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2022-05-18 12:29:22 PM  
If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.
 
2022-05-18 12:37:45 PM  

Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.


Why do you care so much?  Why not just have a live and let live attitude and enjoy your own life?
 
2022-05-18 12:40:40 PM  
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2022-05-18 12:43:26 PM  

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Good.
 
2022-05-18 12:58:25 PM  

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Is that real?
If so, it's hilarious, and sad.
 
2022-05-18 1:00:55 PM  

scottydoesntknow: [Fark user image 425x543]


A dildo stole my apes, Odo.

"Language, Quark.  I know you're upset, but--"

No no, you're not hearing me.
 
2022-05-18 1:05:21 PM  

Bslim: scottydoesntknow: [Fark user image image 425x543]

Is that real?
If so, it's hilarious, and sad.


The tweet is 100% real. You can still find it on Twitter. Whether this person actually got financially farked by a dildo or not, I'm not sure.
 
2022-05-18 1:12:07 PM  
Still waiting for a holodeck.
Or at least a gadget like in the movie Brainstorm

You'll never see me again
Or if so, twitching like the exec in Brainstorm
 
2022-05-18 1:26:18 PM  
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2022-05-18 1:31:28 PM  

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They know about deep penetration :P.

Also, home technology has been driven by porn for years. There's a reason the CES show is right next time the AVN awards in Vegas.
 
2022-05-18 1:33:22 PM  
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2022-05-18 1:34:21 PM  
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/pun intended
 
2022-05-18 1:47:44 PM  
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2022-05-18 1:54:14 PM  

Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.


Give me a customisable virtual partner for a realistic-feeling VR experience and I'm pretty sure the partner I eventually come up with won't qualify as even as human as an anime girl.  Maybe superficially, but perhaps not even then.
 
2022-05-18 2:00:43 PM  

Unsung_Hero: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Give me a customisable virtual partner for a realistic-feeling VR experience and I'm pretty sure the partner I eventually come up with won't qualify as even as human as an anime girl.  Maybe superficially, but perhaps not even then.


Username checks out?
 
2022-05-18 2:11:58 PM  

MrSplifferton: Unsung_Hero: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Give me a customisable virtual partner for a realistic-feeling VR experience and I'm pretty sure the partner I eventually come up with won't qualify as even as human as an anime girl.  Maybe superficially, but perhaps not even then.

Username checks out?


Tell me you are designing a sex partner and you're not adding extra tongues and fingers and such in interesting places.

And vaginas?  Why just one?  That's downright boring.  I say, hide another between the breasts.

Then there is the clitoris; she'd need at least a couple of dozen of those so no matter how inept I might be, she's going to enjoy the proceedings and remain enthusiastic.
 
2022-05-18 2:21:29 PM  

Unsung_Hero: MrSplifferton: Unsung_Hero: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Give me a customisable virtual partner for a realistic-feeling VR experience and I'm pretty sure the partner I eventually come up with won't qualify as even as human as an anime girl.  Maybe superficially, but perhaps not even then.

Username checks out?

Tell me you are designing a sex partner and you're not adding extra tongues and fingers and such in interesting places.

And vaginas?  Why just one?  That's downright boring.  I say, hide another between the breasts.

Then there is the clitoris; she'd need at least a couple of dozen of those so no matter how inept I might be, she's going to enjoy the proceedings and remain enthusiastic.


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2022-05-18 2:23:39 PM  

rogue49: Still waiting for a holodeck.
Or at least a gadget like in the movie Brainstorm

You'll never see me again
Or if so, twitching like the exec in Brainstorm


Neither of those will happen in your lifetime, but actual VR exists today, and it's not all freaks posing as anime girls.
 
2022-05-18 2:54:54 PM  

Unsung_Hero: MrSplifferton: Unsung_Hero: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Give me a customisable virtual partner for a realistic-feeling VR experience and I'm pretty sure the partner I eventually come up with won't qualify as even as human as an anime girl.  Maybe superficially, but perhaps not even then.

Username checks out?

Tell me you are designing a sex partner and you're not adding extra tongues and fingers and such in interesting places.

And vaginas?  Why just one?  That's downright boring.  I say, hide another between the breasts.

Then there is the clitoris; she'd need at least a couple of dozen of those so no matter how inept I might be, she's going to enjoy the proceedings and remain enthusiastic.


So... your ideal partner is an Elder God?

Not knocking it. Just interesting.
 
2022-05-18 3:30:48 PM  

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2022-05-18 3:44:16 PM  
Subby thinks the fandom tab has fans? Like, fans...of the tab?

/so meta.
 
2022-05-18 3:49:34 PM  

MrSplifferton: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Why do you care so much?  Why not just have a live and let live attitude and enjoy your own life?


Because thoughts have a way of becoming actions. There's a reason pedo porn isn't just illegal to make and distribute, but also to posess.
Note that the conversation wasn't about anime women, but anime girls.
 
2022-05-18 4:31:10 PM  

Toxophil: MrSplifferton: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Why do you care so much?  Why not just have a live and let live attitude and enjoy your own life?

Because thoughts have a way of becoming actions. There's a reason pedo porn isn't just illegal to make and distribute, but also to posess.
Note that the conversation wasn't about anime women, but anime girls.


That's an uncomfortable discussion because nobody wants to hear that pedophiles are less likely to offend if they're getting their sexual release with porn.

I don't see it as any different from video games - sure, they can be used to work yourself up to and train for acts of violence, but the bulk of the time they're used as a relief valve instead.

Anyway, if I were a policymaker deciding whether to ban child porn or let pedophiles access it (without involving real children in the production), I would try and find some statistical evidence to indicate where the net benefit lies rather than go with a gut reaction.

The end goal isn't to make me feel good, it's to have fewer kids getting sexually abused.
 
2022-05-18 4:43:53 PM  
Farkton of buzzwords all over the article.

Notice how these articles are full of 10-dollar marketing noise but at some point during this whole process you got to get rid of a bunch of ...precious bodily fluids and these folks all gloss over that bit.
 
2022-05-18 5:08:11 PM  
So you're saying I can fark it?
 
2022-05-18 5:29:06 PM  

Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.


Yeah, because when you're cranking it to images of an idealized sexual fantasy that you would have no chance of having a relationship with, it had better be an image of a real live person.
 
2022-05-18 5:34:58 PM  
If there is any situation in which the phrase "Touch some grass" actually applies, it's this one.
 
2022-05-18 5:38:01 PM  

Toxophil: MrSplifferton: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Why do you care so much?  Why not just have a live and let live attitude and enjoy your own life?

Because thoughts have a way of becoming actions. There's a reason pedo porn isn't just illegal to make and distribute, but also to posess.
Note that the conversation wasn't about anime women, but anime girls.


So virtual sex with anime women is okay?

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Just making sure we're on the same page here.
 
2022-05-18 5:46:45 PM  

Toxophil: MrSplifferton: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Why do you care so much?  Why not just have a live and let live attitude and enjoy your own life?

Because thoughts have a way of becoming actions. There's a reason pedo porn isn't just illegal to make and distribute, but also to posess.
Note that the conversation wasn't about anime women, but anime girls.


Oh, so you are like Captain save a hoe for anime girls?  You seem super concerned about pedophilia, do you actually donate money/time to charities that support victims of pedophilia or do you just come to Fark to pontificate about it?

Just want to be clear on how committed to this pedo porn crusade that you seem to be devoting your life to.
 
2022-05-18 5:51:54 PM  

JesusIsNowBlind: Farkton of buzzwords all over the article.

Notice how these articles are full of 10-dollar marketing noise but at some point during this whole process you got to get rid of a bunch of ...precious bodily fluids and these folks all gloss over that bit.


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2022-05-18 6:00:32 PM  
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2022-05-18 7:31:26 PM  
So I'm in my DS9 rewatch and ended up googling Leeta, played by Chase Masterson.

Her beauty is so extreme my IQ drops 30 points every time I see her on screen. And when she smiles, she takes my brain to another dimension. (I pay close attention.)
 
2022-05-18 7:42:58 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Toxophil: MrSplifferton: Malenfant: If your "virtual sex" involves anime girls rather than human women, it's time to get some help, Dr. Kreiger.

Why do you care so much?  Why not just have a live and let live attitude and enjoy your own life?

Because thoughts have a way of becoming actions. There's a reason pedo porn isn't just illegal to make and distribute, but also to posess.
Note that the conversation wasn't about anime women, but anime girls.

So virtual sex with anime women is okay?

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Just making sure we're on the same page here.


What about anime 1000-year-old demons?

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