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2022-05-17 2:27:37 PM  
"but it wasn't until he was rushed to hospital with kidney failure that he decided life is too short and went for it."

It really takes a special kind of someone to drink so much they take you to hospital for alcohol poisoning and think, "gosh, isn't life fragile? You never know what will happen next, so tattoo the fark out of my face please!"
 
2022-05-17 2:31:42 PM  
"I don't hate it"

The highest mark on the british scale of approval since 1600....
 
2022-05-17 2:36:18 PM  
Is the crosshairs tattoo where you are supposed to shoot him? Difficulty: UK.
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2022-05-17 3:26:50 PM  

Walker: Is the crosshairs tattoo where you are supposed to shoot him? Difficulty: UK.
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UK, means "Cut Here"
 
2022-05-17 4:06:28 PM  
Did they mention what he does for a living? I'm curious to hear if it's not line cook or tattoo artist.
 
2022-05-17 4:19:12 PM  
"I'm a bit more brown than I expected" says a ginger and white supremacist.
 
2022-05-17 4:34:20 PM  

GoldSpider: "I'm a bit more brown than I expected" says a ginger and white supremacist.


SO there is a LOT going on there, I wasn't able to actually pick out any specific tats. Does he have White Power ones, or is there something in TFA I missed?
 
2022-05-17 4:38:53 PM  

palelizard: Did they mention what he does for a living? I'm curious to hear if it's not line cook or tattoo artist.


Dermatologist.
 
2022-05-17 4:39:01 PM  

Mikey1969: GoldSpider: "I'm a bit more brown than I expected" says a ginger and white supremacist.

SO there is a LOT going on there, I wasn't able to actually pick out any specific tats. Does he have White Power ones, or is there something in TFA I missed?


Of all the reasons I could come up with why this guy thought he looked unusually brown, that was the only reason.
 
2022-05-17 4:47:26 PM  

Somaticasual: "I don't hate it"

The highest mark on the british scale of approval since 1600....


"Hmm...Could be worse..." is like a Michelin Three-Star review
 
2022-05-17 4:53:02 PM  

GoldSpider: Mikey1969: GoldSpider: "I'm a bit more brown than I expected" says a ginger and white supremacist.

SO there is a LOT going on there, I wasn't able to actually pick out any specific tats. Does he have White Power ones, or is there something in TFA I missed?

Of all the reasons I could come up with why this guy thought he looked unusually brown, that was the only reason.


Well, maybe if he's an English ginger, he expected to be very pale? Definitely odd phrasing, though.

I clicked to the end, he's definitely darker than the skin tone at the beginning you can see between the tats, but it's not what you'd call tan or even approaching it. He's still top level of the Family Guy terrorist chart.
 
2022-05-17 4:55:18 PM  

bughunter: palelizard: Did they mention what he does for a living? I'm curious to hear if it's not line cook or tattoo artist.

Dermatologist.


I have never considered what impact acne or other various skin afflictions would have on tattoos. There should be a Dr Pimple Popper episode on that.
 
2022-05-17 5:26:35 PM  

GoldSpider: Mikey1969: GoldSpider: "I'm a bit more brown than I expected" says a ginger and white supremacist.

SO there is a LOT going on there, I wasn't able to actually pick out any specific tats. Does he have White Power ones, or is there something in TFA I missed?

Of all the reasons I could come up with why this guy thought he looked unusually brown, that was the only reason.


Yeah, but he's a brit ginger. I'll give him the benefit of the doubt there. :-)
 
2022-05-17 7:05:01 PM  
He is a funny-looking guy, and the caterpillar eyebrows and the 70s mustache don't help.
 
2022-05-17 8:26:49 PM  

palelizard: bughunter: palelizard: Did they mention what he does for a living? I'm curious to hear if it's not line cook or tattoo artist.

Dermatologist.

I have never considered what impact acne or other various skin afflictions would have on tattoos. There should be a Dr Pimple Popper episode on that.


I saw a guy on the beach with a tattoo on his shoulder of a woman in a bikini. Normally this wouldn't be too bad but he was hairy. I'm talking Robin Williams hairy. He took off his shirt and he still looked like he had on a sweater. Gorillas would be turned on by him.

So this Neanderthal had to shave his shoulder otherwise his tattoo would look like Sasquatch.
 
2022-05-17 8:59:59 PM  

Slypork: palelizard: bughunter: palelizard: Did they mention what he does for a living? I'm curious to hear if it's not line cook or tattoo artist.

Dermatologist.

I have never considered what impact acne or other various skin afflictions would have on tattoos. There should be a Dr Pimple Popper episode on that.

I saw a guy on the beach with a tattoo on his shoulder of a woman in a bikini. Normally this wouldn't be too bad but he was hairy. I'm talking Robin Williams hairy. He took off his shirt and he still looked like he had on a sweater. Gorillas would be turned on by him.

So this Neanderthal had to shave his shoulder otherwise his tattoo would look like Sasquatch.


Maybe that's his fetish? Who are we to judge?
 
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