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3572 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 May 2022 at 11:20 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-17 6:13:28 PM  
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2022-05-17 6:16:29 PM  
He should attend one of those republican cocaine fueled orgies ... you know, chill out a bit.
 
2022-05-17 6:26:32 PM  
Wait, I thought MAGAs loved gender reveal parties. Especially the blowing things up part of reveals.
 
2022-05-17 6:29:37 PM  
I thought BIden advisers would be frequent customers abortionplex or getting gay married?
 
2022-05-17 6:29:46 PM  
I thought Libs were against assigning genders, though? Or are "gender reveal parties" just once the child decides what gender it is? Is there a separate party every time the kid changes their mind?

/Going off Fox news here, people.
 
2022-05-17 6:46:20 PM  
Did Sen. Kennedy's parents have any children who lived?
 
2022-05-17 6:48:04 PM  
Wait, does he thing gender reveal parties are a hippie thing?
 
2022-05-17 7:11:36 PM  
Biden Deports Four Buffalo? What?
 
2022-05-17 7:28:06 PM  

OtherLittleGuy: Wait, I thought MAGAs loved gender reveal parties. Especially the blowing things up part of reveals.


...Followed by the throwing a shiat fit when the smoke from the explosion is pink instead of blue.
 
2022-05-17 7:35:46 PM  

Bootleg: I thought Libs were against assigning genders, though? Or are "gender reveal parties" just once the child decides what gender it is? Is there a separate party every time the kid changes their mind?

/Going off Fox news here, people.


Libs are against genders but still like to have the parties so their purple haired friends with nose rings can get together and talk about indoctrinating the children with communism. It also give them time to plan ahead to start grooming their children to the gay agenda. Granola is a convenient and healthy snack, but you can't dip it in ranch or nacho cheese which means it's anti-American.
 
2022-05-17 7:55:26 PM  
Liberals know you can't reveal the gender of a child until they tell you.

They just don't want to call those "sex parties" or "genital reveal parties" because people would get the wrong idea, and Madison Cawthorn might show up.
 
2022-05-17 8:06:39 PM  

shastacola: Wait, does he thing gender reveal parties are a hippie thing?


He doesn't do much thinking. Which is good,since he clearly he isn't cut out for it.
 
2022-05-17 8:07:08 PM  
Sen. Kennedy and his friends attend "rallies" instead of parties, and prefer to remain un-revealed beneath their robes by the light of a burning cross.
 
2022-05-17 8:32:12 PM  
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2022-05-17 9:41:55 PM  
Sorry they don't prefer your Klan rallies.
 
2022-05-17 10:06:36 PM  
Judging by his facial expression, I'd say Sen. Kennedy could use a little crunchy granola fiber
 
2022-05-17 10:43:44 PM  
Time to leave the freaking 70's
 
2022-05-17 11:20:27 PM  
Gender reveals? I know of no more Redneck  activity save a NASCAR race.
 
2022-05-17 11:24:31 PM  
This prick went to Oxford, but pretends to be a yokel.
 
2022-05-17 11:25:27 PM  
Gender reveal parties are for boring suburban dumbasses, you flaccid old idiot.
 
2022-05-17 11:25:28 PM  
Sen Kennedy has the mouth anatomy of a septuagenarian Ohio truckstop hooker.
 
2022-05-17 11:26:53 PM  
Life is pretty damn good when for a brief moment your highest priority is munching granola while hiking your favorite trail in sandals and enjoying the view. It's kind of sad that some people will simply never get that.
 
2022-05-17 11:26:56 PM  

baka-san: Time to leave the freaking 1870's

 
2022-05-17 11:27:03 PM  
Absolutely nothing needs to make even a modicum of sense with these people any more.

"SNAKES HAVE ARMPITS AND BIDEN IS MAKING IT WORSE!!!"

*morons nod in unison*
 
2022-05-17 11:28:32 PM  
Oh, it's cute that they thing gender reveal parties are a left-wing thing. They're the purview of tacky suburban families, at best.
 
2022-05-17 11:28:50 PM  

mocklety: Sen Kennedy has the mouth anatomy of a septuagenarian Ohio truckstop hooker.


Why are you denigrating Ohio's proud congregation of septuagenarian truckstop hookers?
 
2022-05-17 11:29:02 PM  

shastacola: Wait, does he thing gender reveal parties are a hippie thing?


Hippies have the gender reveal party on the kids 5th birthday, when they choose their pronouns.

//raised on a hippy commune in Santa Rosa until the 1st grade.
 
2022-05-17 11:29:38 PM  

culebra: Gender reveal parties are for boring suburban dumbasses, you flaccid old idiot.


Oops, we had the same idea going on here.
 
2022-05-17 11:29:49 PM  

Notabunny: Judging by his facial expression, I'd say Sen. Kennedy could use a little crunchy granola fiber


Well, we all know the geezer was the age that he could of  attended woodstock. So, he should leave that farking analogy back in 1976. Also, he probably voted for George Wallace in 1972.
 
2022-05-17 11:29:54 PM  
i got pandemic braces so i haven't had granola in 16 months. Kenmedys comments are a personal attack against me.
 
2022-05-17 11:30:13 PM  
LOL.  Crunchy granola is a bit too 90s.  And non-gender baby showers are the rage now.  The baby will determine its own gender in due time, to ensure it's as farked up as possible.
 
2022-05-17 11:30:40 PM  
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If that doesn't set off alarm bells for confederate flag waving yahoos then you haven't been paying attention.
 
2022-05-17 11:32:05 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: LOL.  Crunchy granola is a bit too 90s.  And non-gender baby showers are the rage now. The baby will determine its own gender in due time, to ensure it's as farked up as possible.


Hey you,

Get bent.
 
2022-05-17 11:32:25 PM  

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If that doesn't set off alarm bells for confederate flag waving yahoos then you haven't been paying attention.


"It looks like a giant...."
 
2022-05-17 11:32:33 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: Crunchy granola is a bit too 90s.


lol was thinking exactly that.  Granola is so no longer the point.
 
2022-05-17 11:32:44 PM  

fruit flies like a banana: shastacola: Wait, does he thing gender reveal parties are a hippie thing?

Hippies have the gender reveal party on the kids 5th birthday, when they choose their pronouns.

//raised on a hippy commune in Santa Rosa until the 1st grade.


This is literally how we should raise children.

Dress them in gender-neutral or all-gender clothing until they can choose their own clothes, then let them wear what they want. Refer to them by they/them pronouns while they figure out their gender and correct pronouns (which might even be they/them) through thought and interaction.

And when they tell you, then you can have a gender reveal.

There is no good reason to gender-code children--especially those too young to have established gender.

We are literally grooming children into binary genders from birth. Literally. We should not be doing that. It benefits none of our children. None of them.
 
2022-05-17 11:33:16 PM  
Is that when the parents determine weather there kid is going to be gay or not?
 
2022-05-17 11:33:40 PM  
But if I don't color-code my baby, how will the cishets know what kind of genitals they have???
 
2022-05-17 11:33:46 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: LOL.  Crunchy granola is a bit too 90s.  And non-gender baby showers are the rage now.  The baby will determine its own gender in due time, to ensure it's as farked up as possible.


Thanks for stopping in to share your concern for the children of tomorrow, good citizen.
 
2022-05-17 11:34:45 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: LOL.  Crunchy granola is a bit too 90s.  And non-gender baby showers are the rage now.  The baby will determine its own gender in due time, to ensure it's as farked up as possible.


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2022-05-17 11:35:52 PM  

nakmuay: This prick went to Oxford, but pretends to be a yokel.


There are plenty of legit dipshiats at elite universities. The affectation may be a put on but the pig ignorance is genuine.
 
2022-05-17 11:37:58 PM  

culebra: Thanks for stopping in to share your concern for the children of tomorrow, good citizen.


It's like when my mom was trying to tell me as a teen not to date other races.

I was SHOCKED and said "Mother... that is extremely racist. WTH?!"

Her concern was for the mixed race children having to grow up in a society where EVERYONE would reject them... as it was when she was young.

Of course this was in the nineties and I was like "Mom, you've got big heart but things are changing and attitudes like that don't help."

She grokked it but man... my f*cking jaw dropped.
 
2022-05-17 11:42:02 PM  
Neil Diamond on line one...
 
2022-05-17 11:42:41 PM  
Humans are apes and if we look at our closest ape relatives in the wild we can see that yes... young apes to old are quite capable of figuring out their own gender.

It's creepy to sexualize young children like that. Like REALLY f*cking creepy.

STOP FORCING GENDER ROLES!!!! IT'S 20 MF'ing 22 ASSHOLES!!!
 
2022-05-17 11:45:16 PM  
gender reveals don't really strike me as thing people on the left do so much, it's the right who LOVES thinking about children's genitals and starting fires while doing so.
 
2022-05-17 11:45:39 PM  
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/Scottish Twitter.
 
2022-05-17 11:46:01 PM  
On the other hand, if he can convince the crappy NuSkin and Arbonne selling, Joanna Gaines watching, "spending my hubbies BAH" mummies that gender reveal parties are actually "woke", he could put a stake through the heart of the whole thing.  Which would be doing us all a favor.
 
2022-05-17 11:49:03 PM  
This idiot actually went to Vanderbilt and UVA law, so either those schools can't reach morons or he's just pretending to be an idiot. Either way, Duke sucks.
 
2022-05-17 11:49:57 PM  

Marshmallow Jones: culebra: Marshmallow Jones: LOL.  Crunchy granola is a bit too 90s.  And non-gender baby showers are the rage now.  The baby will determine its own gender in due time, to ensure it's as farked up as possible.

Thanks for stopping in to share your concern for the children of tomorrow, good citizen.

I am concerned for children. When you have a baby of a defined sex by the stuff between its legs, raise the farking child in that manner.  Playing farking head games with a baby because you are an asshole will Fark the kid up.  Look at what austerity would to to your kids.  I mean WT ever loving FARK.   Life is hard enough for kids these days without farking nutjobs projecting their issues onto innocent kids.


shut the fark up you transphobic turd.
 
2022-05-17 11:50:04 PM  
Do they even know how babby is formed?
 
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