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2022-05-18 1:05:27 AM  
Personally, I'm hoping lobster rage fists become the new tiktok trend for the kids.

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2022-05-18 1:19:09 AM  
Pool Alligatoring
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2022-05-18 1:20:06 AM  
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2022-05-18 1:24:01 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Personally, I'm hoping lobster rage fists become the new tiktok trend for the kids.

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Too expensive, hard to hide, it's imitation crab meat mitts for the younguns
 
2022-05-18 1:24:58 AM  
PROGRESS!!!
 
2022-05-18 1:32:43 AM  
Honestly I think that gator has a better claim to that land.  Family been there millions of years versus a scant twelve thousand* for the hominids.

*Maybe more, probably not
 
2022-05-18 1:39:20 AM  
I, for one, advocate for more alligators in schools, This was a transspecial educator there for the sole purpose of Pythagorean geometry. They don't even teach that to kids anymore. This alligator was a misunderstood hero
 
2022-05-18 1:45:48 AM  
Put a stick through it and fry it up.

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2022-05-18 1:49:52 AM  
 
2022-05-18 1:51:32 AM  

My Sober Alt: Put a stick through it and fry it up.

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1) Yes!
2) Alligator is delicious.
3)  But it lives up to the "tastes like chicken" cliché.
4)  And it it definitely more expensive than chicken.
 
2022-05-18 1:55:27 AM  

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Great now i guess you expect us to smoke you a kipper.
 
2022-05-18 2:22:49 AM  
Shout Animal House
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2022-05-18 3:37:33 AM  

DigitalDirt: Pool Alligatoring
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2022-05-18 4:08:09 AM  
Fat shiat cop.

Cool gator tho.
 
2022-05-18 5:26:28 AM  
meh, Slidell?

prolly half the kids were like "4 footer? it's a baby!"

and then the other half of the high school kids were like "hey, it IS a baby gator! let's ride on it!"
 
2022-05-18 5:28:08 AM  
yup. kinda love it though. i'm REALLY floridafied.....

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2022-05-18 5:58:50 AM  
Hell, there's gators that go walkabout on the UL Lafayette campus on the reg.
They're tolerated, and eventually find their way back over the retaining wall around Cypress Lake, sometimes with a little encouragement from uni police.
When the gators reach about 5' in length, they're relocated to a more suitable environment.
 
2022-05-18 6:08:24 AM  

DigitalDirt: Pool Alligatoring
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2022-05-18 7:30:05 AM  

Rattrap007: AbuHashish: [external-content.duckduckgo.com image 500x383]

Great now i guess you expect us to smoke you a kipper.


What a guy.
 
2022-05-18 6:21:37 PM  
Today's highschoolers are slower, fatter and more tender than poodles.
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