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(CNBC)   McDonald's to sell off its Russian businesses. Buyer can't use IP or menu items, but is welcome to fix the ice cream machines   (cnbc.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Russia, Soviet Union, Vladimir Putin, McDonald's values, McDonald, McDonald's exit, public outcry, invasion of Ukraine  
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277 clicks; posted to Business » on 16 May 2022 at 9:50 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2022-05-16 9:36:52 AM  
They'll get rebranded and customers can get a Big Putin.
 
2022-05-16 9:54:51 AM  
Maybe it will be like the McRib. Once a year for a month McDonald's will be back in russia.
 
2022-05-16 9:56:47 AM  
I'm leavin' it.
 
2022-05-16 9:58:14 AM  
Russians will miss all that fake food that mold wont eat
 
2022-05-16 10:00:42 AM  
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Sensing an opportunity...
 
2022-05-16 10:01:27 AM  
They're enforcing a no-fry zone.
 
2022-05-16 10:06:45 AM  
In other news, Russian Military has found a new source to replace their decades old MREs.
 
2022-05-16 10:07:45 AM  

oldernell: They'll get rebranded and customers can get a Big Putin.


A Big Putin ends up being tiny, floppy, full of cancer and takes 80+ days to cook?
 
2022-05-16 10:11:56 AM  

Linux_Yes: Russians will miss all that fake food that mold wont eat


Y'all need some history lessons. Salt and dehydration is how humans sustained populations for thousands of years.

Doesn't mean it is great food, but it isn't some 1900's abomination of food engineering. Hell, some people think pickled cabbage, or sour kraut, is food, instead of something to eat so you don't starve to death.
 
2022-05-16 10:24:34 AM  
Boss! Top of fry machine popped off and immolated entire second shift crew again!

*sigh* Go hire more conscripts.
 
2022-05-16 10:47:09 AM  

oldernell: They'll get rebranded and customers can get a Big Putin.


Just watch out for the plutonium tea
 
2022-05-16 10:56:21 AM  
Every restaurant will become a Burgers 'n' Borscht.
 
2022-05-16 11:26:41 AM  
Uncle Vanya's is happy to take your order for a BIG IVAN with two all beef patties, special sauce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun. We get rid of that foolish lettuce.

Don't forget to add Uncle Vanya's fresh potatoes. You take them home and cook them yourself!

Remember to get the kid's an Uncle Vanya's Vodka shake. They'll pass out in no time, and your husband will thank you ladies.
 
2022-05-16 11:27:18 AM  
Dear comrade  now no fast ford worker, you shoot gun for the glory of mother Russia.
 
2022-05-16 12:20:44 PM  
They're declaring it a 'no fry' zone.
 
2022-05-16 12:40:25 PM  

Earthworm Jim Jones: They're declaring it a 'no fry' zone.


*ahem* 😜
 
2022-05-16 9:27:39 PM  
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Musk apparently is already working on it.
 
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