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(Jezebel)   Madison Cawthorn will soon have more time for his cocaine orgies   (jezebel.com) divider line
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2022-05-17 9:50:28 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:00:06 PM  
Womp womp
 
2022-05-17 10:00:39 PM  
Good start. Now do Oz.
 
2022-05-17 10:00:50 PM  
Couldn't have happened to a nicer cousin-humper.
 
2022-05-17 10:01:27 PM  
Nice. The end of an error.
 
2022-05-17 10:01:47 PM  

ryebread: Couldn't have happened to a nicer cousin-humper.


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2022-05-17 10:01:50 PM  
I hope they make him hand-write a farewell letter.

/ embrace your anger, Maddie
// use it to fuel your desire to spill more secrets
 
2022-05-17 10:02:39 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:02:42 PM  
Guess we'll never find out what else he wanted to tell us about those coke orgies. Not sure if I'm bummed or relieved.
 
2022-05-17 10:02:53 PM  
Republicans will ignore admiring Hitler, groping classmates, sexually harassing staffers, and cocaine orgies.. but don't you dare get caught having gay sex with your male cousin.
 
2022-05-17 10:03:18 PM  

WrathX: Good start. Now do Oz.


Why? I only know 2 things about Dr Oz. 1, he's awful. 2, whoever else the Republicans have is likely worse.
 
2022-05-17 10:03:25 PM  
bai bai maddy caw caw
 
2022-05-17 10:03:44 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:03:46 PM  
Who's crying now Madison?

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2022-05-17 10:03:48 PM  

killershark: Guess we'll never find out what else he wanted to tell us about those coke orgies. Not sure if I'm bummed or relieved.


What makes you think this will stop him?
 
2022-05-17 10:04:16 PM  
Shocker.  He'll be squeezed out like a zit.  Can't have a moral conscience in dc.  His views are arguable but he called out amoral hedonism which is the bedrock of blackmail.
 
2022-05-17 10:04:35 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:05:16 PM  
I get to do it? Really? Sweet...

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2022-05-17 10:05:21 PM  

CoonAce: Shocker.  He'll be squeezed out like a zit.  Can't have a moral conscience in dc.  His views are arguable but he called out amoral hedonism which is the bedrock of blackmail.


No, he is just an a$$hole
 
2022-05-17 10:05:51 PM  

killershark: Guess we'll never find out what else he wanted to tell us about those coke orgies. Not sure if I'm bummed or relieved.


Now he's been burned he's free to REALLY unload and say what went on.

Or try and get a media gig in the RW nuttersphere.
 
2022-05-17 10:06:33 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:06:35 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:06:58 PM  

Zoom meeting in progress: Nice. The end of an error.


The start of a new error.
 
2022-05-17 10:07:08 PM  

peachpicker: I get to do it? Really? Sweet...

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It's finally come true!
Off the cliff with him, and pushed by his own party off the cliff to boot!
 
2022-05-17 10:08:12 PM  
I'm drunk on Schadenfreudonnay
 
2022-05-17 10:08:21 PM  
Heh.
 
2022-05-17 10:08:34 PM  

Walker: peachpicker: I get to do it? Really? Sweet...

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It's finally come true!
Off the cliff with him, and pushed by his own party off the cliff to boot!


Does that make us Mac?!
 
2022-05-17 10:09:20 PM  
Good. It's nice to see some good news.
 
2022-05-17 10:09:24 PM  

killershark: Guess we'll never find out what else he wanted to tell us about those coke orgies. Not sure if I'm bummed or relieved.


Oh, he'll probably have someone write a book about it.
 
2022-05-17 10:09:59 PM  
He could've had such a bright future!

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2022-05-17 10:10:21 PM  
I love to believe that this is sign of the Republican base starting to get tired of the incel caucus, but I don't think that's the case.
 
2022-05-17 10:10:28 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:10:42 PM  
I feel as bad for him as I feel bad for reality TV "stars" voted off mid season.... WTF am I saying... no... I don't care as much about him than the reality TV "stars" that left the villa.

For the record, I don't care about really TV people anymore than I care about old off-brand socks.
 
2022-05-17 10:11:10 PM  
I'm glad to see Cawthorn out of the picture, but I also half-expect that Edwards will turn out to be a full-on serial killer that bleaches the skin of his exclusively-black victims so they can be turned into KKK robes that he sells out of the back of his Dodge Ram at book-burnings. Which would make him a "successful businessman" and "community leader" in the eyes of North Carolina Republicans.
 
2022-05-17 10:11:27 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:11:29 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:11:30 PM  
Obviously a rigged election.
 
2022-05-17 10:11:50 PM  
So, the Party of Evil will be nominating a smarter, more presentable, non-cripple for the office.
Great news.
 
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2022-05-17 10:11:55 PM  
Now run as a spoiler an independent.
 
2022-05-17 10:12:11 PM  
LOL, Lincoln Project didn't waste any time

https://twitter.com/ProjectLincoln/status/1526741526549876736
 
2022-05-17 10:12:18 PM  
Chuck Edwards supposedly was overheard saying, "I can not wait to do a line off of McConnell's ass cheeks!"
 
2022-05-17 10:12:45 PM  
How long before CNN hires him?
 
2022-05-17 10:12:49 PM  
All the shiat the GOP pulls, all the degenerates they run, and the only two things that'll cause a fall from grace within the party are:

1. Admitting Biden won in 2020.
2. Talking about the cocaine orgies.
 
2022-05-17 10:12:55 PM  
Has he stormed the capitol yet?
 
2022-05-17 10:13:08 PM  

WrathX: Good start. Now do Oz.


MTG
 
2022-05-17 10:13:55 PM  
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2022-05-17 10:14:03 PM  

bloobeary: Has he stormed the capitol yet?


Too many stairs
 
2022-05-17 10:14:13 PM  

bloobeary: Has he stormed the capitol yet?


No, but the trees in his yard are nervous
 
2022-05-17 10:14:23 PM  
 Buh bye, dickhead.

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2022-05-17 10:14:30 PM  

Fart And Smunny: I love to believe that this is sign of the Republican base starting to get tired of the incel caucus, but I don't think that's the case.


The republican base just elected a QAnon nut to run for governor of Pennsylvania.
 
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