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(Eat This Not That)   You can take my Nutter Butters from my cold, flabby arms after I'm dead. Admittedly, you could probably take them now from my cold, flabby arms. My circulation and grip strength aren't what they used to be   (eatthis.com) divider line
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2022-05-16 3:38:21 PM  
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2022-05-16 4:51:41 PM  
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This is the hill I am prepared to die upon.
 
2022-05-16 4:58:20 PM  
nutter butter is my pet name for your mom.
 
2022-05-16 5:57:02 PM  

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This is the hill I am prepared to die upon.


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2022-05-16 6:23:26 PM  

FigPucker: Diagonal: [media-amazon.com image 425x425]
This is the hill I am prepared to die upon.

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I'd give you a TF for that

/if I didn't decide to not
 
2022-05-16 6:43:24 PM  
Have you ever wondered why these cookies could last in your pantry for so long without going bad?

Got to be honest, that's never been a problem.
 
2022-05-16 6:46:38 PM  
Want a cookie once in a while?

No, I don't want a cookie once in a while.
 
2022-05-16 6:54:52 PM  
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'Sup?
 
2022-05-16 8:14:01 PM  
I try to limit myself to only get these when I'm in the Great White North.  I know they're available in The States, but, at home, I make it a point to avoid the cookie aisle altogether.
 
2022-05-16 8:14:02 PM  
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2022-05-16 8:15:17 PM  

Gough: I try to limit myself to only get these when I'm in the Great White North.  I know they're available in The States, but, at home, I make it a point to avoid the cookie aisle altogether.


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2022-05-16 8:46:44 PM  
Why are the mods greenlighting turds from the bastard child of the National Enquirer's Diet and Lifestyle page?
 
2022-05-16 8:50:52 PM  
The great nutter butter incident of 2012 is why I don't go to the store stoned anymore. I bought 50 bucks in cookies and neither of the 2 items I actually went for.
 
2022-05-17 8:55:42 AM  
Nutter Butters are very much an underrated item.  I rarely see anyone buy them or eat them and they are fantastic.  If it were a pop, it would be Squirt.
 
2022-05-17 11:52:29 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: The great nutter butter incident of 2012 is why I don't go to the store stoned anymore. I bought 50 bucks in cookies and neither of the 2 items I actually went for.


I spent a solid five minutes transfixed by the cheese section; when I snapped out of it and grabbed the smoked gouda with bacon my compatriot said "wow, thought I lost you there, for a minute."

/what were we talking about, again?
 
2022-05-17 12:06:38 PM  

mekkab: Harry Wagstaff: The great nutter butter incident of 2012 is why I don't go to the store stoned anymore. I bought 50 bucks in cookies and neither of the 2 items I actually went for.

I spent a solid five minutes transfixed by the cheese section; when I snapped out of it and grabbed the smoked gouda with bacon my compatriot said "wow, thought I lost you there, for a minute."

/what were we talking about, again?


Cheese was one of the two items I was there for.
 
2022-05-17 4:02:15 PM  

Harry Wagstaff: ... why I don't go to the store stoned anymore. I bought 50 bucks in cookies...



i would typically get a bunch of stuff that you could eat in the parking lot on the way back to the car. see also, shopping while hungry
 
2022-05-18 12:12:15 AM  

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I don't know if Nabisco makes Nutter Butters in round vs Peanut shaped, but LIDL does, with a very close/near exact recipe taste-wise, and at about half the cost.  So since I live near a LIDL, that's what I buy.  The changed shape is a small price to pay fir the same taste and much more affordable (the price of normal Nutter Butters is pure markup).
 
2022-05-18 1:13:24 AM  
Kids are crushing their Zanax pills to mix with powdered sugar and ground peanut shells before having unprotected underage sex; they're calling it Nutter Butters
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