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(The Sun)   For perhaps the first time ever, Farkers won't be able to complain about sharp knees (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2948 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 17 May 2022 at 11:06 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-17 9:17:27 AM  
No her knees weren't erased, this is an unedited photo they accidentally released. They forgot to Photoshop in her knees because lizard people don't have knee caps. Study it out people.
 
2022-05-17 10:12:43 AM  
Mannequins look more life like and real dolls have more original parts.
 
2022-05-17 10:46:09 AM  
I don't understand why we keep giving them attention and money.
 
2022-05-17 11:07:37 AM  
THAT'S what the kids find attractive nowadays???
 
2022-05-17 11:11:50 AM  
Not enough pixels to study the pixels.
 
2022-05-17 11:12:30 AM  
That whole thing is so weird.
 
2022-05-17 11:29:05 AM  

foo monkey: I don't understand why we keep giving them attention and money.


yet you participate in society
 
2022-05-17 11:40:46 AM  
I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp, um, elbows. She is way below my standards.
 
2022-05-17 11:43:25 AM  

foo monkey: I don't understand why we keep giving them attention and money.


I think they pay the media (and fark) for our attention and money.

And, we will give our attention and money to every headline that shows up on fark.
 
2022-05-17 11:57:56 AM  
The lighting sucks and the contrast is low (not that I ever figured out what to do with those tone curves either) but I can see her knees:
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Here she is contrasted up a bit in a simple freeware image handling program.  When you get rid of the wrinkles on someone's knees, there's not a lot left to see.  Especially on the leg that is straight.
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2022-05-17 12:01:58 PM  
I was going to comment with "shoes: how do they work?" then I saw she's wearing shoes.

Kind of.
 
2022-05-17 12:15:11 PM  
Ill need to see her turn around before I can make ANY judgments.
 
2022-05-17 12:36:51 PM  
Is it possible to have a huge ass and a thigh gap? Seems unlikely.
 
2022-05-17 12:40:03 PM  

WhippingBoi: THAT'S what the kids find attractive nowadays???


NGL, she looks like Dexter's mom or even Miss Bellum, and I dig it. 

/Who needs knees?
 
2022-05-17 12:42:39 PM  

Loucifer: Is it possible to have a huge ass and a thigh gap? Seems unlikely.


Body fat distributes differently based on body type. Hers seems to favor the hips and outer thighs. 

Plus you'll notice that she's standing with her heels pushed apart, which is a clever way to adjust your frame in such a way as to accent traits, similar to arching your back or even wearing heels can make your booty look bigger. 

The Kardashians/Jenners are pretty much professionals when it comes to manipulating their image.
 
2022-05-17 12:43:27 PM  

Loucifer: Is it possible to have a huge ass and a thigh gap? Seems unlikely.


If you look at her posture (not her boobs, even though they are on her chest), i believe it's the old "lean forward and rotate hips" trick. An easily done illusion when taken dead straight from the front.

She looks like she is slightly hunched forward. Ass out to rotate her pelvic floor and for her knees to be parallel with the hips, instead of under the groin. Your knee is normaly 2 inches to your center mass [this assumes you are not packing on the pounds].
 
2022-05-17 12:45:29 PM  

Loucifer: Is it possible to have a huge ass and a thigh gap? Seems unlikely.


Anything is possible with Photoshop.
 
2022-05-17 12:48:25 PM  
I could have lived my entire life not knowing what the term "Blackfishing" means and would have been happy.
 
2022-05-17 1:06:49 PM  
I'm pretty sure I don't have knees either.   When I look down all I see is gut.   I'm not even sure I have legs anymore.
 
2022-05-17 1:49:58 PM  
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2022-05-17 2:23:50 PM  

WhippingBoi: THAT'S what the kids find attractive nowadays???


That's Whales.
 
2022-05-17 2:27:26 PM  

Karma Chameleon: foo monkey: I don't understand why we keep giving them attention and money.

yet you participate in society


Not really.
 
2022-05-17 2:29:34 PM  
This is the human version of autotune
 
2022-05-17 5:09:08 PM  

MiamiChef: I could have lived my entire life not knowing what the term "Blackfishing" means and would have been happy.


And yet here you are trying to sucker the rest of us into looking up that term, presumably so we can share your unhappiness.

Nope, not falling for it!
 
2022-05-17 6:02:42 PM  
"Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." ― Hedy Lamarr
 
2022-05-17 6:03:08 PM  
FTFA: "The reality star, 24, showed off her curves in a purple crochet one-piece to promote her skincare line's new collection.

Yeah, except that's knitted. I can tell from some of the stitches and from seeing quite a few knits in my time.
 
2022-05-17 9:17:59 PM  

foo monkey: I don't understand why we keep giving them attention and money.


big tits and asses
 
2022-05-17 9:20:39 PM  

Loucifer: Is it possible to have a huge ass and a thigh gap? Seems unlikely.


yes, if you have skinny legs and butt implants

/ if you get them, send the money, get a good doctor
 
2022-05-17 9:31:56 PM  
Too overinflated.
 
2022-05-17 9:54:47 PM  
That is a disgusting family. A small meteor perfectly placed would do the world many favors.
 
2022-05-17 10:01:01 PM  
Who?
 
2022-05-17 10:19:04 PM  
The only good thing to come out of that useless mob is Kirby Jenner.

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2022-05-18 1:20:57 AM  

Billy Liar: "Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid." ― Hedy Lamarr


That's Hedley.
 
2022-05-18 1:36:16 AM  
Every time I see one of that bunch the picture has been so heavily Photoshopped they look surreal. I have to give them props, they are the biggest attention whores I've ever seen. They may not have invented attention whoring but they have perfected it.
 
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