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(Salon)   MAGA steaks shilled by Kim Guilfoyle are barely meat   (salon.com) divider line
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2022-05-17 10:30:51 PM  
          
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2022-05-17 10:41:08 PM  
The Better Business Bureau is a private company that does f*ck all and if a business pays them they will do everything they can to side with the business. It's like a pre-internet Yelp.

That said, if complaints are piling up at BBB that's pretty bad.
 
2022-05-18 2:35:55 AM  
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2022-05-18 3:10:36 AM  

Mojongo: [Fark user image 850x567]


I still have to wonder did anyone ever tell her about the rita repulsa thing, and if so, when.
 
2022-05-18 4:02:52 AM  

tintar: Mojongo: [Fark user image 850x567]

I still have to wonder did anyone ever tell her about the rita repulsa thing, and if so, when.


                                                   She's still perfecting it.

       
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2022-05-18 4:22:48 AM  
If they're using politics to sell a product it's because they can't sell it on the basis of price or quality.
 
2022-05-18 4:39:44 AM  
Kimberly Guilfoyle- dancing
Youtube YKUdEww7WlE
 
2022-05-18 4:59:12 AM  
If someone told the the story of the Emperor's New Clothes.. and got them to fully understand it!.. they'd try to sell special MAGA gear that only the true faithful could see.. and their victims would never admit to receiving empty boxes.
 
2022-05-18 5:03:18 AM  
"I'm here with these beautiful steaks from goodranchers.com," she says. "And this is the way you show your family you love them - by buying this meat that is born and raised here in the United States."

Just in case you wanted advice on how to love your family from a skin-suit-wearing cacodemon.
 
2022-05-18 5:03:43 AM  
Kim Guilfoyle are barely meat.

Agreed.
 
2022-05-18 5:04:39 AM  
I'm still surprised she didn't dump Half Scoop as soon as the November 2020 election was over.
 
2022-05-18 5:04:41 AM  
From the "Our Story" section of their website:

It has been quite the journey since we felt the strain of not knowing where our meat comes from in 2017.

That's a really weird sentence.
 
2022-05-18 5:07:05 AM  
Not specific to this topic, but applies in the general sense... I think we've proven devolution a la HG Wells's morlocks is real and surprisingly quick. Everyone gaze into my crystall ball and see humanity's terrifying future only 2-3 generations away!

/it gets worse is what I'm saying
 
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2022-05-18 5:13:32 AM  
Over $30/lb for bone in steaks when you're buying a pack costing $1300????

Jesus magats are gullible fools.
 
2022-05-18 5:14:10 AM  
If you are so lame you cannot even maintain the lightweight BBB accreditation, you REALLY need to rethink your choices in life.
 
2022-05-18 5:14:42 AM  
This sounds familiar... Oh, right.
Conservatives can't sell steaks to a meat-addicted America, and when they do make a sale, the steaks suck if they even arrive at all.
And Conservatives pretend they're economic geniuses, even though they generaly ignore the basic practices of business management and NEVER understand the how money works.
It's pathetic watching conservitive losers fail over and over.
Entertaining, but pathetic.
 
2022-05-18 5:17:19 AM  

ModernLuddite: From the "Our Story" section of their website:

It has been quite the journey since we felt the strain of not knowing where our meat comes from in 2017.

That's a really weird sentence.


In their defense, it's really hard to see any of the millions of cattle ranches in this country if your head is so far up your ass you can tongue your vocal cords.
 
2022-05-18 5:17:25 AM  

Alphax: I'm still surprised she didn't dump Half Scoop as soon as the November 2020 election was over.


Wow, I'd love to know more about your theory. She's attached to Donald Trump as long as she's shagging Half Scoop, plus he's supplying her blow, what's to dump?

I'm amazed it hasn't gone the other way, Half Scoop dumping her. TFG apparently dislikes her, she's just milking the relationship for her own gain (as per TFA and many others like it), Half Scoop could be banging any number of random hookers and groupies (particularly those partial to a bump of coke), why's he sticking with her? My guess is she's paying him some of this steak money.
 
2022-05-18 5:17:54 AM  
stripped of Better Business Bureau accreditation.

That's impressive.  And not in a good sense.  Wow.
 
2022-05-18 5:20:13 AM  

ModernLuddite: From the "Our Story" section of their website:

It has been quite the journey since we felt the strain of not knowing where our meat comes from in 2017.

That's a really weird sentence.


Conservatives will never assimilate into American culture as long as they refuse to learn English.
 
2022-05-18 5:23:10 AM  

Aussie_As: Alphax: I'm still surprised she didn't dump Half Scoop as soon as the November 2020 election was over.

Wow, I'd love to know more about your theory. She's attached to Donald Trump as long as she's shagging Half Scoop, plus he's supplying her blow, what's to dump?

I'm amazed it hasn't gone the other way, Half Scoop dumping her. TFG apparently dislikes her, she's just milking the relationship for her own gain (as per TFA and many others like it), Half Scoop could be banging any number of random hookers and groupies (particularly those partial to a bump of coke), why's he sticking with her? My guess is she's paying him some of this steak money.


Or.... its True Love
 
2022-05-18 5:25:24 AM  

ModernLuddite: From the "Our Story" section of their website:

It has been quite the journey since we felt the strain of not knowing where our meat comes from in 2017.

That's a really weird sentence.


I'm imagining the meeting in the marketing department...

"Well obviously our meat comes from cows .... doesn't it?"

"Shut the fark up, the Better Business Bureau already told us they're going to dump us if we go around telling people that! Nah man, just better to put this whole thing down to admitting we don't know, we can use that as a selling point."
 
2022-05-18 5:31:32 AM  

ModernLuddite: From the "Our Story" section of their website:

It has been quite the journey since we felt the strain of not knowing where our meat comes from in 2017.

That's a really weird sentence.


Not if it's a dialogue line from a Food of the Gods horror movie reboot.
 
2022-05-18 5:34:24 AM  
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2022-05-18 5:34:37 AM  
Does that family ever do anything above board?

They always partner with the lowest, shadiest, sleaziest, most corrupt and incompetent companies and people they can find, total shysters just like them.

Just once I'd like to see anything they do or support actually work as specified, or help people out, or do anything other than con rubes out of their money.
 
2022-05-18 5:36:13 AM  
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2022-05-18 5:37:52 AM  
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2022-05-18 5:37:59 AM  

Ishkur: Does that family ever do anything above board?

They always partner with the lowest, shadiest, sleaziest, most corrupt and incompetent companies and people they can find, total shysters just like them.

Just once I'd like to see anything they do or support actually work as specified, or help people out, or do anything other than con rubes out of their money.


Have you met business people?
In my opinion their like drug dealers. With one exception drug dealers know their scumbag fark heads
 
2022-05-18 5:39:21 AM  

A_Listless_Wanderer: And Conservatives pretend they're economic geniuses


They have but one plank: Deregulation, which of course is a codeword for "There needs to be less rules so we can get away with more fraud."
 
2022-05-18 5:39:36 AM  

WithinReason: Aussie_As: Alphax: I'm still surprised she didn't dump Half Scoop as soon as the November 2020 election was over.

Wow, I'd love to know more about your theory. She's attached to Donald Trump as long as she's shagging Half Scoop, plus he's supplying her blow, what's to dump?

I'm amazed it hasn't gone the other way, Half Scoop dumping her. TFG apparently dislikes her, she's just milking the relationship for her own gain (as per TFA and many others like it), Half Scoop could be banging any number of random hookers and groupies (particularly those partial to a bump of coke), why's he sticking with her? My guess is she's paying him some of this steak money.

Or.... its True Love


Ah, a bit like this?

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2022-05-18 5:51:28 AM  
You can walk into Costco and buy fresh butchered USDA prime cuts.    Why you would mail order beef is beyond me.
 
2022-05-18 5:54:00 AM  

Rent Party: You can walk into Costco and buy fresh butchered USDA prime cuts.    Why you would mail order beef is beyond me.


you get vaccuum-sealed steaks in dry ice and a free disposable styrofoam cooler

/4 🍻
 
2022-05-18 5:54:42 AM  
This is the Trump grift - for years they were little more than the PR face for shiat businesses.

They didn't care as long as they got paid and got a share of the profits, but they never had any skin in the game themselves so if the businesses tanked, they lost nothing.
 
2022-05-18 5:57:46 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: Rent Party: You can walk into Costco and buy fresh butchered USDA prime cuts.    Why you would mail order beef is beyond me.

you get vaccuum-sealed steaks in dry ice and a free disposable styrofoam cooler

/4 🍻


My MiL got us some of those mail order steaks as a Christmas present, and my god were they good.
 
2022-05-18 5:58:04 AM  

Ishkur: Does that family ever do anything above board?


If you had an above board business/product would you be willing to associate with the Trumps?
 
2022-05-18 6:00:44 AM  
Never been more happy to be a vegetarian. Disgusting all around.
 
2022-05-18 6:03:55 AM  
Don't forget Trump Steaks was one of the many grifts he ran, and it went out of business like the rest of his companies. Why would anyone who's not one of his cultists expect the second run of that business to be any different?
 
2022-05-18 6:11:33 AM  
Who the hell buys beef in bundles? The same people who buy buckets of potato soup?

Also three words that never go together: American wagyu burgers.
 
2022-05-18 6:15:59 AM  

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You those dancing horses?  This is giving me dancing horse vibes.
 
2022-05-18 6:19:47 AM  

Be polite walk on the right: Rent Party: You can walk into Costco and buy fresh butchered USDA prime cuts.    Why you would mail order beef is beyond me.

you get vaccuum-sealed steaks in dry ice and a free disposable styrofoam cooler

/4 🍻


I got it when Omaha Steaks had those Guinness Cheese Meatballs and I was like a hamster with that stuff.  Too bad those got discontinued because of the pandemic......first world problems and all that.
 
2022-05-18 6:20:08 AM  

msrbley: Jake Havechek: [YouTube video: Kimberly Guilfoyle- dancing]

You those dancing horses?  This is giving me dancing horse vibes.


More like "Goodbye Horses" vibes.
 
2022-05-18 6:20:42 AM  

Aussie_As: Alphax: I'm still surprised she didn't dump Half Scoop as soon as the November 2020 election was over.

Wow, I'd love to know more about your theory. She's attached to Donald Trump as long as she's shagging Half Scoop, plus he's supplying her blow, what's to dump?

I'm amazed it hasn't gone the other way, Half Scoop dumping her. TFG apparently dislikes her, she's just milking the relationship for her own gain (as per TFA and many others like it), Half Scoop could be banging any number of random hookers and groupies (particularly those partial to a bump of coke), why's he sticking with her? My guess is she's paying him some of this steak money.


she does butt stuff

Ask gavin
 
2022-05-18 6:23:06 AM  
20 steaks for $200? For filets?  YHGTBFKM.

YUCK.

I pay $30-$50 a steak at the butcher for REALLY good steak. Got two small steaks for $20 because they had been sitting for a day or two and they had to be sold.
 
2022-05-18 6:23:29 AM  

Jiggatron69: Be polite walk on the right: Rent Party: You can walk into Costco and buy fresh butchered USDA prime cuts.    Why you would mail order beef is beyond me.

you get vaccuum-sealed steaks in dry ice and a free disposable styrofoam cooler

/4 🍻

I got it when Omaha Steaks had those Guinness Cheese Meatballs and I was like a hamster with that stuff.  Too bad those got discontinued because of the pandemic......first world problems and all that.


Thats weird because my first job out of HS was packing meat into small boxes for Omaha Steaks then I got a job before collage at Adobo before deciding I was king of the food chain
 
2022-05-18 6:25:39 AM  
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2022-05-18 6:30:19 AM  

Alphax: If someone told the the story of the Emperor's New Clothes.. and got them to fully understand it!.. they'd try to sell special MAGA gear that only the true faithful could see.. and their victims would never admit to receiving empty boxes.


You would think someone would stand up and just say....

"Where's the Beef?"

And use it as a catchy slogan in a political ad, or debate, or something.
 
2022-05-18 6:30:22 AM  

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Terrify and poison your kids in one!
 
2022-05-18 6:33:45 AM  

batlock666: Who the hell buys beef in bundles? The same people who buy buckets of potato soup?

Also three words that never go together: American wagyu burgers.


A busy restaurant can easy go through in a week what would be a year's supply to a household. There's also schools, camps, and well... anyone serving food to a bunch of people at once. Additionally, because meat prices bounce around all over the place, I know a couple of people who would not be considered any kind of prepper or hoarder who wait for a good price, then drop 50 lbs of meat in a chest freeze in their basement. They save hundreds every year doing this, even accounting for the cost of running the extra freezer.
 
2022-05-18 6:35:03 AM  
Anything she's connected to cannot possibly be "meat" in the conventional sense.
 
2022-05-18 6:40:14 AM  
Just like the Soviet Union the Trump White House and now the MAGA celebrities will give contracts too or shill for people who say the right things and grease the right palms. Kleptocracy
 
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