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(KQED San Francisco)   Two men on trial for plot to blow up California Democratic HQ, one played the "white privilege" card. Literally   (kqed.org) divider line
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2022-05-16 9:26:39 PM  
Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??
 
2022-05-16 9:35:04 PM  
Privilege card or permit?

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2022-05-16 9:36:25 PM  
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2022-05-16 9:54:13 PM  

covfefe: Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??


Literally.  From the article:

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Like seriously man?  What the farking fark?
 
2022-05-16 9:59:01 PM  
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2022-05-17 2:15:07 AM  
I can't even, tonight.  I got zero hours of sleep yesterday.
 
2022-05-17 2:18:53 AM  
And just last month, an Orange County man was arrested for allegedly threatening to bomb the headquarters of Merriam-Webster, the dictionary publisher, because he was upset by the company's definition of "female."

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2022-05-17 2:19:50 AM  
But he "paid his bills on time" !!!

/according to his family and friends.
 
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2022-05-17 2:24:38 AM  
One rope around their nuts and another tied to a stallion directed to gallop around the city block for days. You wanted to be cowboys, well yee haw boys. farking traitors
 
2022-05-17 2:25:58 AM  

The Third Man: covfefe: Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??

Literally.  From the article:

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Like seriously man?  What the farking fark?


Exhibit 1A: Right-wing humour
 
2022-05-17 2:27:01 AM  

The Third Man: covfefe: Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??

Literally.  From the article:

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Like seriously man?  What the farking fark?


Holy shiat, that really is from tfa.  Granted they just found it in his safe and he didn't actually try to use it, but he did in fact have a literal white privilege card.

Also, this quote from tfa:
"was also a loving husband and father who paid his bills on time, according to his family and friends."

Really?  What the fark does paying his bills on time have to do with anything in this story?  He's on trial for planning to blow up a building, not missing a house payment.
 
2022-05-17 2:27:28 AM  
Rogers: Scare the whole country
Rogers: Can you imagine cnn covering this haha !
Rogers: I'll leave a envelope with our demands and intentions
Rogers: Basically saying we declare war on the Democratic Party and all traitors to the republic.
Copeland: That's some expendables stuff.
Rogers: We need to send a message
Copeland: Yep I agree
Rogers: Start a movement


Mr Show - Operation Hell on Earth
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2022-05-17 2:28:26 AM  
Extremists Hiding in Plain Sight

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Ok, it's really frightening that they've developed a technique this effective.
 
2022-05-17 2:31:22 AM  

American Decency Association: The Third Man: covfefe: Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??

Literally.  From the article:

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Like seriously man?  What the farking fark?

Exhibit 1A: Right-wing humour


Wait! They finally came up with a second joke? Are you sure the white privilege card doesn't identify as an attack helicopter.
 
2022-05-17 2:31:57 AM  

Alphax: I can't even, tonight.  I got zero hours of sleep yesterday.


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2022-05-17 2:36:51 AM  
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No no! Adolph would never do anything like that. He loved the outdoors, and children.
He was a hard worker and cared a lot about his community.

You probably just caught him on a bad day. I'm sure he won't eliminate the jews like he said in his speeches and writings... that's just boys being boys.
 
2022-05-17 2:38:52 AM  

C18H27NO3: But he "paid his bills on time" !!!

/according to his family and friends.


That means he bought everything on layaway.
 
2022-05-17 2:39:26 AM  
FTA: in the weeks after Joe Biden was declared the next president

Pretty sure we elect, not declare.

/ Unless it is a "hereby declare"
 
2022-05-17 2:47:46 AM  
 
2022-05-17 2:50:16 AM  

schnee: FTA: in the weeks after Joe Biden was declared the next president

Pretty sure we elect, not declare.

/ Unless it is a "hereby declare"


Yeah, see, but Biden didn't say 'hereby' so his Presidency is invalid.
 
2022-05-17 2:50:47 AM  
The GOP is a terrorist organization.
 
2022-05-17 2:55:33 AM  

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No no! Adolph would never do anything like that. He loved the outdoors, and children.
He was a hard worker and cared a lot about his community.

You probably just caught him on a bad day. I'm sure he won't eliminate the jews like he said in his speeches and writings... that's just boys being boys.


I'm not sure there's a single Republican today who could pull off a photo op like that... with a suit that fits, and a child that doesn't try to escape.
 
2022-05-17 2:59:19 AM  

MurphyMurphy: [Fark user image 850x1173]
No no! Adolph would never do anything like that. He loved the outdoors, and children.
He was a hard worker and cared a lot about his community.

You probably just caught him on a bad day. I'm sure he won't eliminate the jews like he said in his speeches and writings... that's just boys being boys.


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2022-05-17 2:59:39 AM  
More and more I'm thinking Ruby Ridge wasn't a mistake.

The FBI should have doubled down and gone after those groups even harder. Instead they backed off and admitted they were wrong, and allowed these groups to grow, fester, and metastasize.
 
2022-05-17 3:01:14 AM  
FTFA:
Rogers and Copeland were arrested in January and July of 2021, respectively, according to court records.

What will really sell news papers now is putting on some domestic terrorists on trial!
 
2022-05-17 3:02:51 AM  

The Third Man: covfefe: Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??

Literally.  From the article:

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Like seriously man?  What the farking fark?


What is the significance of 45?  If the number had been 0088 0088 0088 0088 I would get that...
 
2022-05-17 3:03:11 AM  

Jiggatron69: Alphax: I can't even, tonight.  I got zero hours of sleep yesterday.

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2022-05-17 3:03:47 AM  

flondrix: What is the significance of 45?  If the number had been 0088 0088 0088 0088 I would get that...


45th president, I assume.
 
2022-05-17 3:03:55 AM  

Ishkur: More and more I'm thinking Ruby Ridge wasn't a mistake.


Oh it absolutely was botched.

The problem is the people they raided forced a violent confrontation. The response should have been a complete take down of every one immediately.
 
2022-05-17 3:03:59 AM  
And.....................to end it all in the end white people will end up as the not ruling minority no matter how many black brown and yellow people they drag to hell with them.
 
2022-05-17 3:04:14 AM  

flondrix: The Third Man: covfefe: Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??

Literally.  From the article:

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Like seriously man?  What the farking fark?

What is the significance of 45?  If the number had been 0088 0088 0088 0088 I would get that...


45th president.
 
2022-05-17 3:06:36 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Ishkur: More and more I'm thinking Ruby Ridge wasn't a mistake.

Oh it absolutely was botched.

The problem is the people they raided forced a violent confrontation. The response should have been a complete take down of every one immediately.


So it was botched.... but they shouldn't have left any survivors.

At least they got his dog.
 
2022-05-17 3:10:16 AM  

Neondistraction: The Third Man: covfefe: Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??

Literally.  From the article:

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Like seriously man?  What the farking fark?

Holy shiat, that really is from tfa.  Granted they just found it in his safe and he didn't actually try to use it, but he did in fact have a literal white privilege card.

Also, this quote from tfa:
"was also a loving husband and father who paid his bills on time, according to his family and friends."

Really?  What the fark does paying his bills on time have to do with anything in this story?  He's on trial for planning to blow up a building, not missing a house payment.


It's the closest they can get to praising him for making the trains run on time.
 
2022-05-17 3:13:00 AM  
What the fark is this white privilege card? This sounds like bullshiat from some sad white sacks. What have they lost? Not a god damned thing.
 
2022-05-17 3:14:12 AM  
The language they use is quite telling. Democrats are "the enemy". Not people, not Americans. But the faceless Other to be defeated.
 
2022-05-17 3:14:31 AM  

Night Train to Wakanda: Ishkur: More and more I'm thinking Ruby Ridge wasn't a mistake.

Oh it absolutely was botched.

The problem is the people they raided forced a violent confrontation. The response should have been a complete take down of every one immediately.


That's a really poor summary of the situation, and 'everyone' included children.
 
2022-05-17 3:16:56 AM  

UndeadPoetsSociety: 'everyone' included children.


Who were burned alive because they got the Dorner treatment.

Not every breach needs to be lethal.
 
2022-05-17 3:18:11 AM  

Fart_Machine: And just last month, an Orange County man was arrested for allegedly threatening to bomb the headquarters of Merriam-Webster, the dictionary publisher, because he was upset by the company's definition of "female."


I must have missed that one. And all I can say is WTF? They are truly disassociated with reality.
 
2022-05-17 3:21:11 AM  

Archie Goodwin: Fart_Machine: And just last month, an Orange County man was arrested for allegedly threatening to bomb the headquarters of Merriam-Webster, the dictionary publisher, because he was upset by the company's definition of "female."

I must have missed that one. And all I can say is WTF? They are truly disassociated with reality.


https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeremy-david-hanson-merriam-webster-threat-california-anti-lgbtq/
 
2022-05-17 3:25:55 AM  

rosekolodny: Archie Goodwin: Fart_Machine: And just last month, an Orange County man was arrested for allegedly threatening to bomb the headquarters of Merriam-Webster, the dictionary publisher, because he was upset by the company's definition of "female."

I must have missed that one. And all I can say is WTF? They are truly disassociated with reality.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/jeremy-david-hanson-merriam-webster-threat-california-anti-lgbtq/


Wow. He seems nice. And 'could' face jail.

Thanks for the link.
 
2022-05-17 3:29:42 AM  
If the money didn't go to right wing nuts I'd say we should start a charity to buy and hand out white privilege cards to black people in case they're stopped by the police.
 
2022-05-17 3:31:19 AM  

The Third Man: covfefe: Literally Literally literally, or Literally Figuratively Literally, or figuratively Figuratively literally? Like did he have a literal card on his personal effects which he then appeared to play? Or like he Literally played the card but the race part was only Figuratively Literally literal, and also was the headline Ironically literal or just Figuratively Ironically literal itself??

Literally.  From the article:

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Like seriously man?  What the farking fark?


Forty five? Forty five?? Is that a Trump reference?
 
2022-05-17 3:44:59 AM  
 
2022-05-17 3:53:06 AM  
"he made a mistake. He would never hurt anyone."

Then what are the 50+ guns, pipebombs, and tactical plans to firebomb the DNC building?? A prank??
 
2022-05-17 4:08:07 AM  
If "guns are your passion" there's a 100% chance that you're a deranged creep.
 
2022-05-17 4:13:44 AM  
The Wiggles - Hot Potato (2004)
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2022-05-17 4:21:42 AM  
Yuliia Rogers said she met her husband online and that he came to see her in her native Ukraine three times before they married.

He actually got a mail-order bride. LOL
 
2022-05-17 4:24:47 AM  

Neondistraction: Also, this quote from tfa:
"was also a loving husband and father who paid his bills on time, according to his family and friends."

Really?  What the fark does paying his bills on time have to do with anything in this story?  He's on trial for planning to blow up a building, not missing a house payment.


If you read enough British print media, one descriptor that tends to frequently make an appearance, especially when some yob bites it following a night out gone wrong, is "talented footballer." Nothing good to say about someone? "Talented footballer." Book it. Done.

I assume it's the same here. There's nothing good to say about this person other than "paid bills on time."
 
2022-05-17 4:35:58 AM  

sensitive yet dangerous: Neondistraction: Also, this quote from tfa:
"was also a loving husband and father who paid his bills on time, according to his family and friends."

Really?  What the fark does paying his bills on time have to do with anything in this story?  He's on trial for planning to blow up a building, not missing a house payment.

If you read enough British print media, one descriptor that tends to frequently make an appearance, especially when some yob bites it following a night out gone wrong, is "talented footballer." Nothing good to say about someone? "Talented footballer." Book it. Done.

I assume it's the same here. There's nothing good to say about this person other than "paid bills on time."


"paying one's bills on time" is high virtue in a capitalist dystopia.
 
2022-05-17 4:37:03 AM  

sensitive yet dangerous: Neondistraction: Also, this quote from tfa:
"was also a loving husband and father who paid his bills on time, according to his family and friends."

Really?  What the fark does paying his bills on time have to do with anything in this story?  He's on trial for planning to blow up a building, not missing a house payment.

If you read enough British print media, one descriptor that tends to frequently make an appearance, especially when some yob bites it following a night out gone wrong, is "talented footballer." Nothing good to say about someone? "Talented footballer." Book it. Done.

I assume it's the same here. There's nothing good to say about this person other than "paid bills on time."


Says a lot about the people giving the quotes, too.

flamingboard: I've tried a get out of jail free card. It didn't work.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3772979/Protester-produces-Monopoly-jail-free-card-arrested-police.html


You can't go by Monopoly rules, man, that game is nuts!  Nobody just picks up get-out-of-jail free cards, those costs thousands of dollars.
 
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