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3080 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 18 May 2022 at 6:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-17 11:00:28 PM  
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2022-05-17 11:26:28 PM  
This years sequels suck, they're way too rushed.
 
2022-05-18 6:53:02 AM  
Stop licking every doorknob you see.

/I like Kimell, but you would almost have to TRY to get COVID twice in two weeks.
 
2022-05-18 7:27:44 AM  
But, I was told COVID was over and it was time to go back to work!
 
2022-05-18 7:29:42 AM  

Mister Buttons: Stop licking every doorknob you see.

/I like Kimell, but you would almost have to TRY to get COVID twice in two weeks.


More likely he never got rid of it.
 
2022-05-18 7:34:46 AM  

EyeballKid: But, I was told COVID was over and it was time to go back to work!


Nobody said COVID is over.  COVID will never be over.
A vaccine is available and just about everyone that can get the vaccine has had the opportunity to get it.
The only shame is that the government won't use flamethrowers on antivaxxers.
 
2022-05-18 7:57:19 AM  

Mister Buttons: Stop licking every doorknob you see.


Man, that is really condescending. Of course he's not doing that.

Everyone knows you only lick the really shiny ones. Those have the most flavor.
 
2022-05-18 8:15:58 AM  
Poor guy, hope he gets well. I'm not a fan of his show, but Samberg and Mulaney caught my interest...
 
2022-05-18 8:48:35 AM  

EdgeRunner: Mister Buttons: Stop licking every doorknob you see.

Man, that is really condescending. Of course he's not doing that.

Everyone knows you only lick the really shiny ones. Those have the most flavor.


Shoot, I only lick vintage ones on doors that still require a skeleton key.
 
2022-05-18 9:06:25 AM  
Wait, didn't he just have it?
 
2022-05-18 9:07:17 AM  

lindalouwho: EdgeRunner: Mister Buttons: Stop licking every doorknob you see.

Man, that is really condescending. Of course he's not doing that.

Everyone knows you only lick the really shiny ones. Those have the most flavor.

Shoot, I only lick vintage ones on doors that still require a skeleton key.


That's where it's at.  Locally sourced, artisanal doorknobs for me, man.  And they better be gluten-free.
 
2022-05-18 9:37:15 AM  
Ugh, why couldn't have been Fallon.
 
2022-05-18 10:39:33 AM  

blodyholy: Ugh, why couldn't have been Fallon.


With the shortness of breath covid causes, and Fallon's trait to laugh hysterically at anything he himself does, I truly think covid would kill that tiny man.
 
2022-05-18 11:47:28 AM  

Angry Buddha: lindalouwho: EdgeRunner: Mister Buttons: Stop licking every doorknob you see.

Man, that is really condescending. Of course he's not doing that.

Everyone knows you only lick the really shiny ones. Those have the most flavor.

Shoot, I only lick vintage ones on doors that still require a skeleton key.

That's where it's at.  Locally sourced, artisanal doorknobs for me, man.  And they better be gluten-free.


Oh great, now it's a knob snob thread. Nobody wants to hear an hour long lecture about how everything's worthless except your local microknobbery's hand-polished and artistically presented protrusions. Sometimes you just want to kick back and wrap your mouth around an unpretentious working man's knob, and plenty of the ordinary ones are just as good as any of your hipster ones.
 
2022-05-18 11:54:32 AM  

EyeballKid: But, I was told COVID was over and it was time to go back to work!


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2022-05-18 12:50:07 PM  
Are we sure he's not melting down because of the crypto crash?
 
2022-05-18 12:56:30 PM  

Hell Poodle: Are we sure he's not melting down because of the crypto crash?


My bad, I'm rustling my Jimmy's.
 
2022-05-18 12:59:14 PM  

Maynotlast: EyeballKid: But, I was told COVID was over and it was time to go back to work!

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Oh, look, another toxic Biden Bro who wants nothing more than a right-leaning president who reminds him of his kind grandfather.
 
2022-05-18 1:45:52 PM  

Mister Buttons: Stop licking every doorknob you see.

/I like Kimell, but you would almost have to TRY to get COVID twice in two weeks.


I had covid. Cleared it, tested negative several times. A week later was showing light positive test again. 

I figure I never completely kicked it and it was trying to make a comeback.
 
2022-05-18 1:48:07 PM  

EdgeRunner: Angry Buddha: lindalouwho: EdgeRunner: Mister Buttons: Stop licking every doorknob you see.

Man, that is really condescending. Of course he's not doing that.

Everyone knows you only lick the really shiny ones. Those have the most flavor.

Shoot, I only lick vintage ones on doors that still require a skeleton key.

That's where it's at.  Locally sourced, artisanal doorknobs for me, man.  And they better be gluten-free.

Oh great, now it's a knob snob thread. Nobody wants to hear an hour long lecture about how everything's worthless except your local microknobbery's hand-polished and artistically presented protrusions. Sometimes you just want to kick back and wrap your mouth around an unpretentious working man's knob, and plenty of the ordinary ones are just as good as any of your hipster ones.


For me, it's about supporting local knobbers for me. I'm very much pro small knob business since I, too, am a small knob household.
 
2022-05-18 5:36:25 PM  
"Now we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person," A vaccinated person gets exposed to the virus, the virus does not infect them, the virus cannot then use that person to go anywhere else," she added with a shrug. "It cannot use a vaccinated person as a host to go get more people." Rachel Maddow
 
2022-05-18 5:53:04 PM  
Jimmy Kimmel might be the worst thing to happen to late night television if it weren't for James Corden.

In fact, he should send flowers to Corden's house.
 
2022-05-18 6:40:29 PM  

DogNamedBox: "Now we know that the vaccines work well enough that the virus stops with every vaccinated person," A vaccinated person gets exposed to the virus, the virus does not infect them, the virus cannot then use that person to go anywhere else," she added with a shrug. "It cannot use a vaccinated person as a host to go get more people." Rachel Maddow


Just another example of why you shouldn't rely on pundits from any network for medical advice. It's not their field of expertise.
 
2022-05-18 9:03:48 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Jimmy Kimmel might be the worst thing to happen to late night television if it weren't for James Corden.

In fact, he should send flowers to Corden's house.


Eh, Fallon is the second worst James in late night.

Kimmel is fine in my book.
 
2022-05-18 11:17:33 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Jimmy Kimmel might be the worst thing to happen to late night television if it weren't for James Corden.

In fact, he should send flowers to Corden's house.


to be fair, Jimmy Fallon is right up there with no talent ass clown night time entertainment.
 
2022-05-18 11:31:11 PM  

EdgeRunner: Oh great, now it's a knob snob thread. Nobody wants to hear an hour long lecture about how everything's worthless except your local microknobbery's hand-polished and artistically presented protrusions. Sometimes you just want to kick back and wrap your mouth around an unpretentious working man's knob, and plenty of the ordinary ones are just as good as any of your hipster ones.


Brass (or more likely the copper in brass) kills pathogens and is an effective antimicrobial. We specify brass door hardware when we design hospitals (and other healthcare facilities if there's a budget for it).

I guess this makes me a nerd more than a snob... Here's an article from a decade ago, with a now-timely argument:

www.businessinsider.com/brass-fixtures-halt-spread-of-superbugs-2012-12%3famp
 
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