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2022-05-16 11:20:33 AM  
Did you hear on the Gilbert Grapevine?
 
2022-05-16 11:37:32 AM  
With the amount of bullshiat she's shoveling, she should ask the judge to legally change the spelling of her last name to HERD.
 
2022-05-16 11:38:05 AM  
Oh god there it is.  There goes my day.
Amber being melodramatic, as usual.
 
2022-05-16 11:38:20 AM  
People following this shiat is what's wrong with America
 
2022-05-16 11:41:00 AM  

cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America


Blame Robin Leach
 
2022-05-16 11:42:40 AM  

cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America


I blame England.
 
2022-05-16 11:49:54 AM  
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2022-05-16 11:51:00 AM  
No matter what happens she will never escape being called Amber Turd for the rest of her life.
 
2022-05-16 11:56:26 AM  

cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America


It's abnormal psychology, Bob.  This is how I learned all that shiat.  You watch them.
 
2022-05-16 12:01:42 PM  
Did her dog step on another bee? *squint squint*
 
2022-05-16 12:19:50 PM  

cryinoutloud: cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America

It's abnormal psychology, Bob.  This is how I learned all that shiat.  You watch them.


I read that as a John Cusack movie quote.
 
2022-05-16 12:29:16 PM  
WHEN DOES GINNI THOMAS GO ON TRIAL?
 
2022-05-16 12:35:59 PM  
USA Today had a bullshiat editorial recently about how terrible it was Amber Turd was being held accountable for her lies and abuse.
 
2022-05-16 12:52:45 PM  
It's been a great show so far.  From the highlight reel...

Woman FARTS OUT LOUD in court during the Johnny Depp & Amber Heard Trial 😳
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Love the Brits.  Rattle one off, acknowledge it, and move along.
 
2022-05-16 1:09:07 PM  
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2022-05-16 1:29:50 PM  
The panting, the whimpering, the sniffing, the scrunching up of her face....all without a single drop of moisture, not even a glistening.  This is just incredible.

Didn't her lawyers tell her to drop the theatrics, or do they not give a fark seeing as how they're being paid either way?
 
2022-05-16 2:17:03 PM  
My takeaway from watching some of the trial is that Amber can't act for crap.
 
2022-05-16 2:33:58 PM  

Kitty2.0: cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America

Blame Robin Leach


Absolutely
 
2022-05-16 2:41:25 PM  

mudesi: The panting, the whimpering, the sniffing, the scrunching up of her face....all without a single drop of moisture, not even a glistening.  This is just incredible.

Didn't her lawyers tell her to drop the theatrics, or do they not give a fark seeing as how they're being paid either way?


My favorite part is the gaslighting over her audio admitting she hits him because he is always running away and that she can't guarantee she won't hit him more while telling him to grow up and calling him a baby.
 
2022-05-16 2:52:17 PM  

cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America


Why shouldn't we follow this? Does this case not have cultural and social relevance considering all of this started in the wake of the MeToo movement?
 
2022-05-16 3:07:47 PM  

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2022-05-16 3:10:03 PM  

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2022-05-16 3:44:17 PM  
Nope.
 
2022-05-16 4:05:27 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: No matter what happens she will never escape being called Amber Turd for the rest of her life.


I wish I could be there shouting, "It's 'AMBER TURD'" as she leaves the courthouse each day.  Then, after someone gripes out it just stand outside with her picture on a sign with the caption "AMBER TURD".
 
2022-05-16 4:08:08 PM  
So odd that under cross examination, Amber doesn't get emotional, despite being forced to relive this apparently highly traumatic abuse.  Cold as ice, all of a sudden.  I'm honestly embarrassed for her she's so bad at this.
 
2022-05-16 5:04:43 PM  
They asked her some question about Johnny's rings, because she keeps saying that he hit her in the face, multiple times.  And she says, "I have never known Johnny not to wear rings" in present tense, like they're going to go home together.
They have been broken up for years now.  They hate each other.  She hasn't even laid eyes on him, except in court, for years. But she talks like he's still living in her head.   You ask me stuff about my crazy ex years later, and I don't farking know.  I don't know a thing about him.

And all that whimpering about how she was so sad about his drug addiction, she took pictures of him, but somehow she still can't manage to produce pictures of her serious injuries, that nobody else ever noticed on her.  They're showing pictures of her right after she says that she got beat up, and she's like a farking ice queen--absolutely beautiful and perfect.
And hanging right on Johnny's arm for dear life, as one does right after he beats the crap out of you.
 
2022-05-16 5:27:13 PM  

cryinoutloud: They asked her some question about Johnny's rings, because she keeps saying that he hit her in the face, multiple times.  And she says, "I have never known Johnny not to wear rings" in present tense, like they're going to go home together.



I wouldn't look too deep into that, it's a colloquial term that's not necessarily present tense and refers to the understanding of the person's established behavioral pattern. 

And all that whimpering about how she was so sad about his drug addiction, she took pictures of him, but somehow she still can't manage to produce pictures of her serious injuries, that nobody else ever noticed on her.  They're showing pictures of her right after she says that she got beat up, and she's like a farking ice queen--absolutely beautiful and perfect.
And hanging right on Johnny's arm for dear life, as one does right after he beats the crap out of you.


The problem isn't even necessarily the lack of pictures, because there are some that seem to show some bruising. The problem is the narrative that he would constantly choke her and beat her senseless but has yet to produce a single photo where she, by all indications from her description of events, should look at least as bad as Rihanna after Chris Brown went to town on her. 

What's interesting to me is the arm scars, which may support her case for being injured while on glass. But, there's a notable lack of medical information regarding these and on the same token, she claims she was walking around on glass and being cut and describes a lot of slipping on blood which one would think would produce a bunch of visible and demonstrable scars on her feet.
 
kab
2022-05-16 5:37:37 PM  
"Miss Heard, this is a picture of you after you allege that Johnny Depp hit you so hard, you grew an adult male's cranium out of the side of your head, is that correct?"

"That's correct."

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2022-05-16 5:41:49 PM  

kab: "Miss Heard, this is a picture of you after you allege that Johnny Depp hit you so hard, you grew an adult male's cranium out of the side of your head, is that correct?"

"That's correct."

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Yeah -- she was trying to say makeup and ice covered her broken nose in this picture.

Field medics would look on in awe at her bathroom makeup/triage skillz!
 
2022-05-16 5:44:17 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America

Why shouldn't we follow this? Does this case not have cultural and social relevance considering all of this started in the wake of the MeToo movement?


And, honestly - Domestic Violence towards men does not get nearly the attention it should.
 
2022-05-16 5:46:46 PM  

BeatrixK: Cthulhu Theory: cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America

Why shouldn't we follow this? Does this case not have cultural and social relevance considering all of this started in the wake of the MeToo movement?

And, honestly - Domestic Violence towards men does not get nearly the attention it should.


Some people seem to genuinely believe it doesn't happen. Not a lot from what I can tell, but it's really weird they exist at all.
 
2022-05-16 5:48:18 PM  

Cthulhu Theory: cryinoutloud: They asked her some question about Johnny's rings, because she keeps saying that he hit her in the face, multiple times.  And she says, "I have never known Johnny not to wear rings" in present tense, like they're going to go home together.
I wouldn't look too deep into that, it's a colloquial term that's not necessarily present tense and refers to the understanding of the person's established behavioral pattern.


Yeah, it is, but if she's actual abuse victim, it's odd terminology.  You do a certain amount of depersonalization to the person when it's this bad.  You just don't talk about them like that.  I never called my ex by name, ("scumbag") and  20 years later, I still don't think of him by name at all.

It was weird to me, it struck me right away.  Her mannerisms aren't right for what's she's saying.  Like I said, I'm into the psychology of it.  And she's not acting right.  She's not acting like a PTSD victim, which is part of her defense.
 
2022-05-16 6:01:56 PM  
Why does she have photos of minor scrapes, etc, but no photos of the major, serious injuries she claims he inflicted on her?

If she was documenting abuse, why didn't she document the worst of it?

I sounds more to me like every time he reacted in any physical way to anything she was doing to him, she'd call herself a victim and photograph whatever mark she sustained. Meanwhile, she would slap the shiat out of him whenever she wanted.

Meanwhile in her testimony, she's gone all in on depicting Depp as a complete monster. But none of the evidence, other than her testimony, indicates that. He probably did some things he shouldn't have done, but it appears to me that wasn't in his nature.

This is the danger of being in an abusive relationship if you're a man. Once she starts attacking you, there's nothing you can do. If you do anything other than run, it's going to make you look bad.

It's important for a man to get the fark out of such a situation at the first sign of abuse. Otherwise, you'll find yourself stuck and it will not end well.
 
2022-05-16 6:17:15 PM  
they're both toxic and deserve each other. 
and no I haven't seen any or the trial or read any reports just seen the commotion it's causing like some soap opera / divorce court hybrid.
 
kab
2022-05-16 6:19:19 PM  

cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America


Ok boomer Amber.
 
2022-05-16 6:28:27 PM  
LOL.  so the lawyer just asked Amber what she was referring to when she said something in her editorial about how "Hollywood rises up to protect powerful men."  And Amber blows up, "It wasn't about Johnny.  It was about ME.  It was after we broke up, and the editorial was about ME and what happened to me."
Like wow.
 
2022-05-16 6:31:43 PM  

Hobodeluxe: they're both toxic and deserve each other. 
and no I haven't seen any or the trial or read any reports


But at least you're sure.
 
2022-05-16 7:42:44 PM  

Hobodeluxe: they're both toxic and deserve each other.
and no I haven't seen any or the trial or read any reports just seen the commotion it's causing like some soap opera / divorce court hybrid.


No they're not.  She's the antagonist.  I went through damn near everything he did with my psycho ex-wife who is a borderline just like Amber Turd.  The problem my ex encountered is she talked about all these mean things I (allegedly) did to her and her kids, yet no one saw it.  Hell, we lived very close to her family (my closest living relatives were over 500 miles away) so the deck was stacked in her favor, yet no one believed her.  You don't want to be dragged into a Borderline's drama.  People keep wanting to hold the victim liable and apply logic to what they do which cannot be done.  They are in a reality of their own making.
 
2022-05-16 7:57:42 PM  
I'm gonna email the bank and say I pledge to pay off my mortgage, and stop making mortgage payments
 
2022-05-16 8:04:49 PM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Hobodeluxe: they're both toxic and deserve each other.
and no I haven't seen any or the trial or read any reports just seen the commotion it's causing like some soap opera / divorce court hybrid.

No they're not.  She's the antagonist.  I went through damn near everything he did with my psycho ex-wife who is a borderline just like Amber Turd.  The problem my ex encountered is she talked about all these mean things I (allegedly) did to her and her kids, yet no one saw it.  Hell, we lived very close to her family (my closest living relatives were over 500 miles away) so the deck was stacked in her favor, yet no one believed her.  You don't want to be dragged into a Borderline's drama.  People keep wanting to hold the victim liable and apply logic to what they do which cannot be done.  They are in a reality of their own making.


They're literally psychotic. They could believe the pope is trying to kill them and everyone would understand. But they believe you are trying to kill them and everyone tries to believe them because it could happen.
 
2022-05-16 9:28:32 PM  

Hobodeluxe: they're both toxic and deserve each other. 
and no I haven't seen any or the trial or read any reports just seen the commotion it's causing like some soap opera / divorce court hybrid.


I haven't watched any of the war coverage or read anything about it but I've seen people getting angry so I have come to the conclusion that Putin and Zelenskyy are both toxic and deserve each other.
 
2022-05-16 9:43:52 PM  

cretinbob: People following this shiat is what's wrong with America


Most of us aren't taking it that seriously.  I know a lot of people are lining up behind one or the other of them and painting the other as victim.  IMO instead we've got a PAIR of drama queens, and while Johnny's version seems to be shaking out as more true, he's also clearly got some class A jackassery in him, even if not the abuse Amber Heard is describing.
 
2022-05-17 12:17:05 AM  

cryinoutloud: Cthulhu Theory: cryinoutloud: They asked her some question about Johnny's rings, because she keeps saying that he hit her in the face, multiple times.  And she says, "I have never known Johnny not to wear rings" in present tense, like they're going to go home together.
I wouldn't look too deep into that, it's a colloquial term that's not necessarily present tense and refers to the understanding of the person's established behavioral pattern.

Yeah, it is, but if she's actual abuse victim, it's odd terminology.  You do a certain amount of depersonalization to the person when it's this bad.  You just don't talk about them like that.  I never called my ex by name, ("scumbag") and  20 years later, I still don't think of him by name at all.

It was weird to me, it struck me right away.  Her mannerisms aren't right for what's she's saying.  Like I said, I'm into the psychology of it.  And she's not acting right.  She's not acting like a PTSD victim, which is part of her defense.


What's getting me are the blatant inconsistencies. Cross examination basically ripped her character and credibility to shreds.

She said she happened to have more pictures that weren't put into evidence, threw her attorneys under the bus trying to say it was their fault, and equated pledging donations to mortgages in an effort to weasel out of admitting she never donated the money promised to the charity.
 
2022-05-17 5:15:36 AM  

Noah_Tall: Hobodeluxe: they're both toxic and deserve each other. 
and no I haven't seen any or the trial or read any reports just seen the commotion it's causing like some soap opera / divorce court hybrid.

I haven't watched any of the war coverage or read anything about it but I've seen people getting angry so I have come to the conclusion that Putin and Zelenskyy are both toxic and deserve each other.


sure and Depp is the best husband/partner in the world. let's just get all hyperbolic why don't we?
 
2022-05-17 9:24:04 AM  
Damn, I thought this was a Johnny Hepp thread. You can't beat that amber!

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2022-05-17 10:56:29 PM  
Court TV makes decent background noise when WFH, much like having the radio on. Today though, Depp's attorney was being aggravating as hell with almost non-stop objections, and sidebars. Correct or not, it was very disruptive. Effectively, there was no "line of questioning" because of all the stops.

I had to change the channel because I was so annoyed. Imagine the jurors!
 
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