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(Sci Tech Daily)   The fountain of youth is crap   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, Immune system, Bacteria, Gut flora, Inflammation, fecal microbiota, Old age, gut microbiota, Quadram Institute  
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841 clicks; posted to STEM » on 16 May 2022 at 5:14 PM (19 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2022-05-16 5:44:11 PM  
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So, all of this crap is really nothing more than reducing inflammation, right?  I'm gonna go out on a limb and say you don't need a crap transplant to reduce inflammation.
2022-05-16 4:23:03 PM  
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2022-05-16 5:02:10 PM  
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"If this science is valid then why don't pigs live forever?"
2022-05-16 5:56:54 PM  
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Slaxl: So once it's packaged by the big companies and Gwyneth Paltrow and we have to pay $1000 per pill of her poop, what do us poors do? Grow old gracefully and die? Or ask youths to poo in a cup for $10 then put it in a pill? How do we work out the dose?

More or less. The poors have to wait until discount options are available. Rich people will soon be able to go to a fancy clinic to get Kim Kardashian's poo transplanted into them followed by a relaxing massage, sauna, and all the drugs they want.

In a few years, the masses will be able to purchase suppositories at Walmart (Great Value brand) supplied by Laotian children.
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