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(ESPN)   Can Jayson Tatum, Marcus Smart, and the rest of the Celtics go into Miami and take Game 1 of the Eastern Conference Finals against the Heat? Or will Tyler Herro, Kyle Lowry, and Miami triumph? Tipoff is at 8:30 PM ET on ESPN   (espn.com) divider line
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2022-05-17 6:41:29 AM  
TheJoe03: Just funny you're absolutely shocked the Suns lost to some peasant team like the Mavs. We beat y'all last time we played, maybe take the team a bit more seriously.

I'm mocking the Suns, not the Mavs. But I see your point. Here's to hoping they meet in the finals so we can jab each other for 5-6 games.
 
2022-05-17 7:11:14 AM  
Hilarious.

https://www.celticsblog.com/2022/5/16/23077106/boston-celtics-vs-miami-heat-eastern-conference-finals-preview-nba-playoffs

Almost every matchup they say "advantage: Miami" but then predict Celtics in six.
 
2022-05-17 4:41:19 PM  
Also, I will be live, so be here.
 
2022-05-17 4:42:29 PM  
Jason Kidd out-coached the Coach of the Year
Youtube ekU6-AMcU6M
 
2022-05-17 5:06:10 PM  
Heat-Celtics, and the pressure must bite high because Rondo got charged with domestic abuse.
 
2022-05-17 5:15:40 PM  
In Boston, nothing is handed to us. We earn our happiness, and then we beat it with a tire iron because joy should always be fleeting.

https://www.nbcsports.com/boston/celtics/beating-heat-will-be-hard-here-are-7-reasons-why-hating-them-easy
 
2022-05-17 6:30:56 PM  
Horford and Smart out.
 
2022-05-17 8:10:15 PM  

jaylectricity: TheJoe03: Just funny you're absolutely shocked the Suns lost to some peasant team like the Mavs. We beat y'all last time we played, maybe take the team a bit more seriously.

I'm mocking the Suns, not the Mavs. But I see your point. Here's to hoping they meet in the finals so we can jab each other for 5-6 games.


Ha, I'm here for it bruh bruh. Both our teams had a similar ending to the regular season, two hottest teams in the league. Would be a fun series. I'm a Lakers hater so I never had too much beef with the Celtics.
 
2022-05-17 8:10:47 PM  
Would be a horrible start if the Heat lose this game at home with Horford and Smart out, btw. We shall see.
 
2022-05-17 8:16:06 PM  

Naido: In Boston, nothing is handed to us. We earn our happiness, and then we beat it with a tire iron because joy should always be fleeting.

https://www.nbcsports.com/boston/celtics/beating-heat-will-be-hard-here-are-7-reasons-why-hating-them-easy


Did I write that article?
 
2022-05-17 8:25:45 PM  
Oh yeah, draft lottery is happening.
 
2022-05-17 8:27:13 PM  
Don't watch college, who's probably the top pick? At least knowing the Magic got it, who would they probably pick based on need?
 
2022-05-17 8:27:48 PM  
Also, when is the process going into effect for the Thunder with their 5 million picks they got for Westbrook and all that?
 
2022-05-17 8:28:03 PM  
What do I have, like 15 minutes before they actually tip off?
 
2022-05-17 8:30:29 PM  

jaylectricity: What do I have, like 15 minutes before they actually tip off?


Honestly, that's probably exactly right
 
2022-05-17 8:31:56 PM  
Oh and definitely thinking way too far ahead but if the Mavs and Celtics make it through this round, Dallas would actually get home court.
 
2022-05-17 8:38:16 PM  

TheJoe03: jaylectricity: What do I have, like 15 minutes before they actually tip off?

Honestly, that's probably exactly right


Yeah, the countdown clock looked like it started at 15 at 8:30.

TheJoe03: Oh and definitely thinking way too far ahead but if the Mavs and Celtics make it through this round, Dallas would actually get home court.


Celtics have won four road games this postseason. I don't think it will matter much. Just means Pritchard won't hit a shot in the first two games.
 
2022-05-17 8:42:05 PM  

jaylectricity: TheJoe03: jaylectricity: What do I have, like 15 minutes before they actually tip off?

Honestly, that's probably exactly right

Yeah, the countdown clock looked like it started at 15 at 8:30.

TheJoe03: Oh and definitely thinking way too far ahead but if the Mavs and Celtics make it through this round, Dallas would actually get home court.

Celtics have won four road games this postseason. I don't think it will matter much. Just means Pritchard won't hit a shot in the first two games.


We just beat the one team I was most worried about matchup wise, so we playing with house money and I ain't exactly afraid of any remaining matchup. Actually the Warriors are the team I am most worried about out of the teams remaining.
 
2022-05-17 8:43:58 PM  

TheJoe03: We just beat the one team I was most worried about matchup wise, so we playing with house money and I ain't exactly afraid of any remaining matchup. Actually the Warriors are the team I am most worried about out of the teams remaining.


I don't know about house money, but the same with beating the Bucks and being cautious about the Warriors. But the Celtics have a pretty good record against the Warriors over the last few years. Obviously, all regular season.
 
2022-05-17 8:45:09 PM  

jaylectricity: TheJoe03: We just beat the one team I was most worried about matchup wise, so we playing with house money and I ain't exactly afraid of any remaining matchup. Actually the Warriors are the team I am most worried about out of the teams remaining.

I don't know about house money, but the same with beating the Bucks and being cautious about the Warriors. But the Celtics have a pretty good record against the Warriors over the last few years. Obviously, all regular season.


Well you have more expectations just because you're the Celtics probably. Dallas already had a successful season no matter what is all I'm saying. Let's manifest this finals matchup, it behooves us both, lol.
 
2022-05-17 8:46:31 PM  
I'll start with, this isn't the bubble and the Celtics have grown a lot since losing to the Heat a couple years ago.
 
2022-05-17 8:48:02 PM  
Both Williams on the floor to start. Grant hits a three to start it off.
 
2022-05-17 8:48:42 PM  

TheJoe03: Let's manifest this finals matchup, it behooves us both, lol.


Oh yeah, and hopefully they all start at this time or later so I can be live.
 
2022-05-17 8:49:51 PM  

jaylectricity: TheJoe03: Let's manifest this finals matchup, it behooves us both, lol.

Oh yeah, and hopefully they all start at this time or later so I can be live.


LFG!
 
2022-05-17 8:49:57 PM  
Rob Williams with a block. Miami appears unready for the Celtics right now. Only 90 seconds in, though. 7-0 C's
 
2022-05-17 8:51:44 PM  
C's fighting for the rebound so hard they bounce it of their hands to the Heat, then get a jump ball instead of calling a timeout.
 
2022-05-17 8:52:39 PM  
C'mon Tatum...you should know somebody is trying to chase you down.
 
2022-05-17 8:53:11 PM  
Nearly three minutes into the game before the Heat score.
 
2022-05-17 8:54:10 PM  
Brown with all kinds of time to reset and hits the three. Then a stop. 10-4 and the ball.
 
2022-05-17 8:54:36 PM  
Trying to figure out if I want to top-load my BAC or take a more even approach.
 
2022-05-17 8:55:08 PM  
Nice move by Tatum and gets the and 1.
 
2022-05-17 8:55:49 PM  

TheJoe03: Nice move by Tatum and gets the and 1.


The missed free throws by otherwise good shooters infuriates me.
 
2022-05-17 8:56:39 PM  

jaylectricity: TheJoe03: Nice move by Tatum and gets the and 1.

The missed free throws by otherwise good shooters infuriates me.


Better hope it don't come back to bite em. Y'all looking great so far despite missing two key players.
 
2022-05-17 8:57:32 PM  
Does anybody know if the NBA has a schedule for tv timeouts? I know in hockey first commercial comes after six minutes of game clock, second commerical after 10 and third after 14. Unless the reason for the whistle is a goal or icing.
 
2022-05-17 8:59:12 PM  

TheJoe03: jaylectricity: TheJoe03: Nice move by Tatum and gets the and 1.

The missed free throws by otherwise good shooters infuriates me.

Better hope it don't come back to bite em. Y'all looking great so far despite missing two key players.


The C's are a good all around team with multiple players who can do multiple things. Udoka has been pretty good at figuring out what combination can do what strategy.
 
2022-05-17 9:00:32 PM  
Herro has always been a pest...hits a three to make it 14-9. But Rob Williams gets an offensive board and makes it 16-9 halfway through the first.
 
2022-05-17 9:01:28 PM  
Rob Williams with consecutive buckets, 18-9. Heat answer with a basket, 18-11
 
2022-05-17 9:02:22 PM  
Power move by Adebayo...I said a couple years ago I'd love to have him on the Celtics. As Rob Williams hits his third consecutive shot for the Celtic.
 
2022-05-17 9:02:55 PM  
Whar medius, whar? I need somebody to make fun of me.
 
2022-05-17 9:03:07 PM  
Pretty move by Vincent, damn.
 
2022-05-17 9:03:34 PM  

jaylectricity: Whar medius, whar? I need somebody to make fun of me.


He in the cut somewhere, waiting for his moment.
 
2022-05-17 9:03:57 PM  
Another missed free throw. Please...don't.
 
2022-05-17 9:05:10 PM  
Miami getting back into sorts, tie it up.
 
2022-05-17 9:06:23 PM  

TheJoe03: jaylectricity: Whar medius, whar? I need somebody to make fun of me.

He in the cut somewhere, waiting for his moment.


I hope he's either drinking or putting all his energy into not drinking in anticipation of dunking on me.

/I love medius and I think I have his phone number
 
2022-05-17 9:09:39 PM  
You can't turn it over like that. Bad pass by Tatum or bad location by his target. Tatum gets a layup to make up for it.
 
2022-05-17 9:10:55 PM  
Consecutive offensive fouls.
 
2022-05-17 9:12:03 PM  
can we talk about the weirdness that was the lottery for a minute?
 
2022-05-17 9:12:23 PM  
why does jay have my phone number?

we never farked

... did we?
 
2022-05-17 9:13:03 PM  
C's put a little distance with a little five point run, but end the quarter with a three point lead as Pritchard (shockingly *eye roll*) misses a three on the road.
 
2022-05-17 9:13:59 PM  
I'll be back. I'm busy writing poetry.

Might have to do some more NBA rhymes, since my Mavs-Suns demolition bars got so much love ... read: none.
 
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