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(The Moscow Times)   Coup Cola, Fail Orange and Shiat invade Russia   (themoscowtimes.com) divider line
    More: Fake, Coca-Cola, Russia, Russian beverage maker, Russian market, iconic brands, lieu of Coca-Cola, Soviet Union, Russian language  
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2022-05-16 7:04:35 PM  
I love the beautiful symmetry of starting a war in Europe, then not being able to import Fanta.
 
2022-05-16 7:22:32 PM  
"Now made with 10% Krokodil!"
 
2022-05-16 8:02:40 PM  

foo monkey: I love the beautiful symmetry of starting a war in Europe, then not being able to import Fanta.


We can only hope that this stuff has less rotting fruit and byproducts than the original Fanta, but being Russia, it's likely to be laced with benzene and bath salts.
 
2022-05-16 9:49:57 PM  
I just want one food thing so I can yell at my favorites. This is So Gosh Dang disappointing.

I want to yell at people I love!!!
 
2022-05-16 9:52:45 PM  
I honestly thought the headline was referring to a Trump trip to Russia.  I clicked for the twist that landed it in the food tab
 
2022-05-16 11:13:49 PM  
No Sprunk.

How else you gonna get your health bar back up, Russia?
 
2022-05-16 11:14:28 PM  

Bruce Campbell vs Army of Farkness: I honestly thought the headline was referring to a Trump trip to Russia.  I clicked for the twist that landed it in the food tab


^^^^
 
2022-05-16 11:15:40 PM  
What poisonous industrial byproducts are they using for flavor and coloring?
 
2022-05-16 11:18:31 PM  

max_pooper: What poisonous industrial byproducts are they using for flavor and coloring?


Pepsi.
 
2022-05-16 11:56:21 PM  
The labeling looks cute at least, too bad it's because of the murderous actions of an evil kleptocrat.
 
2022-05-17 12:15:12 AM  
Why drink copies of decadent Western cola when there is Baikal, comrade?
(Actually, Baikal tastes really good)
 
2022-05-17 2:31:30 AM  
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2022-05-17 4:01:47 AM  
But does it mix well with vodka?
 
2022-05-17 7:56:29 AM  
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2022-05-17 11:50:45 AM  

foo monkey: I love the beautiful symmetry of starting a war in Europe, then not being able to import Fanta.


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Doncha wanna Fanta?

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2022-05-17 12:01:09 PM  

alechemist: But does it mix well with vodka?


*slaps the vodak out of your whore hand*
 
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