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    More: Silly, American football, Quarterback, name team, Southern Association of Colleges and Schools, Tyler Junior College, American football positions, college football, sophomore quarterback transfer General Booty  
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2022-05-18 12:30:10 AM  
*BLAM*!!!
 
2022-05-18 1:48:06 AM  
Who drafted John Smallberries?
 
2022-05-18 7:55:24 AM  
Well?

How is his booty?  Assuming the pic is the General, he seems cute.  I know he's making my privates salute.
 
2022-05-18 7:55:36 AM  
huh

I rhymed.
 
2022-05-18 7:58:37 AM  
General Booty passes to Major Taint. Major Taint is running. Oh no, Taint's been bumped by Private Choade,...and Corporal Smegma has taken down Major Taint.  General Booty isn't happy with that play.
 
2022-05-18 8:14:35 AM  
Too bad he isn't a tight end.
 
2022-05-18 8:51:49 AM  
"He has a girlfriend, you know..."

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2022-05-18 8:52:46 AM  

xanadian: Well?

How is his booty?  Assuming the pic is the General, he seems cute.  I know he's making my privates salute.


came (huh huh) here to ask this. he should get a NIL contract for his specific booty.
 
2022-05-18 8:57:47 AM  
What, did Major Applewhite's daughter have a kid with John David Booty?
 
2022-05-18 9:21:31 AM  

virulent_loser: xanadian: Well?

How is his booty?  Assuming the pic is the General, he seems cute.  I know he's making my privates salute.

came (huh huh) here to ask this. he should get a NIL contract for his specific booty.


Yup.

That pic is really him.

I'll be in my bunk.
 
2022-05-18 9:48:26 AM  

xanadian: virulent_loser: xanadian: Well?

How is his booty?  Assuming the pic is the General, he seems cute.  I know he's making my privates salute.

came (huh huh) here to ask this. he should get a NIL contract for his specific booty.

Yup.

That pic is really him.

I'll be in my bunk.


well, I meant how is his booty. but either way.
 
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