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2022-05-16 4:03:13 PM  
Orange County Sheriff Department says the Laguna Woods church shooting was a "politically motivated shooting" saying the suspect was upset with relations between Taiwan and China.

Also had personal grievance between him and the Taiwanese community.
 
2022-05-16 4:03:44 PM  
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-61463364

Italian police say pro-Russian hackers targeted Eurovision, which was won by Ukraine.
 
2022-05-16 4:04:13 PM  
https://twitter.com/mehdirhasan/status/1526007802438864896

In our handover tonight, I asked @AymanM why white conservative cable hosts are able to get away with saying stuff on air - racist conspiracist stuff! - that we, brown Muslim cable hosts, (rightly) wouldn't be able to get away with saying.

Watch:
https://t.co/nznqJEmgHT
 
2022-05-16 4:04:38 PM  
https://twitter.com/Liz_Cheney/status/1526159124840558592

The House GOP leadership has enabled white nationalism, white supremacy, and anti-semitism. History has taught us that what begins with words ends in far worse. @GOP leaders must renounce and reject these views and those who hold them.
 
2022-05-16 4:04:57 PM  
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/navy-secretary-visit-uss-george-washington-rash-suicides-rcna29012

Crew members have been instructed to clean up the warship to "make it look presentable" ahead of Navy Secretary Carlos Del Toro's arrival on Tuesday.
 
2022-05-16 4:05:17 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/16/politics/supreme-court-campaign-funds-ted-cruz/index.html

The Supreme Court on Monday ruled in favor of Republican Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas in a case involving the use of campaign funds to repay personal campaign loans, dealing the latest blow to campaign finance regulations.
 
2022-05-16 4:05:42 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/16/politics/somalia-troop-redeployment/index.html

President Joe Biden has approved a request by the Pentagon to redeploy US troops to Somalia in an effort to counter the terrorist group al-Shabaab, a senior administration official said on Monday.
 
2022-05-16 4:06:02 PM  
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/buffalo-shooting-suspect-planned-continue-rampage-street-police-say-rcna28969

Buffalo Police Commissioner Joseph Gramaglia said suspect Payton Gendron, 18, planned to drive down Jefferson Avenue "looking to shoot more Black people."
 
2022-05-16 4:06:18 PM  
https://apnews.com/article/russia-ukraine-2f6b8fc85d7b06090b9922e74a2445a7

McDonald's said Monday that it has started the process of selling its Russian business, which includes 850 restaurants that employ 62,000 people, making it the latest major Western corporation to exit Russia since it invaded Ukraine in February.
 
2022-05-16 4:06:57 PM  
https://twitter.com/DashaBurns/status/1526184172208914432?t=p-S9Xl7ucqz3RxQF5defTA&s=19

NEW: @NBCNews has verified these images of Barnette marching toward the Capitol on Jan 6 alongside member of the Proud Boys who were later arrested and indicted for breaking into the building and attacking officers.
 
2022-05-16 4:07:23 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://twitter.com/DashaBurns/status/1526184172208914432?t=p-S9Xl7ucqz3RxQF5defTA&s=19

NEW: @NBCNews has verified these images of Barnette marching toward the Capitol on Jan 6 alongside member of the Proud Boys who were later arrested and indicted for breaking into the building and attacking officers.


https://twitter.com/HotlineJosh/status/1526260923308056581

Republicans are on the verge of nominating the insurrectionist ticket in Pennsylvania.
 
2022-05-16 4:20:12 PM  
Reminder: Because it's MONDAY, it's a real "The Rachel Maddow Show" with Rachel herself and not just "MSNBC Prime" with some other host.
 
2022-05-16 4:47:52 PM  

Sarah Jessica Farker: Reminder: Because it's MONDAY, it's a real "The Rachel Maddow Show" with Rachel herself and not just "MSNBC Prime" with some other host.


With tomorrow's election I wonder if she'll be on?
 
2022-05-16 4:50:35 PM  
WASHINGTON (AP) - Baby formula maker Abbott says it has reached deal with regulators to restart production at factory tied to shortage.
 
2022-05-16 4:56:02 PM  

JulieAzel626: Sarah Jessica Farker: Reminder: Because it's MONDAY, it's a real "The Rachel Maddow Show" with Rachel herself and not just "MSNBC Prime" with some other host.

With tomorrow's election I wonder if she'll be on?


I'm betting 'no', but she could surprise me. I expect we'll have Steve and his Big Board, though!
 
2022-05-16 5:06:38 PM  
Don't forget folks, it's Monday so Rach is on tonight.

XD
 
2022-05-16 5:08:44 PM  
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The thing you put in between the pages of a book to mark where you stopped reading last time.
 
2022-05-16 5:14:20 PM  
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/suspect-california-church-shooting-identified-booked-one-count-murder-2022-05-16/

The man who killed a doctor and injured five others at a California Taiwanese church shooting at the weekend was a U.S. citizen born in China who hated Taiwan and drove from Las Vegas armed with guns, chains and numerous Molotov cocktails, authorities said on Monday.
 
2022-05-16 5:14:24 PM  
Why do ignorant, uneducated white moronic losers think that educated, successful intelligent Jews would want to replace them? We've spent 5,000 years bettering ourselves to avoid doing just that! Lol!
 
2022-05-16 5:53:00 PM  
He hey blarghmark
 
2022-05-16 6:32:38 PM  
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2022-05-16 6:40:54 PM  
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2022-05-16 6:49:23 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/16/politics/cuba-joe-biden/index.html

Biden reverses Trump policies related to Cuba, making it easier for families to visit relatives in country.

The State Department on Monday announced a series of measures it said is aimed at supporting the Cuban people, including reinstating the Cuban Family Reunification Parole Program and increasing consular services and visa processing.
 
2022-05-16 7:04:27 PM  

JulieAzel626: https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/16/politics/cuba-joe-biden/index.html

Biden reverses Trump policies related to Cuba, making it easier for families to visit relatives in country.

The State Department on Monday announced a series of measures it said is aimed at supporting the Cuban people, including reinstating the Cuban Family Reunification Parole Program and increasing consular services and visa processing.


Seriously, was it the hollowed-out carcass at the State Department that slow-dragged this reversal? This should have been much quicker.
 
2022-05-16 7:12:53 PM  
Blargggghmark
 
2022-05-16 7:21:33 PM  
Man, who could have forseen that NFTs and cryptocurrencies with no underlying value would eventually collapse.
Oh, that's right, everyone.
 
2022-05-16 7:23:14 PM  
It's literally the same scam as selling immigrants the brooklyn bridge, but for tech kiddies
 
2022-05-16 7:25:44 PM  

JulieAzel626: Orange County Sheriff Department says the Laguna Woods church shooting was a "politically motivated shooting" saying the suspect was upset with relations between Taiwan and China.


Politically motivated violence is literally the definition of terrorism, but I guess we only use that term for people from the Middle East?
 
2022-05-16 7:31:31 PM  

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2022-05-16 7:42:54 PM  
Invoked, 81-11: Motion to invoke cloture on the motion to proceed to H.R.7691, making emergency supplemental appropriations for assistance for the situation in Ukraine.
.
R's Voting Nay:
Blackburn, Boozman, Braun, Crapo, Hagerty, Hawley, Lee, Marshall, Lummis, Paul and Tuberville.
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There will be 30 hrs of debate on the motion to proceed to the Ukraine aid bill.
Next steps (absent an agreement):
1. Adopt motion to proceed, file cloture on the bill
2. Intervening day
3. Cloture vote on the bill
4. 30hrs of debate
5. Final passage
 
2022-05-16 7:55:38 PM  
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Hmmm, that's a tough one... have you tried not saying something moranic every time you open your mouth?
I mean you certainly haven't tried shutting the fark up.  Probably too late for that now.
 
2022-05-16 8:10:19 PM  
https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-counter-attacks-russian-forces-east-2022-05-16/

Troops holed up in the last Ukrainian stronghold in the besieged port of Mariupol began evacuating on Monday, appearing to cede control of the once prosperous city to Russia after months of bombardment.
 
2022-05-16 8:12:14 PM  
Random thing that popped-up on my radar today: https://www.instagram.com/faroutfacets/

This guy was tired of his retail job at Home Depot and decided that he really just wanted to make glass art. He makes some really interesting stuff. Props to him for taking a risk in hopes of finding greater happiness.
 
2022-05-16 8:15:03 PM  
https://twitter.com/johnnystantoniv/status/1526313156502355968

I just found out the person killed in the Laguna Woods shooting yesterday was my primary care physician, Dr. John Cheng. Absolute hero. He attacked the gunman and helped save so many in that church. I just wanted his name to be known. He will be missed.
 
2022-05-16 8:20:08 PM  
Seth Meyers and Amber Ruffin Address the Mass Shooting in Buffalo, New York
Youtube 5Xv6lunKUpg
 
2022-05-16 8:21:35 PM  
It's hard to address such events within the context of a comedy show, but I think Amber does.
 
2022-05-16 8:25:20 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image image 598x536]
Hmmm, that's a tough one... have you tried not saying something moranic every time you open your mouth?
I mean you certainly haven't tried shutting the fark up.  Probably too late for that now.


We've all seen the so and so is "what stupid people think a smart person sounds like" and Margerine clearly thinks herself to be brilliant, probably listens to her interviews several times after completing them.
 
2022-05-16 8:35:55 PM  
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2022-05-16 8:39:23 PM  
Evening everyone, I hope you are all well.
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2022-05-16 8:43:28 PM  
A few minutes ago, Tuckhead wondered why Congress is so focused on Ukraine with the baby formula shortage.

Half the world's supply of neon comes from Ukraine.

Neon is a major component in the production of semiconductors.

The current shortage of semiconductors is the main reason for the auto industry's current slump.

As bad as the baby formula shortage is, it's nothing compared to the auto industry.

And Tuckhead, in deference to his Russian puppet masters, is trying to deflect the reason why Russia invading Ukraine is currently sending the world spiraling towards recession.
 
2022-05-16 8:47:45 PM  
https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/16/politics/kathy-barnette-1776-moment-january-6-kfile/index.html

Pennsylvania Republican Senate candidate Kathy Barnette said she was bringing three buses of "pissed off patriots" for the January 6, 2021, "Stop the Steal" rally that preceded the US Capitol riot.
 
2022-05-16 8:48:36 PM  
https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1526361620305395712

A staffer with Doug Mastriano's Pennsylvania gubernatorial campaign was at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, according to an NBC News analysis of photos and video.
 
2022-05-16 8:49:45 PM  
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Literally everyone can explain
 
2022-05-16 9:01:12 PM  
Rach!
 
2022-05-16 9:01:24 PM  
RAAAAAAAAAAACH!
 
2022-05-16 9:03:07 PM  
 
2022-05-16 9:04:56 PM  
And let's start with how racist America used to be still is.
 
2022-05-16 9:09:34 PM  
"had the decency to go home and die from cancer"
 
2022-05-16 9:10:40 PM  
a complaint has been filed with the State Auditor
 
2022-05-16 9:12:06 PM  

clodcomplex: [Fark user image 598x536]
Hmmm, that's a tough one... have you tried not saying something moranic every time you open your mouth?
I mean you certainly haven't tried shutting the fark up.  Probably too late for that now.


[MTG]

Otherwise known as Proverbs 17:28. One might suppose, with all the overlap between evangelicals and Rs, someone might clue her in.
 
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