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2670 clicks; posted to Politics » on 17 May 2022 at 3:10 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-16 10:26:12 PM  
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2022-05-16 10:45:52 PM  
Choking on some cock?
 
2022-05-16 11:01:33 PM  
He's doing My Pillow commercials now, in for a penny in for a pound.
 
2022-05-16 11:08:47 PM  
Be careful you don't ask that of Madison Cawthorn, Doc. You might not like the answer.
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2022-05-17 3:15:42 AM  
He's running as a Republican, so the odds that he'll do something I'd approve of can only be calculated with the Infinite Improbability Drive.
 
2022-05-17 3:17:35 AM  
Yeah, I don't think so you little farking psycho.
 
2022-05-17 3:25:31 AM  
Makes me think of the old joke
Q:  How does a French women hold her liquor?
A:  By zee eyebrows!
 
2022-05-17 3:27:25 AM  
Die screaming in a gas fire scumbag
 
2022-05-17 3:27:45 AM  
"Oz will be doing exactly what you want him to do"

Licking the community anal beads we leave out for the homeless clean, while violating himself with a moldy cob of corn and singing 'I'm A Little Tea Pot'?
 
2022-05-17 3:48:53 AM  
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That dude looks like the Count!
 
2022-05-17 3:49:06 AM  
Engage in constant ethics violations to enrich himself and his buddies while regurgitating frequent talking points meant to divide the constituency? Isn't that what everyone wants from their reps in congress?
 
2022-05-17 3:50:38 AM  
His name is actually Öz, not Oz.
 
2022-05-17 3:59:56 AM  
Buttstuff.

The answer is always buttstuff.
 
2022-05-17 4:14:01 AM  

foo monkey: Makes me think of the old joke
Q:  How does a French women hold her liquor?
A:  By zee eyebrows!


I don't get it.
 
2022-05-17 4:16:03 AM  

ilambiquated: His name is actually Öz, not Oz.


Short for Ozymandius.  He thinks he's a really big deal, but if nobody pays attention to him for longer than a very special two-part episode of Oprah he vaporizes and people forget he ever existed.
 
2022-05-17 4:42:04 AM  

MurphyMurphy: "Oz will be doing exactly what you want him to do"

Licking the community anal beads we leave out for the homeless clean, while violating himself with a moldy cob of corn and singing 'I'm A Little Tea Pot'?


Go on...
 
2022-05-17 4:54:56 AM  
Well, with a brain trust like that how can they be wrong?

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2022-05-17 5:01:58 AM  
He's going after the subset of bored suburban moms who see... something... in him that they're missing in their marriages.
 
2022-05-17 5:06:05 AM  

espiaboricua: He's going after the subset of bored suburban moms who see... something... in him that they're missing in their marriages.


Their marriages are lacking in bullshiat?
 
2022-05-17 5:09:22 AM  
There's nothing but garbage in the field for the Republican option. I kinda wish Pennsylvania had a open primary.
 
2022-05-17 5:20:02 AM  
No. Just no. Why is this guy getting posted?
 
2022-05-17 5:45:18 AM  

foo monkey: Makes me think of the old joke
Q:  How does a French women hold her liquor?
A:  By zee eyebrows!


I learned it as a Rocky Horror callback

Riff Raff [drops glass with drink]
Crowd chants, "Riff can't hold his liquor!"
What is the pepper way to hold your liquor? By the ears!
 
2022-05-17 5:45:49 AM  

LedLawless: foo monkey: Makes me think of the old joke
Q:  How does a French women hold her liquor?
A:  By zee eyebrows!

I learned it as a Rocky Horror callback

Riff Raff [drops glass with drink]
Crowd chants, "Riff can't hold his liquor!"
What is the pepper way to hold your liquor? By the ears!


*proper
 
2022-05-17 6:31:06 AM  
I expect if elected he'll insist on being called
Senator Doctor OZ

Maybe
The Right Honorable Senator Doctor Oz First of His Name
 
2022-05-17 7:01:47 AM  

omg bbq: foo monkey: Makes me think of the old joke
Q:  How does a French women hold her liquor?
A:  By zee eyebrows!

I don't get it.


I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you'll meet a nice partner someday who will demonstrate.
 
2022-05-17 7:18:35 AM  
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2022-05-17 7:47:25 AM  
I guess he needs to put all that a snake oil to use.
 
2022-05-17 8:06:39 AM  
Talk in third person?
 
2022-05-17 8:31:55 AM  
Dr Ooze is in bed with Mike Pillow?  Yeah, I can see that.
 
2022-05-17 8:35:46 AM  
Urinating in the milk shake machine next to the bed?  Oh.  Don't judge me.  I don't suffer from beetus.  I embrace it.  Now, grab a strap Doctor Oz and roll me over.  I wanna watch my other TV.
 
2022-05-17 9:07:49 AM  
If he was your coworker there would be a mandatory HR meeting tomorrow after saying that, but in PA you can vote for him.
 
2022-05-17 10:19:36 AM  
"Always remember, folks - Dr. Oz is the little spoon. Always."
 
2022-05-17 10:21:33 AM  

arrogantbastich: Choking on some cock?


Great, now all I can hear is Anna singing "Do you wanna blow an old man?" to Dr. Oz, locked in his bedroom after losing the PA election...
 
2022-05-17 10:24:06 AM  

LedLawless: foo monkey: Makes me think of the old joke
Q:  How does a French women hold her liquor?
A:  By zee eyebrows!

I learned it as a Rocky Horror callback

Riff Raff [drops glass with drink]
Crowd chants, "Riff can't hold his liquor!"
What is the pepper way to hold your liquor? By the ears!


Now throw toast.
 
2022-05-17 1:01:06 PM  
🎵 Dr. John C. Lilly🎵


/sorry
 
2022-05-17 2:07:06 PM  

omg bbq: foo monkey: Makes me think of the old joke
Q:  How does a French women hold her liquor?
A:  By zee eyebrows!

I don't get it.


I think it's supposed to be'by zee ears'
 
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