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(News4Jax)   Romulan Commander Sela running for Congress in Fark's favorite state   (news4jax.com) divider line
    More: Florida, United States, Barack Obama, Democratic Party, Joe Biden, Vice President of the United States, secretary of state, Republican Party, United States presidential election, 2008  
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2022-05-17 5:04:24 PM  
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"Excuse me, I'm just finishing up a speech. For you, Mister Spock. I rather enjoy writing. I don't get to do it often in this job."

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"Perhaps you would be happier in another job."
 
2022-05-17 9:07:17 PM  
"I farked your mother, BTW."

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2022-05-17 9:16:06 PM  
I thought she was the mayor of Key West?
 
2022-05-17 9:47:58 PM  
In a news release, Lee pointed to the need for "more conservatives" to serve in Washington, D.C.

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2022-05-17 9:51:15 PM  
"..and now, disturbing trends from government thinking they know what is best for our children and families,"

And so she's gonna run as a Democrat, right? She isn't? Has she been paying attention to the news? I hope one day she has a gay, bi-gender, kid who wants to terminate her pregnancy after joining a local mosque.
 
2022-05-17 9:57:32 PM  
Literally don't know her or anything about her.

The pic says either "Hail Hydra" or something about securing the US for the white race.

Just an impression.
 
2022-05-17 9:59:54 PM  

DeArmondVI: Literally don't know her or anything about her.

The pic says either "Hail Hydra" or something about securing the US for the white race.

Just an impression.


And Denise Crosby could probably kick her ass as well, either as Sela or Yar.
 
2022-05-17 10:00:32 PM  
She's an ideal Republican candidate, white, Aryan, and obedient, easily led, and best of all, willing to betray her sex.
 
2022-05-17 10:04:55 PM  
Im going to have to add her to my list of "hot Nazis."
 
2022-05-17 10:15:27 PM  
Don't ruin all my memories.  Gates McFadden, Marina Sirtis, Denise Crosby....that was part of my teenage dork spank bank.  Maybe even the entirety of the spank bank in 1988.

Yar, I'd Crusher that and invite my wife for a ménage a Troi.
 
2022-05-17 10:26:52 PM  
The Iconians should've kept her.
 
2022-05-17 11:00:04 PM  
The gerrymandering lawsuit filed against DeSantis focuses on partisan and racial gerrymanders in Jacksonville, Orlando, and Tampa.  In Jacksonville and Orlando, the lines separate black neighborhoods in a way that dilutes racial voting power.
In Tampa, the lines cross Tampa Bay in a way that packs Democrats and splits the Black parts of Pinellas County into two districts.

Which is to say, her chances will change drastically depending on how the judges rule.
 
2022-05-17 11:23:35 PM  
The Tal Shiar finally step into the open...
 
2022-05-17 11:23:40 PM  
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2022-05-17 11:29:55 PM  
Republican Florida Secretaries of State should be preemptively thrown in jail, just to save us all the trouble.
 
2022-05-17 11:34:50 PM  

HerptheDerp: She's an ideal Republican candidate, white, Aryan, and obedient, easily led, and best of all, willing to betray her sex.


If she refers to the GOP Code of Honor during the campaign, that'll confirm we've been unwittingly living in a holodeck simulation
 
2022-05-18 12:03:50 AM  

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If Data and Tasha had had any kids, would they be Terminators?
 
2022-05-18 1:52:58 AM  
Looks a bit like Meghan McCain to me.

Need 'more conservatives' in federal government?  Hell no, they are neither needed or wanted anywhere.
 
2022-05-18 2:01:35 AM  

flondrix: saberXray: [Fark user image 425x425]


If Data and Tasha had had any kids, would they be Terminators?


No, but they would be the most bad*ss officers in a fight.
 
2022-05-18 3:56:29 AM  

Parthenogenetic: HerptheDerp: She's an ideal Republican candidate, white, Aryan, and obedient, easily led, and best of all, willing to betray her sex.

If she refers to the GOP Code of Honor during the campaign, that'll confirm we've been unwittingly living in a holodeck simulation


We should draft Daniel Davis for Congress immediately!
 
2022-05-18 7:37:11 AM  
For a minute there, my mind translated Laurel Lee to Laura Lee:

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2022-05-18 8:15:45 AM  

Rann Xerox: For a minute there, my mind translated Laurel Lee to Laura Lee:

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So, I didn't know who that was. I looked her up and now I'm jamming to some pretty chill stuff. Thanks and kudos to your good taste!
 
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