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2022-05-16 11:09:37 PM  
maaan, really not what I was hoping for :(

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/prolly still watch it tho'
 
2022-05-17 5:29:30 AM  
Really? Really. This is what I get.

Ok.

They are both bad.
 
2022-05-17 5:46:19 AM  

Valter: Really? Really. This is what I get.

Ok.

They are both bad.


I got tintar and that's fine. Where are luna and rose?

Yes I am going to cry.
 
2022-05-17 6:56:33 AM  
Hmm, this has me inspired to make a breakfast bagel sammie this morning. Thinking of using some smoked trout, an egg, tomato slice, dill, and a little spicy mayo.
 
2022-05-17 9:06:24 AM  
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"Email my webzone, if you want me to mail you a pizza roll."
 
2022-05-17 9:58:21 AM  
The cornerstone of every basement dweller's diet.
 
2022-05-17 11:02:58 AM  
Pizza bagels obv
 
2022-05-17 11:38:44 AM  

blodyholy: Hmm, this has me inspired to make a breakfast bagel sammie this morning. Thinking of using some smoked trout, an egg, tomato slice, dill, and a little spicy mayo.


have I ever mentioned how I hate you so verra, verra much.
 
2022-05-17 11:50:49 AM  
and, since the barleymilk thread closed, now for something completely different: my breakfast this morning was boricha (FormlessOne and I had been discussing) and one of the very delicious senbei gifted me by the resplendent kyuzokai.

basic construction is beyond simple:
- boil 2L water (quarts, whatever)
- add 3T roasted barley
- slight-boil 5 minutes longer (or to taste)
- strain, drink hot or chilled

I still prefer not adding anything extra, the flavor is so wonderfully light and the nutty/earthy + sweetness really stand out.

altho' next time I might try making it similar to how I do cha - half water, half milk (cow, oat, whatever) and brew it extra strong (otherwise the milk would totally overpower the subtle barley) - and maybe even toss in a hint of rosekolodny's glorious masala. I did previously use her milk-spice one time I made soba tea, and it was lovely!

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2022-05-17 12:17:51 PM  
I never really cared for the bagel bites, but you can take my pizza rolls when you pry them from my cold, dead hands.
 
2022-05-17 7:01:16 PM  

Valter: Valter: Really? Really. This is what I get.

Ok.

They are both bad.

I got tintar and that's fine. Where are luna and rose?

Yes I am going to cry.


Telling a natalist idiot over in pol that NO ONE is OBLIGATED to spawn the next human generation and "out compete" quiverfull fundies?

No one! But especially me, in this particular case......

But i think it's done now.
 
2022-05-17 7:22:23 PM  

Veloram: Pizza bagels obv


Nope.
Might as well make pizza on toast.
Pizza rolls are hip eggrolls.
Where pizza bagels are stupid tasting toast.
 
2022-05-17 7:26:52 PM  
what about english muffin air fryer pizzas? ones built on store bought naan or pitas? kenji uses flour tortillas in cast iron.

basically if it's a bread-like carb you can "pizza top" it. if you end up LIKING the result is just a personal thing.
 
2022-05-17 8:22:57 PM  
bagel bites vs pizza rolls?

roll all the way. dipped in ranch. as one does......
 
2022-05-17 9:37:35 PM  
I was sold at the egg yolk "sauce"
 
2022-05-18 12:06:45 AM  

Veloram: Pizza bagels obv


I say Pizza Rolls, if done like in this episode, Because a Pizza Bagel is just a riff on a pizza, on different bread (plus as a guy in the episode rightly points out, English Muffins work even better).  Pizza Rolls, especially homemade in deep fried Wonton wrappers, is something new, something more than just a copy of the base item.  You get a new texture via the frying, and the taste of a good oil.
 
2022-05-18 3:23:41 AM  
also you're all doing it wrong.

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