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2022-05-16 2:54:16 PM  
Did he try to steal salmon and cream cheese too?
2022-05-16 3:08:29 PM  
"Spread 'em!"
2022-05-16 3:14:07 PM  
Cop: "You're going to jail."
Perp: "Says who?"
Cop (munches bagel): "Sesame."
2022-05-16 3:15:52 PM  
I cooked one of those huge "ham steak" things for the first time last week because it was on markdown after Easter.  Those are pretty good!

/too thicckk for a bagel though maybe
2022-05-16 3:16:14 PM  
I guess a "ham and bagel shop" is not kosher?
2022-05-16 3:16:33 PM  
sounds more like he's run out of lox
2022-05-16 3:17:43 PM  
The prosecutor is going to schmear him in court.
2022-05-16 3:18:10 PM  
It's a subscriber only story.
What a shame.
2022-05-16 3:19:36 PM  
In 2000, I had to change planes in Charlotte (US Airways).  I stopped at a bagel place in the airport and I ordered an everything bagel with a schmear of lox and plain cream cheese.  They put strawberry cream cheese on my bagel instead.  Garlic and strawberry do not go together at all.
2022-05-16 3:24:23 PM  

kdawg7736: Did he try to steal salmon and cream cheese too?

What's got into him?
2022-05-16 3:28:05 PM  
Queen of Jordan - Ham / 30 Rock
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2022-05-16 3:40:42 PM  
I was paywalled as well.  I would assume Barry Bagels.  I mean, if I was going to steal bagels in Ann Arbor, that's where I'd go.

But what I really wanted to say was tell that guy to wait in the terribly long line like everyone else does.
2022-05-16 3:52:45 PM  
I'm glad it's not Brian
2022-05-16 4:03:31 PM  
He broke in to six bagel and ham shops? Does he get to break into a seventh shop for free?
2022-05-16 4:22:10 PM  
....I dont think there's any lox at a ham and bagel shop.....
2022-05-16 4:25:56 PM  
I'd break into a combo liquor store and Hobby Lobby overstock store but i realize this is a bit of a niche.
2022-05-16 4:30:26 PM  

mrspeacock: I was paywalled as well.  I would assume Barry Bagels.  I mean, if I was going to steal bagels in Ann Arbor, that's where I'd go.

It was MD Bagel-Fragel on Washtenaw across from Arborland, the distant grandchild of the Bagel Factory that used to be on South University. I was in there this morning picking up my weekly order.

The woman who runs the place said that the guy looked straight up into her surveillance camera while he was there. The bummer is that the lead time for a replacement door is many weeks long right now.
2022-05-16 4:48:28 PM  
Ham and bagels? Worst business plan ever
2022-05-16 5:00:15 PM  
How to piss off 2 Gods at once? Oy Vay! (3 if you want to add Mohamed! )
2022-05-16 6:39:42 PM  
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