
Might be the breakfast scotch.
 
2022-05-18 5:23:27 PM  

NateAsbestos: Wine Sipping Elitist: Former stripper, eh? Lemme take a look:


[Fark user image image 425x559]

[Fark user image image 425x702]


Oh hell naw. She CLEARLY was the stupidest stripper in the club who would believe anything anyone told her. CLEARLY.

You don't get to be that blonde, with those tits, and that look on her face, and God gifted you brains. Life doesn't work that way.

Don't listen to a word she says!

I mean, the hair is clearly bleached, and implants are a thing. Neither of those are from God. And the brain part is self-evident...

Man, God really screwed that woman


E's NOT the Messiah! E's a very naughty boy!
 
2022-05-18 5:25:28 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Didn't Rudy toot on Jenna Ellis?

DoctorCal: I thought it was that Jenna something he farted on.


He farts on every woman he meets.  It's how he marks his harem.  That's why Trump didn't take him to Helsinki - Rudy would have caused a international incident farting all over dozens of beautiful Finnish women.  But Trump didn't want anybody stealing his spotlight while he groveled for Putin, so... sorry Rudy.
 
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