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2022-05-17 12:54:02 PM  
Will it have blood in it?

/because I specifically requested that
 
2022-05-17 2:47:03 PM  
That's an old story from the Four Seasons (Hotel not the Landscaping company).
 
2022-05-17 2:48:53 PM  
Ftfa:  "School administrators issued a shelter-in-place order for Asheboro High School and South Asheboro Middle School, both of which were close to the restaurant."

I'm sorry this action seems stupid and unnecessary. It's a dumb knife fight between co workers. What do they they think the rage of the fight is going to spill over and the fast food employee is gonna out of nowhere start randomly stabbing kids?
 
2022-05-17 2:49:23 PM  
Hey, they attempted conflict resolution without firearms!
Baby steps, etc.
 
2022-05-17 2:50:33 PM  
School administrators issued a shelter-in-place order for Asheboro High School and South Asheboro Middle School, both of which were close to the restaurant.

Were the cops afraid the suspects were going on a stabbing spree in cheap food places and school cafeterias were a likely next target?
 
2022-05-17 2:50:48 PM  

oldfarthenry: Hey, they attempted conflict resolution without firearms!
Baby steps, etc.


Yeah..pssshhhh...ametuers.
 
2022-05-17 2:51:07 PM  
Plenty of pee in the pickle barrels. Enjoy your meal.
 
2022-05-17 2:51:40 PM  

RandomInternetComment: Ftfa:  "School administrators issued a shelter-in-place order for Asheboro High School and South Asheboro Middle School, both of which were close to the restaurant."

I'm sorry this action seems stupid and unnecessary. It's a dumb knife fight between co workers. What do they they think the rage of the fight is going to spill over and the fast food employee is gonna out of nowhere start randomly stabbing kids?


Yeah it would be stupid and unnecessary in any other country.
 
2022-05-17 2:52:14 PM  
This is what happens when you make square shaped burger patties. It attracts flat-earthers, the geometrically handicapped and other degenerates

Wendy's. Not even once
 
2022-05-17 2:52:21 PM  

oldfarthenry: Hey, they attempted conflict resolution without firearms!
Baby steps, etc.


That's a damn good point. No innocent bystanders hit, nobody dead. With knife fights you gotta really want it to get up that close.
 
2022-05-17 2:52:43 PM  
Those plastic knives can cause a lot of damage.  Not as much as a spork, but a good amount.
 
2022-05-17 2:52:44 PM  
Everything feels too tense right now like it's going to explode in a worse way than just another mass shooting.
 
2022-05-17 2:55:19 PM  

allthesametome: Those plastic knives can cause a lot of damage.  Not as much as a spork, but a good amount.


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2022-05-17 2:56:24 PM  

Russ1642: oldfarthenry: Hey, they attempted conflict resolution without firearms!
Baby steps, etc.

That's a damn good point. No innocent bystanders hit, nobody dead. With knife fights you gotta really want it to get up that close.


Chris Rock knives for guns
Youtube xr8PQDoZXSo
 
2022-05-17 2:56:38 PM  
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2022-05-17 2:57:51 PM  
How bad could it be?  These things couldn't cut a Frosty.
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2022-05-17 2:57:56 PM  
If you're in the drive-thru, have paid for your meal at the first window, see the knife fight when you come to the second window to collect your meal, to you patiently wait for them to sort it out, place wagers with your carmates, or do you just get out of there?
 
2022-05-17 2:59:14 PM  
Guess they needed more meat for the chili.
 
2022-05-17 2:59:19 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: Wendy's. Not even once


Say what you will about the tenants of square meat, but the honey butter chicken biscuit is effin delicious. If I happen to be in the area during the morning (closest Wendy's is about 20 miles away from me) I always grab one.
 
2022-05-17 3:01:04 PM  
The two stab victims were most likely arguing about the vast complexity of the the American corporate conglomerate and its influence on our political system.
 
2022-05-17 3:03:07 PM  

cookiefleck: Everything feels too tense right now like it's going to explode in a worse way than just another mass shooting.


Oh, it is. We're all just waiting on it.

My money's on a chlorine gas attack. Simple, cheap, and any idiot could do it.

There's a lot of fkin' idiots out there.


What's your bet? Maybe a redux of the 2002 beltway sniper attacks? Oh! We could go back a bit further, maybe tap into that anthrax scare from the year before.

Although, with "manifesto" being the hot media word of the week, I gotta say, another unabomber would be pretty marketable, wouldn't it?

And you might notice I'm not taking this seriously. Well. It's either laugh, or cry, baby! I'm done being angry about it. We'll roll the dice when we gotta. Because nothing's gonna change. This is just the nation we live in!
 
2022-05-17 3:03:16 PM  

Walker: Will it have blood in it?

/because I specifically requested that


Our blood is always fresh, never frozen
 
2022-05-17 3:03:28 PM  
Did it go down something like this?

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2022-05-17 3:04:50 PM  
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2022-05-17 3:05:40 PM  
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2022-05-17 3:06:17 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: This is what happens when you make square shaped burger patties. It attracts flat-earthers, the geometrically handicapped and other degenerates

Wendy's. Not even once


Um, the square hamburger patty shows that there is more meat than the bun can cover.
 
2022-05-17 3:06:55 PM  

Madman drummers bummers: Walker: Will it have blood in it?

/because I specifically requested that

Our blood is always fresh, never frozen


"Is it Wendy's blood?"
"Well yeah, we drained it from her earlier"
 
2022-05-17 3:12:43 PM  
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2022-05-17 3:12:53 PM  
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"WHAT'S THE BEEF?"
 
2022-05-17 3:16:05 PM  

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"WHAT'S THE BEEF?"


Now there's a trip down memory lane.  For the young'uns, this was one of the more memorable commercials of the 1980s:

Original "Where's The Beef!?" Wendy's Commercial, January 10, 1984
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2022-05-17 3:16:39 PM  

chewd: RandomInternetComment: Ftfa:  "School administrators issued a shelter-in-place order for Asheboro High School and South Asheboro Middle School, both of which were close to the restaurant."

I'm sorry this action seems stupid and unnecessary. It's a dumb knife fight between co workers. What do they they think the rage of the fight is going to spill over and the fast food employee is gonna out of nowhere start randomly stabbing kids?

Yeah it would be stupid and unnecessary in any other country.


No, it wouldn't
 
2022-05-17 3:19:38 PM  

allthesametome: Those plastic knives can cause a lot of damage.  Not as much as a spork, but a good amount.


Knifey Spoony Original Clip
Youtube mcE0aAhbVFc
 
2022-05-17 3:20:21 PM  
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce,
Special orders, don't upset us,
All I ask is that you let me stab you right now!
 
2022-05-17 3:20:44 PM  

cookiefleck: Everything feels too tense right now like it's going to explode in a worse way than just another mass shooting.


Tell it to your therapist and keep taking your meds
 
2022-05-17 3:23:04 PM  

The Devil's Bartender: The two stab victims were most likely arguing about the vast complexity of the the American corporate conglomerate and its influence on our political system.


I was thinking performance art...
 
2022-05-17 3:29:29 PM  

RandomInternetComment: Ftfa:  "School administrators issued a shelter-in-place order for Asheboro High School and South Asheboro Middle School, both of which were close to the restaurant."

I'm sorry this action seems stupid and unnecessary. It's a dumb knife fight between co workers. What do they they think the rage of the fight is going to spill over and the fast food employee is gonna out of nowhere start randomly stabbing kids?


Never seen the quite man or a Peter v giant chicken man fight?
 
2022-05-17 3:30:13 PM  
Well at least it didn't devolve into an Arby's style milkshake contest
 
2022-05-17 3:38:27 PM  
That's outside the triangle

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2022-05-17 3:40:16 PM  
Mmm, now I want a spicy chicken sandwich. Hold the blood spatters though.
 
2022-05-17 4:08:38 PM  
Meh, coulda been worse...
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2022-05-17 4:12:48 PM  

The Exit Stencilist: This is what happens when you make square shaped burger patties. It attracts flat-earthers, the geometrically handicapped and other degenerates

Wendy's. Not even once


Oh, now. The square patties are pure! They've been lovingly shaped by the hands of the machine. You will need two to illustrate basic geometric shapes, such as squares, rectangles, and triangles, from which we may readily derive the equations for surface area, angle relationships, and the Pythagorean theorem. Pay attention! You don't get to eat your greasy geometric shapes until you pass the quiz.

For bonus points, use the circular bun to describe the nature of the "squaring the circle" problem.

We'll adjourn to the McDonalds for fries, in order to explain lines and vector theory.
 
2022-05-17 6:48:39 PM  

The Devil's Bartender: The two stab victims were most likely arguing about the vast complexity of the the American corporate conglomerate and its influence on our political system.


Or one of them didn't think they should put green meat in the chili
 
2022-05-17 6:51:27 PM  

skinink: Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce,
Special orders, don't upset us,
All I ask is that you let me stab you right now!


One time this lady had a farked up tone when she asked for mayonnaise. So I tried to oblige her.  It was so much mayonnaise she came back.
People can't be satisfied.  fark them all
 
2022-05-17 11:26:15 PM  

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