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    More: Florida, Angela Davis, Felony, Battery, Mobile phone, 51-year-old victim, Legal terms, Davis's husband, Belt buckle  
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4090 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 May 2022 at 3:29 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-17 2:53:04 PM  
Well color me surprised from everything I have seen when a woman sees a man whacking off to porn invariably it turns into a porn scene.  That is doubly true if they have some type of step/mother/sister relationship.
 
2022-05-17 3:08:57 PM  
Well then, come on, baby! I'm ready.
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2022-05-17 3:11:05 PM  
Never end a sentence with a preposition!
Youtube Q4XCZfkGF8k
 
2022-05-17 3:11:15 PM  
He should have just shouted "Go away, batin"
 
2022-05-17 3:32:27 PM  
That's methed up.

21 year age difference, which famous actor/how wealthy was the victim?
 
2022-05-17 3:32:44 PM  
Davis claimed to have struck her spouse with the belt to "protect herself" during a short struggle with the victim.

This line is getting a lot of action lately.
 
2022-05-17 3:34:02 PM  
"After Davis "discovered some sort of communication between the victim and someone on the website Reddit," police reported, a "verbal altercation ensued.""

I bet he was communicating with someone from r/trashy.
 
2022-05-17 3:35:49 PM  
Are the straights okay?
 
2022-05-17 3:36:03 PM  
Hon...that's not the kind of beating off I was thinking of...
 
2022-05-17 3:36:25 PM  
he was beating off, so she beat him back on again.
 
2022-05-17 3:36:35 PM  
Angela Davis frowns on your porn shenanigans.

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2022-05-17 3:37:12 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Davis claimed to have struck her spouse with the belt to "protect herself" during a short struggle with the victim.

This line is getting a lot of action lately.


Meanwhile, he claimed to have struck his penis to protect himself during a short struggle with the victim.
 
2022-05-17 3:37:48 PM  

puffy999: [YouTube video: Never end a sentence with a preposition!]


I came here for that, and I leave satisfied.

Also:

Whacking Day
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2022-05-17 3:38:13 PM  
I'm sure this isnt the first time she's told him?

Or something
 
2022-05-17 3:38:17 PM  
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Commiserates.

/not funny at all
 
2022-05-17 3:40:43 PM  
Unfortunately, "Oh, hi Honey!  Wanna help?" doesn't work.

/not on mrs bughunter, anyway
 
2022-05-17 3:41:20 PM  

oldfarthenry: [Fark user image 360x202]
Commiserates.

/not funny at all


She shiat in his bed?
 
2022-05-17 3:41:27 PM  

maxandgrinch: That's methed up.

21 year age difference, which famous actor/how wealthy was the victim?


This was in Summerfield, which is one of those dead-end Central Florida towns.  The victim was not wealthy to me or you, but the victim was wealthy to her.  It was as wealthy as she could get.

I enjoy reading "villages-news.com" which all of the crimes from America's craziest place - The Villages retirement community and the surrounding towns that provide the workers that service it.  There are a lot of "younger girlfriend beats up older man" stories.

https://www.villages-news.com/2022/01/06/35-year-old-girlfriend-arrested-in-alleged-attack-on-75-year-old-beau/
 
2022-05-17 3:41:31 PM  
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2022-05-17 3:42:24 PM  
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2022-05-17 3:43:34 PM  
That is a pretty sad mugshot.

"All I did is not like porn..."

I dunno, if a woman can wrap a belt around her fist and deliver a beatdown, you gotta respect that.
 
2022-05-17 3:43:46 PM  

Boo_Guy: oldfarthenry: [Fark user image 360x202]
Commiserates.

/not funny at all

She shiat dropped a grumpy in his bed?

 
2022-05-17 3:44:47 PM  

Rapmaster2000: maxandgrinch: That's methed up.

21 year age difference, which famous actor/how wealthy was the victim?

This was in Summerfield, which is one of those dead-end Central Florida towns.  The victim was not wealthy to me or you, but the victim was wealthy to her.  It was as wealthy as she could get.

I enjoy reading "villages-news.com" which all of the crimes from America's craziest place - The Villages retirement community and the surrounding towns that provide the workers that service it.  There are a lot of "younger girlfriend beats up older man" stories.

https://www.villages-news.com/2022/01/06/35-year-old-girlfriend-arrested-in-alleged-attack-on-75-year-old-beau/


I salute your insider knowledge of dead end florida towns. I would like to subscribe to your digest of these articles as I expect the schadenfreude will be delivered
 
2022-05-17 3:46:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: maxandgrinch: That's methed up.

21 year age difference, which famous actor/how wealthy was the victim?

This was in Summerfield, which is one of those dead-end Central Florida towns.  The victim was not wealthy to me or you, but the victim was wealthy to her.  It was as wealthy as she could get.

I enjoy reading "villages-news.com" which all of the crimes from America's craziest place - The Villages retirement community and the surrounding towns that provide the workers that service it.  There are a lot of "younger girlfriend beats up older man" stories.

https://www.villages-news.com/2022/01/06/35-year-old-girlfriend-arrested-in-alleged-attack-on-75-year-old-beau/


Here's a great one that is very, very Florida:  https://www.villages-news.com/2021/05/31/villager-enters-plea-in-alleged-golf-club-attack-on-much-older-husband/

Jenny Lyn Orijuela Fraser, 32, has pleaded not guilty in the May 6 attack in which she allegedly wielded a golf club during an altercation with her 69-year-old husband at their home at 715 Truman Ave. in the Village of Silver Lake on the Historic Side of The Villages.

Fraser, who stands 5 feet 2 inches tall and weighs 110 pounds, went to the garage and returned with a golf club. She advanced toward him and held the golf club over his head, threatening to hit him. Her ex-husband, who retreated and then pulled out a gun, asked the native of the Philippines to put down the golf club. However, she continued walking toward him and asked her ex-husband if he was "actually going to shoot her," the report said. He said he was in fear for his life. He provided a sworn affidavit with intent to prosecute.

A woman who witnessed the altercation, confirmed that Fraser kept walking toward her ex-husband, who filed for divorce in February, and was swinging the golf club, even as he pointed the gun at her.


They bring a golf club, you bring a gun.  That's The Villages way.
 
2022-05-17 3:47:01 PM  
Say what you will about internet comment sections, but they always deliver

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2022-05-17 3:47:08 PM  
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2022-05-17 3:48:03 PM  
Did her pants fall off when she removed her belt, come on Smoking Gun, I'm almost there!

Whacka!  Whacka! Whacka!  indeed.

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2022-05-17 3:48:05 PM  

The_Sponge: puffy999: [YouTube video: Never end a sentence with a preposition!]

I came here for that, and I leave satisfied.

Also:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ef10KbypviU]


Came for this and that, feeling satisifed. 

Also:

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2022-05-17 3:51:51 PM  
I think Republicans have found their next Secretary of HHS.
 
2022-05-17 3:51:53 PM  
Man. Young crazy wife you'd think he'd put two and two together.
 
2022-05-17 3:56:43 PM  
It would be cromulently ironic if he had been whacking it to S&M porn.
 
2022-05-17 3:57:35 PM  
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2022-05-17 3:58:41 PM  

maxandgrinch: That's methed up.

21 year age difference, which famous actor/how wealthy was the victim?


Giving an oldster a reach around for a roof over your head is the Florida way...
 
2022-05-17 3:58:56 PM  
Here she is with him in better times

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2022-05-17 4:00:27 PM  
A Florida Woman is facing felony charges for allegedly beating her husband with a belt after she "caught him watching pornography on his cell phone and masturbating,"

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2022-05-17 4:00:46 PM  

skinink: "After Davis "discovered some sort of communication between the victim and someone on the website Reddit," police reported, a "verbal altercation ensued.""

I bet he was communicating with someone from r/trashy.


This never happens in the Fark Hockey Threads.

/although the Missus is disappointed when I shout "Bondage!"
 
2022-05-17 4:01:56 PM  
*click on article*

*sees mugshot*

*sighs, unzips....*

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!
 
2022-05-17 4:05:08 PM  

miscreant: Here she is with him in better times

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At least it's pretty clear he's ambidextrous.
 
2022-05-17 4:06:06 PM  
Her knee sharpener gets used quite a bit, no?
 
2022-05-17 4:06:47 PM  
It's not porn she's mad about. It's the communication with someone on Reddit. That's the cheating. I'm not saying he deserved it... But I understand.
 
2022-05-17 4:07:43 PM  
Man all for free?? That kinda fun costs money where I am from.
 
2022-05-17 4:11:48 PM  
Bailiff! Whack his pee pee!
 
2022-05-17 4:25:02 PM  

ace in your face: It's not porn she's mad about. It's the communication with someone on Reddit. That's the cheating. I'm not saying he deserved it... But I understand.


The article doesn't even specify what kind of "communication" it was.

My physically abusive ex would demand to see my phone to see who I talked to. Despite me not cheating on him. To this day someone trying to take my phone from my triggers a panic response.

You're sympathizing with the wrong party here if you think talking to someone online and jerking off justifies physical violence. Stop blaming the victim here. Jesus.
 
2022-05-17 4:27:14 PM  
The victim said Davis "became angry and asked to see his phone," and that he complied with her request.

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2022-05-17 4:33:05 PM  

I Browse: The victim said Davis "became angry and asked to see his phone," and that he complied with her request.

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Sure, one sec...

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2022-05-17 4:37:05 PM  

guestguy: I Browse: The victim said Davis "became angry and asked to see his phone," and that he complied with her request.

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Sure, one sec...

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I have a kid.  He has his own phone now, but for a while, my phone had more of his games on it than mine.

So I don't use my phone for porn or, hell, even games.

/that's what my 17" laptop is for
//who wants to look at porn on a crappy little 5" screen anyway?
 
2022-05-17 4:39:13 PM  
*shrug* she looks like she would clean up decently

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2022-05-17 4:56:09 PM  

swankywanky: The_Sponge: puffy999: [YouTube video: Never end a sentence with a preposition!]

I came here for that, and I leave satisfied.

Also:

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/Ef10KbypviU]

Came for this and that, feeling satisifed. 

Also:

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2022-05-17 4:57:44 PM  

johnny_vegas: *shrug* she looks like she would clean up decently

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'sallright.
 
2022-05-17 5:00:35 PM  
That's meth'd up.
 
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