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2022-05-17 9:06:52 PM  
But faster, it's the American way
 
2022-05-17 10:22:14 PM  
Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?
 
2022-05-17 10:28:07 PM  
What's a stereotype?
 
2022-05-17 10:28:43 PM  
Im going to go with "faked influencer bullshirt for $" Bob
 
2022-05-17 10:29:04 PM  

C18H27NO3: What's a stereotype?


Bose
 
2022-05-17 10:29:35 PM  
Barring a bath salts episode it's impossible to do this by accident.
 
2022-05-17 10:33:07 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?


She's good at swallowing.
 
2022-05-17 10:34:44 PM  
The test involves putting the swab pretty far up the nose. I could see someone reflexively sneezing and the entire thing getting jammed awkwardly in the throat.
 
2022-05-17 10:39:35 PM  

cyberspacedout: kittyhas1000legs: Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?

She's good at swallowing.


And apparently no gag reflex. Voted "most popular" in high school.
 
2022-05-17 10:40:58 PM  
That's the kind of girl you bring home to dad
 
2022-05-17 10:41:49 PM  
She can add the throat swab challenge medal to her collection of others- tide pods, milk crates, cinnamon, probably many others.
 
2022-05-17 10:42:52 PM  

thealgorerhythm: That's the kind of girl you bring home to for dad.


/fixed
 
2022-05-17 10:46:04 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?


Lots of practice with similarly shaped objects?
 
2022-05-17 10:46:11 PM  
"It got cotton her throat."

I cant decide if this is a typo, or a bad joke..?
 
2022-05-17 10:46:18 PM  

C18H27NO3: thealgorerhythm: That's the kind of girl you bring home to for dad.

/fixed


You know what's hot
 
2022-05-17 10:47:24 PM  
I bet that lady is infected the COVID Linda Lovelace variant.
 
2022-05-17 10:51:31 PM  
The stick twanged in my mouth

sigh...zip
 
2022-05-17 10:52:03 PM  

thealgorerhythm: That's the kind of girl you bring home to dad


The kind you don't take home to motherrrrrr
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, oh girl
 
2022-05-17 10:52:04 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?


Practice, kid, practice.
 
2022-05-17 11:01:05 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?


Lots of practice.
 
2022-05-17 11:03:39 PM  

Bondith: kittyhas1000legs: Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?

Practice, kid, practice.


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not much a gag reflex
 
2022-05-17 11:07:36 PM  
Ivermectin wouldn't have become caught in your throat. Neither would injecting Pine Sol.

She's totally doing it wring.
 
2022-05-17 11:09:44 PM  
It got cotton her throat

I clicked on a NY Post link and I got exactly what I deserved.

/this is why you do not, under any circumstances, RTFA
 
2022-05-17 11:38:47 PM  
Came for Cindy McCain crazy eyes.  Am disappoint.
 
2022-05-18 12:10:11 AM  

thealgorerhythm: That's the kind of girl you bring home to dad


Dad can find his own damn girl
 
2022-05-18 12:41:03 AM  

Teambaylagoon: "It got cotton her throat."

I cant decide if this is a typo, or a bad joke..?



If I wrote it it would be a typo. If my husband told it it would be a bad joke. Only you can know yourself.  I thought it was just a little funny.
 
2022-05-18 1:09:27 AM  
This thread delivers
 
2022-05-18 1:25:36 AM  
I just took a at home test 30 minutes ago.  Swabbed my nose, it made me sneeze a lot.
Turned out Negative.
 
2022-05-18 1:27:54 AM  

DigitalDirt: I just took a at home test 30 minutes ago.  Swabbed my nose, it made me sneeze a lot.
Turned out Negative.


Was that before or after you nearly got snek'd?
 
2022-05-18 5:08:01 AM  
This is why there are warnings on buckets telling you not to drown your child in them.
 
2022-05-18 5:12:32 AM  

omg bbq: This is why there are warnings on buckets telling you not to drown your child in them.


What kind of barbarian drowns children in buckets?  At least run the tub full you monsters
 
2022-05-18 6:45:26 AM  
Every time I was swallowing, I couldn't feel it at the back of my throat anymore, but you could still see it.

hehehe... I hope she's still talking about the covid test.
 
2022-05-18 8:10:03 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?


With gusto.
 
2022-05-18 8:37:54 AM  

Rosyna: kittyhas1000legs: Them's some crazy eyes.

How TF do you swallow a several-inch-long swab?

With gusto.


Hell, just a few inches?  I know people that'd be sneering and muttering, "Easy mode"
 
2022-05-18 11:49:08 AM  
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I'm not sure where she belongs on this, but I'm thinking maybe somewhere along the border between the fun zone and the danger zone?
 
2022-05-18 12:15:48 PM  

The Duck of Death: [disenchantedscholar.files.wordpress.com image 763x517]

I'm not sure where she belongs on this, but I'm thinking maybe somewhere along the border between the fun zone and the danger zone?


Just FYI - you'll want to find an updated edition of that diagram, the abbreviation for transmission word is on the nope list
 
2022-05-18 12:54:58 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Duck of Death: [disenchantedscholar.files.wordpress.com image 763x517]

I'm not sure where she belongs on this, but I'm thinking maybe somewhere along the border between the fun zone and the danger zone?

Just FYI - you'll want to find an updated edition of that diagram, the abbreviation for transmission word is on the nope list


And the assumption about trans women that it espouses is rather interesting and speaks more about the author than anything else.
 
2022-05-18 8:51:22 PM  

Baloo Uriza: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: The Duck of Death: [disenchantedscholar.files.wordpress.com image 763x517]

I'm not sure where she belongs on this, but I'm thinking maybe somewhere along the border between the fun zone and the danger zone?

Just FYI - you'll want to find an updated edition of that diagram, the abbreviation for transmission word is on the nope list

And the assumption about trans women that it espouses is rather interesting and speaks more about the author than anything else.


Heh - I never thought about it beyond the obvious implication.  Someone sorta said more than they maybe meant to when they ran that one up

/or hell maybe they meant to - who knows
 
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