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(KLKN-TV Lincoln)   Amazon launches new three-hour fire sale on I-80 mm422 in Nebraska. State Patrol says its a traffic stopper   (klkntv.com) divider line
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2022-05-16 3:36:33 PM  
The most exciting thing to come out of Nebraska today.
 
2022-05-16 3:51:10 PM  
MY PACKAGE!!!!!
 
2022-05-16 3:52:39 PM  

Walker: MY PACKAGE!!!!!


It was already too small to amount to anything.
 
2022-05-16 3:53:54 PM  
Sources say the cleanup phase of the recovery operation is expected to go by quickly, noting that the scene guard was having a smoke break with his back turned....
 
2022-05-16 3:56:01 PM  
That stuff probably isn't getting there in two days.
 
2022-05-16 3:56:39 PM  
The Ukrainian special forces simply got lost. Easy to mistake Nebraska for western Russian.
 
2022-05-16 3:56:47 PM  
MY CHEAP CHINESE CRAP!!!
 
2022-05-16 3:57:05 PM  
All right, who ordered the gender reveal party starter kit?
 
2022-05-16 4:00:51 PM  

Unobtanium: Walker: MY PACKAGE!!!!!

It was already too small to amount to anything.


I knew that coming.
 
2022-05-16 4:00:59 PM  
Man the things Amazon drivers have to do to get a piss break are wild.
 
2022-05-16 4:03:14 PM  

xsarien: All right, who ordered the gender reveal party starter kit?


Think its a girl, but nobody wants to check

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2022-05-16 4:03:34 PM  
Someone ordered fire on prime and Amazon is committed to that fast delivery
 
2022-05-16 4:11:02 PM  
As good a place as any to mention that there is a store out there that offers effectively a "treasure hunt" of Amazon return lots... "Daily Dealz" stocks the tables on Thursday, then the price starts high on Friday, and works down to $1 on Wednesday, when the best stuff has presumably been picked over.

Interesting concept. Mrs. LesserEvil and I picked through some second day deals, found a few things worth buying. Best find was a $100 grow light (for $7).
 
2022-05-16 4:11:48 PM  

Walker: Unobtanium: Walker: MY PACKAGE!!!!!

It was already too small to amount to anything.

I knew that coming.


ya walked right into it. handle warned ya!
 
2022-05-16 4:12:51 PM  

Subtonic: MY CHEAP CHINESE CRAP!!!


M'TCHOTCHKE! M'TCHOTCHKEEEEE!!1!
 
2022-05-16 4:14:32 PM  
Chinese batteries are gonna do what they want. At least that sucker wasn't on a jet.

/No no no UL Certification is Unexploded Lithum not Underwriters Laboratories.
 
2022-05-16 4:39:23 PM  
Missed the perfect setup by two stinking miles.

/420
//puff and pass
third is too stoned to comment
 
2022-05-16 4:42:19 PM  
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Wanted for questioning.....
 
2022-05-16 4:43:25 PM  
Great, now I'm never gunna get those hoverboards I ordered through a sketchy seller.
 
2022-05-16 4:43:37 PM  
MY ANAL INTRUDER!

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2022-05-16 4:44:50 PM  
Most likely a lithium battery on the fritz.
 
2022-05-16 5:03:58 PM  
CDLs are given to anybody apparently
 
2022-05-16 5:20:03 PM  

Walker: Unobtanium: Walker: MY PACKAGE!!!!!

It was already too small to amount to anything.

I knew that coming.


Unlike your package. ED is a serious thing.

/zing!
 
2022-05-16 6:12:15 PM  
Unironically my PLA filament order just had the delivery estimate changed from today to Wednesday
 
2022-05-16 6:37:39 PM  

Manfred J. Hattan: That stuff probably isn't getting there in two days.


Hah! I ordered smoke. Got her super fast.
 
2022-05-16 6:38:05 PM  
damit ... *here
 
2022-05-16 6:47:09 PM  
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2022-05-16 7:25:51 PM  
Old and busted: Dumpster fires

New hotness: Trailer fires
 
2022-05-16 7:41:44 PM  
Ah, if only it was two miles west.


:-)
 
2022-05-16 7:55:45 PM  
Odds:

1:2   Chinese lithium batteries
1:4   New Samsung phone
1:10  Improperly packed "My Pillows"
1:25  Subby's new 14" studded vibrator
1:1000  Chinese cigarette lighters
 
2022-05-16 8:14:06 PM  

Hospitaller: Missed the perfect setup by two stinking miles.

/420
//puff and pass
third is too stoned to comment


I always thought it was funny that mm420 is the exit for Ashland
 
2022-05-16 8:26:20 PM  
The contractors that pull these Amazon trailers are pulling cheap freight. The rates are low. They usually don't pass $2/mile.  They get crappy drivers to takes these loads.
This looks like a driver that didn't look in the mirrors for a while.
If the incident started in the box, the tires likely wouldn't have burnt off completely, but since most of the trailer is in good shape, it looks as if the brakes were the cause of this.  Just my observations, not the expert.
 
2022-05-16 8:42:57 PM  

xsarien: All right, who ordered the gender reveal party starter kit?


Hah!

Seriously though, lithium batteries are always the prime suspect.
 
2022-05-17 12:39:51 AM  

Somaticasual: Sources say the cleanup phase of the recovery operation is expected to go by quickly, noting that the scene guard was having a smoke break with his back turned....


Cue "Lord of War" transport airplane being emptied and stripped down!
 
2022-05-17 12:42:09 AM  

Somaticasual: Sources say the cleanup phase of the recovery operation is expected to go by quickly, noting that the scene guard was having a smoke break with his back turned....


Cue Lord of War scene as the airplane is emptied!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cdyoSmnM9ic

Sorry about the ads!
 
2022-05-17 3:13:45 PM  
My Lube!
 
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