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(Mirror.co.uk)   Man with 9 wives and absolutely no sense of phrasing says it's "first come, first served" when it comes to who will bear his children   (mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2022-05-17 8:48:28 AM  
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Did somebody say Nine Li-- oh.  Never mind.
 
2022-05-17 9:37:42 AM  
A man with 9 Brazilian wives, all of them hot... damn, that's a lot of wives

But the marriage is not legally binding as polygamy is illegal in Brazil.

OK, so a hot wife and 8 hot mistresses?  Still, good for him.

I'm guessing his nickname is Tripod?
 
2022-05-17 9:54:13 AM  
There's going to be some chafing...
 
2022-05-17 9:54:15 AM  
One dude with 9 wives and you fools think all a dude needs to is wash and take up a hobby
 
2022-05-17 9:55:24 AM  

OldRod: A man with 9 Brazilian wives, all of them hot... damn, that's a lot of wives

But the marriage is not legally binding as polygamy is illegal in Brazil.

OK, so a hot wife and 8 hot mistresses?  Still, good for him.

I'm guessing his nickname is Tripod?


How many is 9 brazilian?
 
2022-05-17 9:55:24 AM  
10 years later:
"It *seemed* like a good idea at the time..."
 
2022-05-17 9:56:13 AM  
Is he going towards or away from St Ives?
 
2022-05-17 9:56:34 AM  
I opened the article thinking I was going to see a picture of a balding toothless old guy surrounded by sea hags of only the best quality. Give it 5 more years....
 
2022-05-17 9:56:40 AM  
Now that was some effective clickbait.

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2022-05-17 9:59:24 AM  

Flowery Twats: 10 years later:
"It *seemed* like a good idea at the time..."


This. Right now it's a harem. 10 years from now it's Harry Mudd.
 
2022-05-17 9:59:31 AM  
If I was him, it would be on the one that is in the front far right. At least, I'd keep going until she got pregnant. Well, in 4 minute increments at least.
 
2022-05-17 10:01:29 AM  
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2022-05-17 10:01:32 AM  
I hope he makes good money as a "model," because when your 9 (8 now, I guess) wives' only occupation is maintaining precise tan lines, it puts a lot of burden on a guy financially.
 
2022-05-17 10:01:40 AM  
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2022-05-17 10:02:25 AM  
Didn't think I would get to re-use this.....
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2022-05-17 10:03:25 AM  
Supposedly they all had a marriage ceremony together in a Catholic church? And no guests whatsoever save for a lone photographer allowed to practically stand on the consecrate table to capture the picture? I'm betting the supposed priest was a friend and they found an unlocked church (not uncommon) to stage a photo shoot. This whole thing sounds like a ploy to gain money and attention.
 
2022-05-17 10:04:18 AM  
Why haven't anybody yet commented "Nine wives means nine mother-in-laws"?

(Although I must say I had a great relationship with my late mother-in-law. The only one.)
 
2022-05-17 10:05:52 AM  
I would think that would get old rather quickly.
 
2022-05-17 10:06:01 AM  
How do you have nine wives? Having one wife happy would be a struggle. Having nine wives sounds like you want to hurt yourself.
 
2022-05-17 10:06:29 AM  
If none of them are pregnant yet, he's got weak swimmers.
 
2022-05-17 10:07:39 AM  
You'd think some of the "womens movement" people would have a problem with this.  ;)
 
2022-05-17 10:07:49 AM  
Yeah, this ain't gonna end badly or anything.

Enjoy living in a van by the river when they inevitably leave and the child support kicks in.
 
2022-05-17 10:07:50 AM  
In short, we came to the decision to divorce.

Isn't divorce against the Catholic faith? You lost me at that line.
 
2022-05-17 10:08:02 AM  

Ms. Hushpuppy: Supposedly they all had a marriage ceremony together in a Catholic church? And no guests whatsoever save for a lone photographer allowed to practically stand on the consecrate table to capture the picture? I'm betting the supposed priest was a friend and they found an unlocked church (not uncommon) to stage a photo shoot. This whole thing sounds like a ploy to gain money and attention.


Yup.  Completely.  The Catholic Church has opinions on using their infrastructure for crap like that.  Whatever was planned wasn't done with the permission of the priest.  He either got lied to, or just ignored while they did their thing - but he sure wasn't in the photo.
 
2022-05-17 10:08:55 AM  

Valter: How do you have nine wives? Having one wife happy would be a struggle. Having nine wives sounds like you want to hurt yourself.


Well . . . he is a model husband.
 
2022-05-17 10:11:04 AM  

Valter: How do you have nine wives? Having one wife happy would be a struggle. Having nine wives sounds like you want to hurt yourself.


Be a media personality and find 9 attention whores.  One of them already figured out she's not getting the attention she wanted.  That will eventually happen to the other 8 as well.
 
2022-05-17 10:12:05 AM  

Mwah: Why haven't anybody yet commented "Nine wives means nine mother-in-laws"?

(Although I must say I had a great relationship with my late mother-in-law. The only one.)


I know a lot of folks are looking forward to great relationships with their late mothers-in-law.
 
2022-05-17 10:12:17 AM  
Why would you ever want more than two wives?
 
2022-05-17 10:16:26 AM  
How many were going to St Ives?

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2022-05-17 10:16:39 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Why would you ever want more than two wives?


Think the late John McAfee had some thoughts on that.   IIRC, he basically said "living with one woman is hell, two is nightmare.  Once there are three or more they basically take care of themselves. "
 
2022-05-17 10:17:34 AM  
I can't wait for their periods to sync.
 
2022-05-17 10:18:41 AM  

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Like he didn't take the original paper and have it framed....
 
2022-05-17 10:20:58 AM  

ObscureNameHere: Unsung_Hero: Why would you ever want more than two wives?

Think the late John McAfee had some thoughts on that.   IIRC, he basically said "living with one woman is hell, two is nightmare.  Once there are three or more they basically take care of themselves. "


He was also bat shiat insane ...
 
2022-05-17 10:21:11 AM  

lysdexic: I can't wait for their periods to sync.


I have not studied this extensively, but I believe it's myth supported by anecdote based in misunderstandings.
 
2022-05-17 10:23:22 AM  

GRCooper: ObscureNameHere: Unsung_Hero: Why would you ever want more than two wives?

Think the late John McAfee had some thoughts on that.   IIRC, he basically said "living with one woman is hell, two is nightmare.  Once there are three or more they basically take care of themselves. "

He was also bat shiat insane ...


Well, yes.  But, don't know that being insane makes him wrong in this case.

Then again, I have never tried to manage a harem, so maybe he's wrong.
 
2022-05-17 10:24:17 AM  
Standin in line
Checkin the time
 
2022-05-17 10:26:05 AM  
Yeah, but does he offer a buffet?

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2022-05-17 10:26:58 AM  
Original wife looks thrilled.
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2022-05-17 10:27:42 AM  

p51d007: You'd think some of the "womens movement" people would have a problem with this.  ;)


Why?
 
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2022-05-17 10:29:50 AM  
In today's episode of "stories that are surely completely true"...
 
2022-05-17 10:31:24 AM  
A wise man once said- "You don't need to be a bigamist to have one wife too many"?
 
2022-05-17 10:36:42 AM  
He got what he wanted, too.

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2022-05-17 10:38:40 AM  

Valter: How do you have nine wives? Having one wife happy would be a struggle. Having nine wives sounds like you want to hurt yourself.


It's skill honed with many years of practice.

Reminds me of Keith Rainere and his Nexium group. He got models, actresses (Chole!), heiresses to give him millions of dollars in his MLM scheme, swear to be only loyal to him, and then get them to recruit women to have sex with him. He got them all to be on a super low calorie diet because he likes them skinny while he was chubby.

My point is that it's not he has nine wives. It's that he has found nine women who are happy to be in the nine wives situation. He's spend years honing and crafting a system of finding and filtering such women.
 
2022-05-17 10:41:07 AM  
"I felt cheated"

Says a guy banging 8 other women.
 
2022-05-17 10:41:08 AM  

Unsung_Hero: Why would you ever want more than two wives?


I say the same thing about cars.

Also guitars.
 
2022-05-17 10:44:17 AM  
Tony Ferrino - Bigamy At Christmas
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2022-05-17 10:46:06 AM  

hej: In today's episode of "stories that are surely completely true"...


I'm pretty sure the article mentioned he has an onlyfans, so yah it's all bullshiat.
 
2022-05-17 10:46:26 AM  
By my calculations, he must have at least $4.5 million.
 
2022-05-17 10:48:56 AM  

Valter: How do you have nine wives? Having one wife happy would be a struggle. Having nine wives sounds like you want to hurt yourself.


I think it would be like having kids, if you have one you have to be their entertainment, if you have two they can play together and by the time you have a third the first born is taking pressure off the parents by helping out with the other two. But if you go beyond that you're farking stupid
 
2022-05-17 10:51:00 AM  

honk: In short, we came to the decision to divorce.

Isn't divorce against the Catholic faith? You lost me at that line.


Annulment is still ok
 
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